#kitty sanchez

[8-bitbasil]

been really into arrested development lately

[junokami]

arrested development textposts 3

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

In an alternate universe this is how Catherine quit:

[picspammer]

Arrested Development + Red

[toweringclam]

Actual lore

[mannytoodope]

Lucille: So what do you need me for? He's not taking the monkey drug anymore. And you're the one who's got him. Not me

Kitty: Oh, you know why. He won’t touch me. He said he doesn’t cheat on his wife anymore.

Lucille: He said that?

Crowd: (Yelling.) Drinking contest!

Lucille: Tell you what. I’ll drink you for it.

Kitty: I heard you don’t handle your booze so well anymore.

Lucille: So this should be easy for you. That one didn’t count.

Narrator: Lucille, minutes out of rehab...was engaging in a drinking contest...at the behest of her son.

Lucille: Let me know when you're ready, dear. Crowd: She's mixing!

Waiter: Can I get you anything else, ma'am? Lucille: No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab. Crowd: She's in rehab

[incorrectarresteddevelopment]

Kitty: He'd love to have a chat but, he's up to his eyes in paperwork. Perhaps if you could make an appointment for next week?

Michael: He's crawling out the window, isn't he?

Kitty: Yes, he is.

[riverdaleremix]