#art bait

[animate-mush]

"Frodo was born in -4094"

NEOLITHIC LORD OF THE RINGS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

[wheresjonno2023-complete]

Hang on I've seen that Doctor Who episode

(Of course at this time the Underground would have been called the Metropolitan Railway tunnels and only go as far as Baker Street, but I suspect the answer would still be no)

[wheresjonno2023-complete]

Jonno's Shopping Cart (from yesterday's Fashion Adventure in Milan, according to 15% of our readership, 19.6% if you include the folks who picked In Milan over Shoe Shopping)

Foodstuffs (risotto, gelato, pasta)

A cookbook for Mina

Fine porcelain

A straw hat that suits both him and the season

Shoes, possibly blood red to match his feet

A second shirt - with stripes!

A complete replacement of the wardrobe he lost on May 28th, charged to Castle Dracula

Train ticket???

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this my solicitor is dying

[proxykiwi]

I refuse to watch baity art progress vids any longer. If you are willfully obscuring most of the artwork for clicks, fuck you.

[adiosmemeguy23]

I am honestly surprised... I did it

[adiosmemeguy23]

I NEED THE SMILING CRITTERS TO DANCE TO BLING BANG BANG BORN HOLY GOD

BRO PLEASE SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS INTO REALITY I WILL NEVER ASK YOU TALENTED CHILDREN OF GOD ANYTHING EVER AGAIN JUST PLEASE GOD I'VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE! PLEASE MENTION ME IF YOU DO! (I can't do it myself because I can't draw a goddamn stickman if I wanted to.)

[adiosmemeguy23]

KICKENCHICKEN SINGS: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET (13+)

I have so many ideas for an animatic of this but I have ZERO talent when it comes to art so if someone could do it for me that would be awesome (just credit me or I come for your family and lungs as payment)

[adiosmemeguy23]

Here's A Little Preview of My Latest Project

Can you guess the song? Honestly it isn't that hard oh also AGE WARNING: MASS SWEARING AND MENTIONS OF MURDER!