Wybie is a Pansexual Older Brother
Mabel Pines is really something. And that’s a good thing. She’s social, always looks at the bright side of things, she has her own unique style... But why sweaters in summer. She’s also a hopeless romantic. She tries a little too hard, but you gotta admire her determination.
But lately, she hasn’t been very boy crazy. She didn’t bat an eye when a few boys flirted with her when the kids were walking through town
“Mabel, why do you think something’s wrong with you?”
Mabel looks up from her heavily decorated scrapbook to face the curly haired boy. A fake smile and confused look was plastered on her face
“What are you talking about?”
He holds up a phone with a pink case, “I found your phone. And your search history has a few red flags.”
Mabel chuckles nervously and rugs on the collar of her sweater, “I-I was just-“
Wybie reads what she searched earlier, “‘Is there something wrong with me?’, ‘Things needed to be in a relationship,’ ‘Why is intimacy important?’... Shall I continue?”
“Gimme that!” She snatches her phone out of his hand and deletes her search history, “I-I can explain-!”
“Mabel, does this have anything to do with why you haven’t been flirting with boys?”
“...” She nods. Wybie places a hand on her shoulder
“Mabel, I want you to be honest with me.” Another nod, “Do you think sex is important in a romantic relationship?”
Mabel blushes at that word, but nods. “I just don’t wanna do that. I always hear about how people are... Like that when they’re dating, an-and I just don’t want a relationship like that!” She lies back on her bed, “I’m so weird... Who would date me?”
“Mabel, you’re not weird. Having no sexual desires is normal.” Wybie says before sitting on the bed, “Sex is not important in a relationship. All that matters is that you and your partner love, and care for each other.”
Mabel sits back up and smiles, “Really?”
“Yeah. And if they don’t respect your boundaries, dump their ass.” This causes Mabel to laugh, “I’m serious. Consent is important.”
“No probl-“ Mabel suddenly pulls him in for a hug, “... You know, you’re not the only one who feels this way.”
Mabel looks at him in confusion, “I’m not?” she smiles, “There’s other people like me?”
Wybie nods, “Yeah. And they’re all in relationships... ‘Cept for me.” Off Mabel’s expression, he continues, “There’s way more important things than having sex or even thinking about it.”
“... Wybie? Mabel? Why are you eating cake?” Dipper asked as he walked into the kitchen and found the two eating an entire cake
“Because we’re asexual!” Mabel replied with her mouth full
Wybie cut them off, “This is more important than sex.”