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May I hold you gentle like hamburger?

*caw* Sploots in your hand

Can... Can I give you scritches?

*Caw* [lowers head for scritches]

Arthur! Did you take my keys again?! I can't find them!

[flies away with keys still in my beak]

do you like lifelines DOC drone and cryptos surveillance drone?

*caw* Metal birds do not eat my seed so it's ok

also on another note! why dont you like mirage and pathfinder?

*caw* They do not provide snack

whats your opinion on bloodhound, you funky corvid??

*Caw* [peks at keys] They protec *caw* They attack *caw* but also provides snack.

A-Arthur? Did you... You can type?

*Caw* [starts pecking at random keys]

“I am aware of my existence”

*caw*

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