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will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@scream-bag
— Hey, Anu here ☾
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love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity
this genre
WEAR HEADPHONES
NSFW
2 minutes of Caleb fingering you and then fucking you.
Excluding bgm. All audio and sfx come from the game. No Ai. 🤤😏
I'm on my knees for Caleb ♥️🛐
𝑜 𝒸𝒶𝓅𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃, 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝒶𝓅𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃 ⑅ ۫ .
ᕱ⑅ᕱ ۪ ۫ 〜 ꒰ gepard landau x f!reader. nsfw — mdni . . . established relationship / public sex ( in an empty corridor ) / reader is clingy n' needy n' also a bit of a tease :3 / u call him ‘captain’ / he calls u ‘angel’ + ‘sweetheart’ / finger suckin’ ♡ / quickies / unprotected sex / creampies / read to da end for a silly littl surprise ^_< ꒰ྀི 1.8k wc
𝒸𝑜𝒸𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 . . . geppie ໒꒰ྀི∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩꒱ྀིა dis is honestly jus’ vv self-indulgent oopsie . . it is also ! my first honkai piece eeee @ . @ i hope u enjoy :3 as always , feedback + rebloops are supa appreciate C: okiz baiii-!
gepard tastes strawberries and cream on your tongue as you pull him into an empty corridor at qlipoth fort, smells sunshine on your neck as you giggle in between cheeky kisses laid over his lips, his forehead, his jaw.
“hey, hey… someone’s going to catch us.” he chides you gently but to no avail, because when you whisper over his cheeks that you don’t care if someone sees, and that you just missed him so much, and that you might die if you went another hour without him, he can’t fight the shy laugh that bubbles in his throat, nor the pretty shade of pink that dusts his ears.
and that pink spreads to his cheeks, down his neck; it turns a deeper shade of rouge when you lean your weight on him and fist at the fur of his collar, breathe soft little noises into his mouth for him to steal and make a home of in his heart. “gepard…”
Oh my gods.
Ohhhhhhh myhhhyyyy godssssss
Ohh nahhh, Dia took Luci’s socks what
How’d they even get into Diavolo’s possession????
Luci had his socks off at Dia’s 🤨🤨
Hey y'all, what are your fav hmangas? Would really appreciate any recommendations ❤
mc sheep (as icons) from the obey me! comic voting campaign (source)
Imagine seeing your entire government making snow huts and snowmen for a sheep.
Tea time with the boyos ☕️☕️
It’s all shits and giggles till Beel eats the tea set
good older brother mammon appreciation post
@rainiishowers
I literally want to marry this man help
He’s so precious, whatttt
YALLLLLL
I went to a The Rose concert last night and omg
It was amazing 😭😭
Even their little inconveniences were somehow entertaining. Like the battery pack of one of their guitars just stopped working and they handed it so well.
Me and a good friend of mine went and it was really sweet and cute, the whole thing. We got the tour shirts, a tote bag, and a bucket hat at the end right before they sold out 💕💕 I got the hat and she got the bag
We ended up being in the first three rows so the views were pretty good. Kinda hard to come by with my vertically challenged ass 💀 I got a really good view of Dojoon and Woosung tho. I could barely see Hajoon in the back of the stage tho, ahhjdjdjdjdj 🤡 Idk if anyone even had a clear view of him until the end when they came back on stage after the main part of the concert ended.
I’ll post more about it when I can!
Imagine Your OTP #524
Person A: "I don't think I'd ever commit a crime."
Person B: "Are you serious? You shoplifted a lollipop from the supermarket the other day because I told you I was craving one."
Person A: "That doesn't count. I'd shoplift the entire store for you if you asked me to."
Person A: "And then the building itself."
Mammon and MC
Mood board to: @souloftheintrovert
Made by: @scream-bag/@veggie-11
Additional notes: I felt like making a mood board and your post gave me and idea, Alyx :) It’s not my best work but I hope it’s alr for you! It’s a bunch of stuff that give me you vibes.
Hey, love!
Could I do a smut request and/or a fluff??
Childe x reader please 💕 maybe about the both of you coming home from work all stressed sweaty, just ready to melt into each other’s arms and decompress in one another. Just some ushy-gushy sweet romance ig :))
My tag is @scream-bag btw
~Tiredness and Love~
Characters: Childe x Gn!reader
Warnings: a bit of smut and cursing but with fluff in the end!!<33
it went all to shit
first his coworkers didn't listen to his instructions and what made his mission more frustrating is that he failed it and his coworkers blamed it on him and he couldn't k¡ll them because the tsarita would would be disappointed in him and after he returned to his office he saw how much paperwork he had to finish and send more servants to help clean the shit that his coworkers did but there weren't any servants available and he had to do all that shit for hours! he now misses his s/o :((
childe returns home just to find his s/o sleeping in their shared bed but the problem is he was frustrated and horribly horny :((
and he didn't want to wake his s/o just to fuck them!! he goes under the covers just then to checked on your stomach then put his hands on it to feel the way your stomach goes up and down but he somehow gets Horner!! without any hesitation his hands traveled down into his boxers and started jerking off his fat cock then covering his mouth to not wake you up!! he started fantasizing about you and your perfect body and how much he loves you! And then he came in his boxers he sighed over the miss and was about to clean up himself until-
"ajax?" he was terrified "Y/N?? I thought you were sleeping!" "Where were you?? And what are you doing with your hands and..... what is this smell..?"
his face was red! Maybe even more red then diluc's hair! but he knew better then to lie so he spoke
"i-i got horny....and i didn't want to wake you up...sorry..."
your face was red but so was his!! nevertheless you said
" ugh..next time tell me to help okay? now let's get you cleaned up.." "alright babe..."
he stared as he watched you prepare the bath for him and he just feel over heels for you again!!♡♡
ah young love...and that's the end!! ty for reading >♡< Follow for more fics fics!! \(♡○♡)/
Ily sm 💜
Hello! So i just noticed that yku write for Anko and Kurenai, and Im super excited about that! Do you also write for Mei Terumi?
I could try! But I’m not sure how to write her so it might take a bit for me to write a few drafts and get a feel for her. So for that reason; my post might come out a bit slower/later than most :)
Hello, I hope that you're doing well! If its alright, may I please request a oneshot with Kurenai and female reader? Where Kurenai and Reader have been dating for a while, but it seems like Asuma didn't get the memo and persists in trying to get a date from Kurenai despite the constent rejections and everyone telling him to give up. Until reader has enough and decides to pick up Kurenai bridal style and run off but not before glaring and yelling out to Asuma that Kurenai is hers.
Thank you so much for the quest anon! I hope you like this :) I’m a bit rusty, so forgive me on that
Won’t Asuma just piss off already???
The little voice in your head was done, DONE, with the density of your fellow Jounin. You were really just ready to shove a shuriken down his throat, as long as it meant that he’d shut the hell up. As much as you cared about your friend; you honestly just had enough of the sheer obliviousness that he managed to have. Kurenai had been clear that she was not interested in dating him and that she was interested in “someone else”. Though you two were not officially a couple to the public, word had spread about the two of you after Kotetsu and Izumo had come across you and your girlfriend on what was clearly a date. Everyone knew about it at this point, or as it seemed, everyone but Asuma.
Bro really didn’t get the memo…
Kakashi was the third to catch on. Of course, he was; with his superhuman sense and judgment, he could tell that you were more than just “friends” and that it was not just a rumor. He tried his best to get Asuma to lay off whilst trying to be discrete. Being the romance snob that he was, he didn’t wan’t Asuma messing with his ship. No one tries to sink Kakashi’s ships. You were glad that he was trying to help whilst respecting the privacy of your relationship. Gai quickly caught on as well. “Move on, Asuma! You’ll find true love elsewhere, my youthful colleague!” The green onesie-clad shinobi had told the Sarutobi.
You know what? Kurenai and I have had enough
Up from the top of Hokage Mountain, you spied your ever-beautiful girlfriend looking a bit troubled in the presence of Asuma. You let out a sigh and ran on down to see if she needed any help. Recently, the two of you had talked and decided that it was finally time to come out and allow their relationship to be public. With that thought in your head, you grinned and knew just what to do.
“Hey, Babe!” You called out to Kurenai, “I’ve been looking for you! How’s your day been?” You asked her, not even sparing Asuma any attention or acknowledging his presence. Immediately his jaw dropped. “Babe?” He asked, clearly confused. Kurenai flashed you a look of confusion but then quickly caught on. “Exactly, Asuma,” She grinned, pressing a kiss onto your lips. Both of you were bright red as Asuma just stood there, dumbstruck. You grinned as Kurenai jumped up into your arms, “She’s mine, Asuma!” You cackled, running off unto the distance with your lovely girlfriend, leaving him in the dust.
Well that sure was one way to come out 🤷🏽♀️
Hi! If its not much trouble, may I please request some relationship headcanons for Anko and Kurenai (separate and poly) dating female reader?
Dating headcanons + drabbles with Anko and Kurenai!
Thank you for the request, Anon! Ily sm ♡ I love these girls a lot, and honestly, used have a tiny crush on Kurenai 💖
ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛꜱ:
♡ Anko x f!reader
♡ Kurenai x f!reader
♡ Anko x Kurenai x f!reader
★ ° :. . • ° . * :. ☆
Cw: noob writer, unedited (later on) poly relationship, “modern” pet names, a tiny touch of angst? Homophobes dni 🤬
Anko Mitarashi
Anko has always had issues with figuring out when she’d be burnt out due to Orochimaru “telling” her that she wasn’t good enough for him
So being her girlfriend, you felt like you needed to let her know when she should occasionally take a break and just relax
But between her workaholic tendencies and her bounciness that rivals what of Naruto, it can be a bit hard
Especially when she’s on her period
As terrible as she feels, she feels like if she took even one break, she’d feel worse
It hurts you to see her suffering like that
All you want is her to be happy with who she is and what she has
Period Scenario | Drabble
“Tadaima...”
“Oh gosh, (Y/N), I feel like absolute shit,” the usually hyperactive Mitarashi Anko growled as she slipped on her house robes and crawled into bed beside you. Your heart fell when you saw her like that, but it wasn’t like you hadn’t told her to take it lightly that day. You knew that Anko had always struggled with being able to find her limit. She was always trying to prove that she was not inadequate and more than just good enough. You loved her, and you had made it your duty to make sure that she knew that she was perfect the way she is.
“Aww, babe, you should just take the day off tomorrow, alright? I don’t want you pushing yourself like this, ok?” you told your girlfriend as she nestled her head into your chest. You shifted your heat pack so that it was between her stomach and your waist. “Fuckkk, Cupcake, thanks for that,” Anko mumbled to you, lazily pressing a kiss on your collarbone, “I’ll take tomorrow off as long as we can stay like this.” You smiled, “That’s exactly what I had in mind. We can make it our little self-care day.”
Kurenai Yūhi
This girl is your biggest supporter
She loves you so much and will defend your every action
Feeling down in the dumps?
Kurenai is there to save the day!
Self-care and importance are very important to her
So she brings out the chocolate and face masks to set a calming mood
Little kisses and pecks are a huge yes
On the cheek, forehead, lips, palms, head, anywhere she can quickly get her hands on
Of course, she is a bit shy about her romantic life in public
As much as she tries to be discrete about it, pretty much everybody knows
Thanks to Izumo and Kotetsu gossiping about catching you two on a date, the rumors spread like wildfire
Kure couldn’t help but turn into a tomato when her students (more like just Kiba, being the drama and gossip queen that he is) confronted her about it
Take a break | Drabble
“I’m so done with these month-long jobs, ‘Renai.” You groaned, flopping onto your bed and girlfriend’s stomach, “My fingers are going to actually fall off if I have to throw another shuriken this week.” Propping herself up onto her elbows, Kurenai stroked your hair and whipped the tears that had pooled in the edges of your eyes, “Take the rest of the week off, ok Babe? My kids are leaving for a D-rank with Gai’s kids tomorrow, so we’ll have the rest of the time for ourselves.” She smiled sweetly and peppered your face with kisses; her cherry chapstick leaving a bit of stickiness in a few spots. “I’m gonna spoil you so much that you’re gonna forget about your stress,” Kurenai affirmed lovingly. You didn’t know what you would do without her. She was your anchor to sanity and kept you full of all the love and affection that a girl could ask for.
Poly Relationship | Anko x Kurenai x f!reader
Dating these two has been so freaking good for you
Especially for your self-esteem
Between all the chaotic cafe/mall dates and the calming spa dates
You always feel like you’re cared for to the max
These three of you are literally the most badass throuple ever
They keep you sane but with a touch of insanity because things honestly wouldn’t be fun without a bit of chaos
You don’t know what you would do without the two of them
Every day before them seemed so bland and dull compared to what it’s like now
They are literally two of the most understanding and kind people you know
Anko with her hyper and stubborn mind
Ready to give you and Kurenai a list of why she loves the two of you
And her lack of hesitance to track down and beat up anyone who talks shit about any of you
Kurenai and her quick thinking and ability to higher understand both of your mental states
The immediate comfort that just her presence provides
And the warmth of her smile and embraces
“I love you two so much…”