Hello, I hope that you're doing well! If its alright, may I please request a oneshot with Kurenai and female reader? Where Kurenai and Reader have been dating for a while, but it seems like Asuma didn't get the memo and persists in trying to get a date from Kurenai despite the constent rejections and everyone telling him to give up. Until reader has enough and decides to pick up Kurenai bridal style and run off but not before glaring and yelling out to Asuma that Kurenai is hers.
Thank you so much for the quest anon! I hope you like this :) I’m a bit rusty, so forgive me on that
Won’t Asuma just piss off already???
The little voice in your head was done, DONE, with the density of your fellow Jounin. You were really just ready to shove a shuriken down his throat, as long as it meant that he’d shut the hell up. As much as you cared about your friend; you honestly just had enough of the sheer obliviousness that he managed to have. Kurenai had been clear that she was not interested in dating him and that she was interested in “someone else”. Though you two were not officially a couple to the public, word had spread about the two of you after Kotetsu and Izumo had come across you and your girlfriend on what was clearly a date. Everyone knew about it at this point, or as it seemed, everyone but Asuma.
Bro really didn’t get the memo…
Kakashi was the third to catch on. Of course, he was; with his superhuman sense and judgment, he could tell that you were more than just “friends” and that it was not just a rumor. He tried his best to get Asuma to lay off whilst trying to be discrete. Being the romance snob that he was, he didn’t wan’t Asuma messing with his ship. No one tries to sink Kakashi’s ships. You were glad that he was trying to help whilst respecting the privacy of your relationship. Gai quickly caught on as well. “Move on, Asuma! You’ll find true love elsewhere, my youthful colleague!” The green onesie-clad shinobi had told the Sarutobi.
You know what? Kurenai and I have had enough
Up from the top of Hokage Mountain, you spied your ever-beautiful girlfriend looking a bit troubled in the presence of Asuma. You let out a sigh and ran on down to see if she needed any help. Recently, the two of you had talked and decided that it was finally time to come out and allow their relationship to be public. With that thought in your head, you grinned and knew just what to do.
“Hey, Babe!” You called out to Kurenai, “I’ve been looking for you! How’s your day been?” You asked her, not even sparing Asuma any attention or acknowledging his presence. Immediately his jaw dropped. “Babe?” He asked, clearly confused. Kurenai flashed you a look of confusion but then quickly caught on. “Exactly, Asuma,” She grinned, pressing a kiss onto your lips. Both of you were bright red as Asuma just stood there, dumbstruck. You grinned as Kurenai jumped up into your arms, “She’s mine, Asuma!” You cackled, running off unto the distance with your lovely girlfriend, leaving him in the dust.
Well that sure was one way to come out 🤷🏽♀️