May 23, 2021
I had fun going to Faire as Captain Acebeard today! I had a professional photographer take some pics so I’ll post those when I get them!
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I had fun going to Faire as Captain Acebeard today! I had a professional photographer take some pics so I’ll post those when I get them!
When all ye wanna do is find some good fisherman's net aesthetic treasure but all ye keep finding is stupid sexy fishnet pictures,
Yeah, that'll be a yo ho no-go for me.
~sincerely a ace nautical enthusiast.
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Concept:
An asexual pirate captain who longs for the camaraderie of their crew. The call of the sirens does not affect them, and they have been able to make a delicate treaty with said creatures. They have officiated the weddings between several crew members, but their only love will ever be the sea. A life of adventure and friendship is all they could ever have wanted.
In my quest of looking for something piratey to watch I remembered Black Sails and how I never actually sat down to watch. So I started exploring the tag a bit and how have I NEVER heard about Billy Bones. Billy Bones who is played by Tom fucking Hopper. Billy Bones, played by Tom Hopper, who is (not canonically but heavily headcannoned and supported by events in the show) asexual!? There is an asexual pirate in Black Sails played by Tom Hopper and I NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT!?!?!
Anyway, guess what I’m gonna watch once I have free time?
What are we asexual pirates supposed to sing then? Why do every damn sea shanty has to include a line about being horny for the girls ashore? Google explain
The asexual 6 armed Jedi pirate
She’s not interested in your booty
I broke someone's ass today
NO NOT THAT WAY YAH PERVERT, I THE ASEXUAL BOOTY PIRATE WAS CLAIMING A BOOTY LIKE USUAL AND I DROPPED THEM AND NOW @a-bunch-of-shipping-trash'S ASS IS BROKEN
I have two questions: 1) why has xkit apparently stopped working and is showing me ads and 2) why are all the adverts now Asexual Pirate?
I mean I have no objections to Tumblr asexying up my dash but it just seems like such a random theme to pick...