#asexual relatable

[fandommusing]

being in lots of fandom spaces while very asexual but also not sex repulsed is a wild ride

because especially on tumblr i'll see a bunch of people hornyposting on main and im just over on the sidelines going "woo get it"

[quietduckpond]

Someone: oh you're asexual? That must be nice, never having to worry about heartbreak or anything

Me, who is still very much bi romantic, not to mention touch starved and lonely: yOu'D tHiNk So WoUlDn'T yOu

[i-lionheart]

Middle school couples: *existed*

My eighth grade asexual brain:

[ace-equals-cake]

HAPPY DEMISEXUAL, GREY ACE, and ASEXUAL PRIDE DAYS

(8,9,10)

[quietduckpond]

How can I be a Romantic™ while also being aromantic, you ask? Well, do I want people to write me sweet love letters telling me how much they like me as a person? Yes. Do I like the idea of people giving each other flowers because of the symbolism? Yes. Do I love Jane Austen because of the utter ROMANCE of it all? Yes. But do I want someone to kiss me? HELL nah

[quietduckpond]

Why is it that every time I get comfortable with me being aromantic, God fcking nerfs me with a dream that's like what if I was in a relationship????? That'd be nice.... Like a nice guy who respects my asexuality and he's got kids which is something I didn't think I wanted, but he loves me for who I am . . . And then I wake up questioning again. wtf.

[quietduckpond]

Fellas, is it gay to kiss your best friend on the forehead. Is it? I'm scared.

[quietduckpond]

My very asexual ass: *Suddenly comes to the realisation that when a guy I knew three years ago said my hair looked different, asked what I'd done with it and then said it looked really nice was probably him flirting*

Me:

Me: . . . well shit