#ask arthur

[mod-does-things]

Hold on I should probably let Arthur make an introduction. Take it away Arthur.

GOOD MORROW! I AM ARTHUR! I WAS PULLED OUT OF A ROCK IN THE WOODS BY THIS KIND MAN! I AM NOW HONOR BOUND TO HIM AND WILL SWEAR VENGEANCE ON ANY WHO DARE HARM HIM!

Yeah. He’s great. A bit loud though.

THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!

THIS IS ME BEING LOUD!

Arthur! Don’t yell any louder! I don’t want to get a noise complaint.

[ask-arthur-mchale]

What kind of trouble did you cause lmao 😭

"I may have dumped paint on the lodge... A few vehicles had to have a deep clean cause the paint didn't come out.

I lost my next three paychecks to get the paint out.

Papa was pissed. You don't want to see him mad. He IS 100% SCARY.. And he took my phone, and most of my electronics.

Dad thought it was funny though. And he helped me clean the lodge. "

[i0will0find0you]

Хм...Демон, помнишь ли ты то, что плохо помнит Артур?

Question :Hmm... Demon, do you remember something that Arthur doesn't remember well?

D : Oh maybe ~

Maybe I know

or maybe not

... : what's the difference to you...

Это ещё не всё ;)

[askthemysteryskulls]

*hugs Arthur * 🌻👍🏼hugs heal everyone

F e a r

[ask-ikevamarthur]

How’s Vic doing?

Vic is doing wonderful. I actually gave him a bath earlier today, he always seems to enjoy that. How are you doing, luv?

[pactboundarthurarchive]

🥀

🥀 a complaint

“Why is etiquette so complicated???

“Why can’t just being nice and polite be enough? Why to I have to know the exact angular degree at which to bow, or which foot to put forward or all the little intricacies that people will be mortally offended if I mess up. It just seems like complication for complication’s sake.”

[fallnangelcreations]

Would Arthur ever be down for a blow job or a hand job?

Arthur let out a brief, amused chuckle. “In the right situation,” he shrugged, "I’d be a fool to refuse either.”

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[askarthurapex]

whats your opinion on bloodhound, you funky corvid??

*Caw* [peks at keys] They protec *caw* They attack *caw* but also provides snack.