i have to pluck the cucumbers off my eyes and get out of my massage chair because we have now escalated to @blinkergoose drawing porn of my ponysona. i had no clue that he was crushing on me this bad. sorry, but i'm a taken woman...
ok no i'm not but if valentino was real i would be a taken woman 🙏
it's clear isaac has influenced this person to a disturbing extent, because goose has actually drawn porn of kindred spirit before, with my consent. the image he drew was a lot more tasteful and - while the ponies were anthropomorphic - the genitalia was incredibly human. also, kindle socks is a fucking stupid name bro do better
blinkergoose is...a very interesting person, especially considering the things i've learned about them. fantasizing about being drugged at a house party, s/h baiting, and more! this is not what the costco guys wanted for us...it's tragic that someone so unbelievably disgusting is working for costco, 'cus i fucking love costco.
aus, if you're reading this, get some serious fucking help. you're vulnerable and just another pawn in isaac's little game. i might want you to lose all your vbucks and never enjoy the springtime air, but this is genuinely fucking concerning. you're obsessed with me and it's disturbing.