bluth family headcanons bcs why not
(these will mainly be like sexuality/gender/prns/nd stuff like that + i cherry pick what i want to be canon bc i know the show better than mitch hurwitz eg michael and lindsay are BIOLOGICAL TWINS)
the man himself,,, michael bluth [bisexual, trans, he/him, nellie is his deadname, audhd bcs i'm audhd and i'm the no.1 michael kin]
lindsay bluth fünke [bisexual male-leaning, trans, she/her, development arrested did u so dirty i'm sorry]
gob bluth [gay, he/him, i will die on the hill of him being gay and not bi]
buster bluth [token straight, he/they, anxiety duh, also audhd bcs i kin him lawl]
george-michael bluth [acespec pansexual, genderfluid, he/she/they, audhd and anxiety bc kin, no one gets her like i do she's literally my daughter i know her better than the show creators genderfluid gm is very gorgeous to me !]
maeby fünke [oh shes SO sapphic, she/her, not rlly much to say i'll be honest! love her tho]
tobias fünke [let's not kid ourselves he's pansexual, he/she, adhd king]
[i feel like george sr and lucille r both straight but george is maybe fluid? ik in either s4 or s5 he begins transitioning but that storyline is dropped so i'm gnna say guyfluid]
