#rwby jaune

[juanarc-thethird]

I'm not him!!!

At the library

Jaune: *Doing his homework*

*A book hits him on the head!*

Jaune: Aaah! What the fuck?!

Nora: Didn't you feel the book flying towards you?

Jaune: *Angry* For the fortieth time. NO! Stop throwing things at me!!

Nora: Not until you reveal the truth! *runs away to find more stuff*

Meanwhile, at a table some distance away. Pyrrha, Ruby, and Yang are watching.

Ruby: Hey Pyrrha, why is Nora throwing things at Jaune?

Pyrrha: Nora thinks Jaune is Spider-Man.

Ruby: Why?

Pyrrha: Well...

Yang: Poor, nerdy, socially awkward, tells bad jokes in stressful moments, irresponsible in managing his daily life, and is so clumsy it's ridiculous it almost seems like a lie.

Pyrrha: Yang!

Yang: Am I wrong?

Ruby: Ooooh, it makes sense.

Yang: But we all know he's not Spider-Man. I mean, Jaune, Vale's greatest superhero? HA!

Pyrrha: That's rude.

Back to Jaune

Jaune: Damn it Nora! *He goes back to his notebook and opens it to the last pages; where you can see designs of a new device with a spider logo.* (How the hell am I supposed to work on my new gadget with her interrupting me?) *Suddenly his spider-sense alerts him* (Fuck , is her again)

A book hits him on the head again.

Jaune: Stop it!!

Nora: Never!!!

------------------- Maybe or maybe not Ill do a spider-man jaune thing

[juanarc-thethird]

Well, he did try to ask nicely…

(I know the World Cup is over but…)

Jaune and Pyrrha are practicing on the roof as usual.

Jaune: Wow, what a workout. Hey Pyrrha, is it okay if we finish practice early? I really want to watch the Mexico game.

Pyrrha: No Jaune, you have to stay for the whole training session if you want to improve.

Jaune: Well, I tried the nice way…

Pyrrha: Hm?

He walks towards the stairs and throws himself down.

Pyrrha: *Panic* JAUNE!!!!

Momentas later

Tv: Viene Quiñones. Viene Quiñones!!! Le pega Quiñones!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!

Jaune: *Sitting in a reclining chair with a broken leg* Vamos Mexico!!!!! (lets go Mexico!!)

Pyrrha: *Trying to get excited* Lets go! (Mental note: no training sessions on match days.)

[juanarc-thethird]

Look, a present.

Ruby: Are you sure this will work?

Jaune: *Hammering pieces of wood together* Of course it'll work, trust me. It's foolproof.

Momentas later

Salem: *Reading a note* "We surrender, please accept this gift as an apology for halting your plans. Best regards, Ozpin." What a lovely note. *She looks at the gift, a giant wooden horse* And what a beautiful woodwork! Cinder, take it to the center of the castle.

Cinder: I don't think it's a good idea. Maybe we should leave it here.

Salem: Out here, in all this humidity? No way! Take it with you.

Cinder: *sighs* Yes ma'am.

[king-mac-xiii]

Twin Sisters

*Another day sees Jaune finishing his break as a crossing guard, his assigned work as a new Huntsman. He noticed Penny floating over and calls out to say hi. They end up conversing for a while, until Jaune has to address the elephant in the room.*

Jaune: "So... Penny."

Penny: "Yes?"

Jaune: "Your new sisters have been staring at me for an hour now."

Jaune: "Does that mean anything?"

Penny: "Both of them?"

Jaune: "Yeah. Is that bad?"

Penny: "I'm not sure. One of them can be difficult, but both would make an interesting team. That said, I'm not sure if it means anything."

-meanwhile-

F/A-18: "What are you think'n?"

EA-18: "He's definitely noticed us."

F/A-18: "Nice. Think he'll try to approach?"

EA-18: "Already is."

Jaune: "Excuse me."

Both: "Sup?"

Jaune: "Just wanted to stop by and say hello. Since you've both been watching me, I wanted to make sure everything's okay."

F/A-18: "Fair enough."

EA-18: "Everything is fine. In fact," *she gets closer with a big smirk,* "You willing to show us around a little? We're still getting used to being out and about."

F/A-18: "Yeah! It'll be a fun time. Promise!"

Jaune: "Oh! I mean, I'd love to. So, what are your names, by the way?"

*Both shrug.*

Jaune: "Okay. Hope you don't mind, but it'll be easier than saying "you" over and over, what can I call you?"

EA-18: "I'm F/A-18."

F/A-18: "And I'm EA-18."

Jaune: *chuckles a bit.* "Sure."

*both raise an eyebrow.*

Jaune: "How about," *he points at F/A-18* "Frieda," *then to EA-18* "and Eva?"

*Both blink for a moment. Turn to one another. Then back to him.*

Frieda: "You can tell us apart already?"

Eva: "It usually takes a little longer."

Jaune: "I grew up around a pair of twins. I've gotten pretty good at seeing all the little details."

Eva: "Hmm..." *narrows her eyes in thought.*

Frieda: "What are you thinking, sis?"

Eva: "I'm thinking... we share him."

Jaune: "What?"

Frieda: "Oh?" *looks between them before a big grin appears.* "I'm in!"

Jaune: "H-hang on a second!"

Frieda: *wraps her arm around one of his.* "Can I get a Hell Yeah?!"

Eva: *Wraps her arms around the other.* "Hell yeah~"

*They both fly off into the air with Jaune screaming in confused shock.*

Penny: *Watches them fly off with her friend.* "I'm not sure how to take this."

[here-to-slay]

Hey RWBY fandom (specifically the shipping side of it) Can someone explain to me the Jaune thing?

I've been in the RWBY fandom since the beginning and I've seen a lot of Fanfics, Fan arts, and Jokes about Jaune having a Harem and it just confuses me. is it because of his personality or like because he's basically a secondary protagonist like what is it? Is it a self insert thing because I've seen some.. disturbing things of him with Glinda, Raven and other older characters that in my mind would only be happening if it was a self insert thing but if im wrong could someone explain it to me?

[peppermintbunnie]

Harriet: So... he's your boyfriend?

Marrow: He's not my boyfriend.

Elm: Yet?

Marrow: ...

Vine: Your silence answers for you

[king-mac-xiii]

The Illusion of Choice

*Jaune groaned as he sat up in bed. The night before was kind of a blur. He remembered going clubbing with Yang, though it would be more accurate to say he was dragged into it. He remembered meeting a girl that seemed kind of interested in him (which was wild!). But he didn't think he got her number before having to hold Yang back from punching out the staff.*

*His Scroll went off.*

Jaune: "Mmnnn..." *He looked at his Scroll, an unknown number.*

[???: Hey blondie~ Had fun last night. You remember?]

Jaune: *Was instantly alert. That was her!* "Oh shit! How did she... did I give her my number? I remember drinking a bit, but not that much..." *He typed in to respond,* [Yeah. Hard to forget a girl like you. Though I don't remember if I ever got your name.]

[Neo: You can call me Neo.] [I've got a question for you, blondie.]

Jaune: [Uh... sure. What's your question?]

[Neo: Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry?]

Jaune: *He blinks for a bit before thinking it over.* [I'd probably get a mix if I could.] *there was a pause.* [But if I had to pick just one, probably Strawberry.]

*There was no response for a bit, and Jaune wondered if he messed up somehow. Was he supposed to ask something now?*

*ping*

[Neo: Greedy boy~ I like that.]

Jaune: *chuckled a little to himself, surprised by a follow up notification, resulting in a near heart attack.*

[Neo: My favorite~]

Jaune: *Snapped his Scroll shut before taking a deep, calming breath.*

*Ping*

[Neo: You want some~? Be a good boy, and I'll let you lick it up~]

Jaune: *let's out a groan.* "I'm gonna die at this rate..."

[thewildwes01]

Jaune Arc - Rwby

I've noticed recently how sexualized Jaune is within the RWBY fandom. Jaune Arc is one of my favorite characters within RWBY but is constantly sexualized. Whenever I look him up for fan art or fanfictions there will be some small gems, but other than that It's him in a bikini making out with any member from team JNPR or RWBY. In almost every fanfiction that he is included in there is some sort of sexual activities done to him. I think this is mostly because he's only one of the guys out of the two, since the show focuses on mainly the two teams. (Ofc there's more characters and teams included but you know what I mean.) Yes, Ren is the only other guy, but when he is included in those fanfictions, he's usually a gender bend so it can focus on Jaune having a harem of women. Looking up the character normally on google doesn't even do him justice anymore. I just want to have an interesting fanfiction of what could possibly be the inner dialogue of the events in the show, or even a normal cute ship fanfiction of him and Pyrrha.

(Yes, this is rushed. It is 7am, I've had no sleep, cut me some slack.)