#ask bartender alfred

[annzy-bananzys-corner]

OKAY HERE WE GO

(11=saved urls?? What this mean?)

[askpublicserviceau-blog]

Happy Birthday Arthur!

"Th-Thanks... I didn't expect anyone to know, or remember." 

[pokeymun]

:) Happy birthday, Arthur! <3 - :U KICK DEMON BUTT

Thank you, Alfred! I most surely will in your honor.

[mlim8]

WIPs =A= For Gakuen, Bartendie and Dannetsu Part 9 ewe;;

I'm working, I'm working, I swear... =A= I'm also just always tired now... Something's wrong with meeeeeeee *rolls away*

[ask-bartender-alfred]

<<Burning breakfast downstairs. :) Hello everyone! My motivation and love for this boy has come back and I'm ready to begin again!>>

[ask-bartender-alfred]

Alfred: Y-yes, you are right! Sorry, I just...panicked! Matthew: Don't worry! Like I said, you are the best bartender here. You will finish those five drinks quickly.

[ask-bartender-alfred]

WHAT THE LETTER ACTUALLY SAYS:

Dear Mr. Jones and the staff at Antheia: I have kidnapped Arthur Kirkland. If you wish to see him safely returned, please leave five servings of your best drink on the windowsill of your bar at 10:00 PM tonight. Otherwise, you can expect the worst.

WHAT ALFRED READS:

Hey, Jones: I have kidnapped Arthur Kirkland and displaced him at a dark place with no light. If you wish to see him not being tortured too much, leave five servings of your best drink on the windowsill of your bar at 10:00 PM tonight. Otherwise, you can expect the worst. Like, your boyfriend being tortured. Did I already mention that I will torture him? Torture. TORTURE. TORTUREEEEEE.

[ask-bartender-alfred]

Alfred: ARTHUHUHUHUUUUUR!!!