#arz rambles

[aroaceweirdos101]

So...that new teaser post from devsis huh?

*BREATHS HEAVILY-*

[aroaceweirdos101]

Since the final(?) battle between DE and our heroes(aka the ending of Act 1 of this game's story) is coming soon—I might as well put this prediction out before the next major update—Introducing;

The Dark Enchantress Cannibal Theory

Now I know the title sounds crazy, BUT HEAR ME OUT FOR A SEC—

In the Grandmaster Hotel update we are told that Dark Enchantress wants to be a witch, and near the end of the St Pastry update we were shown the Avatar of Destiny eating most of the cult's members—as well as how theyre both seemingly gonna work together or something—what if...one or both of them end up eating the Beasts?

Considering the Witch's are infamously known for eating cookies(most notably the Starter Trio, White Lily, Pastry, and us the viewers), And we already know the Avatar's deal, kind of—Not to mention the Beasts' flavors are derived from basic ingredients used in baking(I cant be the only one who feels that there might be a reason behind that decision).

There is also the possibility that they would instead be fed to the Ultimate Cookie, tho that fate isnt really any better for the Beasts...

This is probably gonna happen during a boss fight near the end of the DE saga, and when she reveals her plan to backstab the Beasts(which, while were at it, DAMN Shamil—how do you keep getting tricked??? Thats like, literally supposed to be your thing!/silly).

Luckily for our heroes—and the Beasts—there is a possible silver lining in this situation! Because DE is once again gonna forget the one missing ingredient(the, possibly, same one she forgot when baking Matcha), salt! By that I mean Silent Salt is gonna be the only Beast who didnt get eaten due to him switching sides and because he was assumed to be "unimportant" in DE's plan(this is foreshadowed in the Laboratory update + the prologue of the Grandmaster Hotel update).

This mistake will likely result in the cookie who ate the Beasts to be fairly weak, and perhaps EXPLODE after their boss battle:

And perhaps—depending on which direction DEVSIS will take—the beast are saved and they get their rehab/redemption arc👀👀👀?

(okay that last part was mostly just me being a bit too hopeful—but my other points still stands!)

TLDR: DE and/or AOD might eat the beasts(minus Salt) as a way to backstab them and gain the power of their souljams, but that plan ends up backfiring because DE will make the same mistake she made when baking Matcha.

Now watch as the next update completely shatters my theory and makes me feel stupid for coming up with it in the first place!! :DDD/hj/silly

[aroaceweirdos101]

So Ive been seeing some people complaining about how chopped Shadow Milk looks in his duo costume with Eternal Sugar and saying that Hollyberry fits his costume more, which got me thinking—

Considering its heavily implied(atleast according to the trailer) that the costume story is about Sugar controlling Shamil for her tragic play(which explains the playwright design)

Could it be that she is forcing him to be a replacement for Hollyberry?

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CRK BEAST YEAST EP 10 SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️

Wait a minute...

WHY IS THERE NOW A YELLOW GRADIENT ON THE HEART OF GROWN UP PAVLOVA'S BOW!?

(and is it just me or is it almost the EXACT same yellow as Sugarfly's??? 👀👀👀)

[aroaceweirdos101]

"Get into CRK!" They said...

"It will be fun!" They said...

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FUN TO YOU!?!?

I AM LEGITIMATELY GETTING GOOSEBUMPS FROM THIS TEASER, ESPECIALLY FROM THAT LAST SCENE—

*GRIPS MY HEAD* the implications...oh the HORRORS this poor cookie will experience...

[aroaceweirdos101]

Here me out,

I cant be the only one who thinks this song at least somewhat fits them—

[aroaceweirdos101]

Well that was one HORRIFYING cutscene—

Anyways, what do you guys think of LogicBubble as a potential ship name for Seltzer Cookie X Menthol Cookie?

[aroaceweirdos101]

II EP3 S4 SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️

So...I cant be the only one whos gay radar went off during this line—

LIKE GIRLIE YOU LITERALLY MET HER YESTERDAY AND YOUR ALREADY THIS OBSESSED WITH HER!?!?

And here I thought you were already with II Pencil—unless your trying to convince Pepper te be your third👀/silly/hj

While Im at it—GODDAMN there are WAY more objects here with codependency issues than I first thought, then again I probably shouldve expected that(considering the s2 finale)—