#arthon

[takeyourthrone]

AFTER A FEW WINES.

[venatohru]

 ...and I thought I’d make a cover for one of my lesser known Star Wars fics. It’s a short Phasma PoV piece based on one of the levels in the Lego TFA game:

Chaos into Order (ao3 & tumblr)

Captain Phasma and Kylo Ren pursue the Ottegan leader in the skies above Arthon, hoping to capture him to extract information about the whereabouts Lor San Tekka and the map to Skywalker.

[arthonsystechnologies]

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[accidentpronearachnid]

I have important news for my group chat

Me: I love you all but i'm going to be gone next week.

Me: Stardew Valley's getting a huge update.

Me: On Monday

Arthon: So you don't love us.

[accidentpronearachnid]

Monster Crossing

Arthon: What if monster hunter had animal crossing jokes when you catch things.

Arthon: "You caught a whet fish! Guess it's not so whet anymore!"

Arthon: "You caught a burst arowana! It was bursting out of the wana!"

[accidentpronearachnid]

Direct Implications

Arthon: What's wrong?

Me: I want more direct implications of the sex I may or may not be having with my husband in Stardew Valley.

Arthon: what?

Me: Here me out. There's this Woman named Marnie who runs the farm below mine and while I'm here with my husband blushing telling me to go to bed, This bitch is walking around with the mayor's underwear in her bedroom and before you say anything, I found a letter from her in the mayor's house letting him know that he can come in and get out of the window in her room in the back of the house where he won't be seen. SHE IS FUCKING THE MAYOR.

Arthon: You married the shut in programmer nerd.

Me: What's your point?

Arthon: He is a nerd. He's not going to be direct. He's going to be shy about it and never directly address it.

Me: God damn it your right.

[accidentpronearachnid]

Short Collection

Arthon: Disney has a collection of their short films on DVD

Me: You mean Pixar has a collection of their short films on DVD.

Arthon: Yeah.

[accidentpronearachnid]

Arthon: So you want to play Splatoon?

Me: I just got home from work and I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I'd like to play something that doesn't require too much thinking or motor skills.

Arthon: So Splatoon?

Me:...

Arthon: I'M JUST SQUIDDING.

Me:...