#asiliara

[omegastation]

wait, people hate liam???? i'm sorry but this is a crime. he's such a soft boy! D:

He really is so SOFT.

Seeing him being there for Ryder when they woke up after Habitat 7 and again and again for others during MEA made me so fond of him.

And it’s obvious he’s trying really hard to help everyone all the time. He’s hurt when he realizes he doesn’t have a magical solution that can save them all at the last minute. And his pain and stress are always so amplified because he takes everything so personally. It takes him a while to find how to deal with this in a healthy way. He also learns this heartbreaking fact of life that you can fail even when you do everything right. It’s devastating. IDK, I don't know how it's possible to find his struggles boring. 

And everything he goes through is so relatable. He's scared and he makes mistakes and he wonders how to do the right thing. We've all been there.

[autistic-council-spectre]

sometimes, a person's shepard acts like a person. a real, human person, what does sensible things. zander shepard is not like these shepards. zander shepard is, to put it bluntly, a little goblin. we love zander shepard regardless, but these are the facts.

zander shepard is approximately 30 lizards in a trench coat pretending to be a person

[shitmygaywifesays]

Your wife is such an eloquent woman, even when in the presence of cute animals. I love that :D

Hahahaha thank you!!!! Yes, I’m constantly amazed by her eloquence! Though I have to say it’s reserved strictly for cats. If she’s in the presence of a dog, her entire vocabulary constricts to the words “WHO’S A GOOD DOG???? YOUUUU??? OHHHHHHHHH DOOGGGGG.” It’s literally the most adorable thing in the world. Hahahahaha!

Thank you for the sweet message, friend!!! I hope all is well in your world! <3

[bad-startrek-aus]

star trek au where the transporters are like the bifrost in the thor movies (a massive column of rainbow light that stretches into the heavens)

[omegastation]

"The news of Jenna Shepard running for Prime Minister of the Alliance was, suffice it to say, something of a shock for the entire galaxy - even more of a shock than her retirement in the first place. In a surprising interview, Shepard said that she had 'become bored of retirement,' and wanted 'something to do beyond playing dumbass video games all day'." 1/2

"Only time will tell what the future holds for her, but this much is certain - with her position as a hero to the entire galaxy, her opposition will have a very difficult time mounting an effective campaign against her. Charles Saracino, leader of the Terra Firma party, publicly announced that he was dropping out of the race just hours after Shepard's announcement. Coverage will continue as news unfolds." ~ Alliance Enquirer, October 14th 2204 - celebrating the 21st anniversary of Victory Day.Whoops, forgot the 2/2 on that last one there. At any rate, you have to admit, "Prime Minister Shepard" *does* have a good ring to it.

True, it does sound good. 

and lmao this poor guy is like “i’m running against who????? okay...well i’m out” 

[autistic-council-spectre]

excuse me @asiliara what do u mean ur taller than me this is not allowed

[autistic-council-spectre]

I feel like you could take a Troubled Birds image and replace the bird with Zan, and it'd not only be something that they'd say in-character, but something that they'd appreciate in-character.

"... related to my last: in-universe shepard memes"

god you are absolutely valid and correct

okok i actually have like a lil folder on my phone of misc Zan related stuff and these two are the first images in there

[omegastation]

is it bad if i ship shep/clone shep

I’ve been staring at this question for a while wondering “is it incest?” because if it was my answer would be yes it’s bad, but I think it’s not incest, if only because if someone makes a clone of me I would not considering said clone as my sister. If it’s an exact replica with the same personality, it’s still not incest but REALLY weird. In this case they have their own personality and only look like Shepard. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still very weird but I don’t think it’s that bad. Could be worse. 

(Replying to this question is so funny to me.

I can already see the screaming masses on Tumblr. “We joke constantly about asking people if they would fuck their own clone, but now you DARE to actually suggest-”

Unfollowed by 30 people, reason why “Omega ships incest!!!! she’s the worst!!!!” even though I DON’T ship incest lol, just said it in the message.Man oh man)