#arkos kid

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Artemis: *peeking around a corner*C'mon Santa C'mon Santa!

Jaune: *Opening the Front Door dressed as santa* HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Artemis: He's REAL!

Jaune: Oh-ho No! All these Toys are too heavy for me! If only there was a strong little warrior to help!

Artemis: *Running form behind their corner* I CAN HELP! I CAN HELP!

Jaune: Well Hello There Little Artemis! It's good to know I can still tell when people are awake or not. You've been a good kid this year! How about one last thing before the year is out?

Artemis: *Attempts to pick up The bag all on his own, fails* I can Do it! My dad's Really strong as well! I can go get him!

Jaune: Oh, no, there's no need for that! I'm certain your dad Needs his rest.

Artemis: *running off* It'll only take a second!

Jaune: Hold on! You just need to carry a couple-

Jaune: ... Oh Jiminy Christmas.

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Artemis Nikos day on the beach

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The Bathroom Prank

Oriana, Arkos’ daughter: Hey Dad! Dad, hurry! There’s a leak in the bathroom!!

Pyrrha, with her daughter: Hurry Jaune!!

Jaune, from downstairs: WHAT?! *Hear him getting up, almost tripping over their dog, Luna.* What happened?!

Oriana: I dunno, but hurry! It’s such a big leak!!

Jaune, coming upstairs: For goodness sake, this is what I get for putting my feet up for five freakin seconds, I swear to god, can’t I get a break? I mean god freakin damn it, DAMN IT!

Oriana, hiding her scroll that’s filming: Hurry!

Pyrrha: Yes, hurry Jaune! Honey, it’s an awfully big leak, right in the bathtub!! 

Jaune: Yeah yeah I’m coming! For goodness sake, honestly it’s like I hit Forty and boom, my life goes off the fucking rails, you know? And not like ‘Train falling over’ nah, we’re talking ‘Train Simulator No-Clip full freak out into the sky’ off the rails!

*Sees the bathroom.*

Oriana and Pyrrha snort laughing in the hallway.*

Jaune, leaning against the Door frame with a long, heavy sigh.*

Their dog Luna, not sure what’s happening but happy to be there: :D

Oriana, wiping her tears: S-See? *Snort.* It’s massive!

Pyrrha, lying on the floor, laughing in a giggly ball: *Snort! Snort!* It’s a leeeeeeeek! *Snorting, kicking her legs.* ahhhh hah hah! I can’t breathe!

Jaune, slowly sliding down the Door frame to the floor, head in his hands: I expect this from Yang, not you two. *Trying not to chuckle, but failing.* 

Oriana: This is *Snort.* going in a ‘Watch people die inside’ compilation! *More laughing.*

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So how have Jaune and Pyrrha's lives been going ever since they've had little Achilles. (I love that Arkos Valentines trilogy, even though it's already over. Sorry if I've bothered you with this ask)

Not a bother at all! I’m so happy you loved it!!

“It’s been amazing.” Jaune yawned, looking exhausted. “It is a bit hard getting use to Achilles being in the house though. He wakes up randomly in the night sometimes and we constantly are fretting over him. He’s our first kid, so we’re basically going off of advice from our parents, books and trial and error.” 

Jaune walked into his living room and saw Pyrrha giving Achilles his bottle, a warm smile on her face. Even though her hair was a mess and she had throw up on her, Jaune thought it was a beautiful sight.

Jaune smiled, forgetting how tired he was before seeing his wife and child. “But Oum, was it worth it.” With that, Jaune walked over to join his family on the couch.

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Grown up Japser?????? not 100% set on the design yet

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Apis Belladonna: Hey, Uncle Jau - er I guess Dad now? When Artemis and I have kids -

Jaune: It's Going to be wonderful! You'll have nothing to worry about, even when you get worried. We'll all be there for you. Also Bite down on a wooden spoon during the birthing process.

Apis: Thanks for the Encouragement. Though, Why would I bite down on a spoon?

Jaune: When Pyrrha went into labor with Artemis I nearly joined your mom in the 'Detachable hand club.'

Apis: ...

Apis: Do you have any recommendations for brands?

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Coffee shop

Pyrrha’s taken her daughter to their favourite coffee shop, bit of Mother daughter time, when a hooded figure walks up to the counter.*

Hooded figure, brandishing gun: Empty the cash registers, this is a robbery!

Barista, panicking: O-Okay okay please put the gun down!

Arkos daughter, Ori: Ah damn. *Sighing.* 

Pyrrha, wiping the foam off her lips with a napkin: Hopefully it stays warm. Won’t be a moment.

Ori: Pleeeaaase just knock him out, don’t be embarrassing! *Blushing and slumping in her seat.*

Pyrrha, scoffing: Honey, when am I ever embarrassing? I’ll be right back.

Hooded figure: I said empty the... *Gets tapped on the shoulder.* Huh?

Pyrrha: Hello, I’m sorry I just couldn’t help but notice you were robbing this store?

Hooded figure, aiming gun at her: G-Get back, lady! I’m serious!

Pyrrha, dismantling his gun with her Semblance: *Smug smile.* Anyway, as I was saying - it’s alright you can get it back on your way out. - as I was saying, I couldn’t help but notice you were robbing this store, and frankly that’s quite frowned upon. Also, you see I’m here with my daughter. *Gestures to Ori.* Hi honey!

Hooded figure, waving at Ori, incredibly confused.*

Ori, blushing and waving back, cringing: Oh my god, Moooom! *Hiding her face in her hood.* Sooo embarrassing!

Pyrrha: Anyway, I’m going to have to ask you to surrender.

Hooded figure: Screw this! *Goes to punch Pyrrha, who easily dodges, sweeps the leg and slams him down on his front.*

Hooded guy, winded and groaning, while Pyrrha puts her knee on his back: Arrrrrgh that hurt.

Pyrrha: I’m sure. *ties his hands up.* 

Barista: Thank you so much, Mrs Arc! I just called the cops, they’ll be here soon!

Pyrrha: Oh wonderful! *The coffee shop erupts in cheers.* Oh, thank you but there’s no need to thank me! It’s all in the name of justice and freedom! The morals that being a Huntress are built upon!

Ori, bright red: Oh my god, soooooo cringe, Mom!

Pyrrha, dusting her hands off: Anyway, I’m going to go back to my daughter now. Thank you for calling the police, Thomas.

Barista: No, thank you, Mrs Arc! Here, I’ll replace your coffee, on the house!

Pyrrha: Aww, thank you so much!

Ori: You are soooo embarrassing, can we leave?

Pyrrha, rolling her eyes: I love that this is so normal for you that you find Mommy stopping a robber embarrassing. *Kisses her head.* Aww, my teenage girl.

Ori: Stooop it!