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A vampire story except the vampire is asexual and the conflict is them trying to figure out how to eat garlic bread

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Okay hear me out,
A vampire story except the vampire is asexual and the conflict is them trying to figure out how to eat garlic bread
So I was watching Shadowhunters… (greta show by the way, can’t wait to finish it, I’m currently in Season 2 Episode 13) and Raphael came out as asexual (I was so happy, you would not believe it).
But the thing is… we asexuals are known for our love for garlic bread, right? Well, Raphael is a vampire… you think that might cause any problems? Or maybe did. in the past? I just find the thought of a vamp longing after garlic bread really funny…