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Jaune: Are you okay, honey?

Jaune: (Takes off shirt, Showing chest bush) Grass? You wanna touch grass?

How does your OTP react?

Pyrrha: (Carrying bike one-handed) C'mon, Jaune~! We've only got 20km left~!

Jaune: (Struggling to carry one wheel) I think I lost my bike...

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Coming Home After Long Day Being SUPER FEMININE

Pyrrha: (Wiping sweat from herself, Sighs, Muscles rippling)

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Coming Home After Long Day Being SUPER MASCULINE

Jaune: (All curled up in bed in his bed, Snoozing, Undie-ass poking from blanket)

Pyrrha: (Bridal carrying Jaune) Thank you for helping me with my studies, Jaune. Would you like to help me train, too~?

Jaune: (Blushing) I- I'm not very strong, but I'll try my best~!

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Ren: Jaune. It's just a study session. That's it.

Jaune: Y- Yeah... I'll just... try to keep my expectations low...

Pyrrha: (Napping)

Jaune: (Looks down)

Jaune's 2 legs = Pyrrha's 1 leg

Jaune: ...I need to do more exercise.

Nora: That's the benefit of being raised by a Amazons~!

Pyrrha: (Squats w/ 90lbs dumbells)

Papa Nikos: Atta girl, Pyrrha~! Just five more reps~!

Pyrrha: You got it, Dad~!

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Jaune: (Blushing, Wearing a maid outfit)

Mama Arc: Oh~! You look so darling in your cleaning outfit, Jaune~!

Jaune: I- I'm only wearing this when I clean! O-Obviously, I don't wear it in my room!

Penny: Ruby... (Holds up pregnancy test) The... test is positive...

Ruby: !!!

Ruby: IS THAT DOOM(tm) 1993?!

Evil!Yang

Yang: So, you're the big hero of the day, huh? The candle in the wind? The last light of hope for humanity?

Yang: THEN LET'S BURN THE WICK~.

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