#ask kay

[allmonstersxarehuman]

Such A Brat

Prompt: 10 Don’t be stubborn

Prompt: 12 Say that Again

From this prompt list that is originally posted by @seungfl0wer

MDNI! Adult content (WARNINGS UNDER LINE)

A/N: Very rusty on my smut writing skills and writing skills in general. I hope you like it. For some reason it deleted your message when I was working on it. 😩🥺🥺 @seungfl0wer

Warnings: MDNI! Smut, unprotected sex (just don’t), established relationship, (reader is called princess, baby, brat, good girl and pup), spanking, swearing just a little, one pussy slap, one gentle throat squeeze, I think that’s it.

A small sound of disapproval escaped when you felt the warm morning sun lightly kiss your face, you tried to ignore it but when the warmth became to much you let out a whine this time out annoyance. You thought turning away from the window would help but how wrong you were because when you turned over you were soon being pestered by Seungmin; he let out small laughs as he poked your cheeks, nose and lightly gave you a soft loving flick on the forehead. The action made you pout and let out a humph, your eyes continued to stay closed as you retaliated by pinching his bare stomach then his nipple. He let out a surprised yelp, the noice causing you to let a giggle as your eyes started to open just a tad; only to be met with him giving you a dirty look. One of the things you loved the most when it came to being in a relationship with Kim Seungmin is it just worked, you both are mischievous though you weren’t as obvious as him; you both are aware when a joke or comment is or has crossed the line.

“Mm, let me sleep.” You hummed closing your eyes and removing the hand that had rested on his upper abdomen, only for him to grab it again before wrapping an arm under you to pull you on top of him. “Min!!” You complained as you lay your head on his bare chest, legs straddled over his torso but made no effort in moving. Resting his hands comfortably on your backside pressing a kiss to the crown of your head. “Come on bubs, we’ve got to get up remember we told the guys that we’d go camping with them one last time before the weather starts to change. You know how Lee Know hyung gets when people are late.” He said before giving your bum a light squeeze and then a smack that wasn’t hard but definitely wasn’t soft. The action made you sit up pouting at him. “Technically you said you would, my name was never mentioned.” You smirked.

Seungmin rolled his eyes, before arching his brow. “Don’t be stubborn. Let’s get up and get washed up, since we didn’t do that last night.” He stated as he sat up in bed and landed another smack to your right ass cheek before sliding you off him as he stood up. You bit your lip as you watched him stretch admiring ever muscle that showed up as he did. “The only reason we didn’t get cleaned up last night is because you were way to tipsy to make it further then this bed.” You finally removed yourself from where you had been seated on the bed, patting his chest a few times when you walked past and towards the bathroom.

Then an idea hit you it’s been a bit since you riled him up a bit. “Fine I’ll get cleaned up but I was really hoping you would take a shower with me, but you are such a prude and want to be a bore that I guess I’ll just take one myself and help myself out since you are in such a hurry to meet up with the boys.” You said to him over your shoulder as you took off his shirt that you had put on followed by shimming out of your underwear, and turning on the shower, checking the temperature before stepping under the warm water. You knew it wouldn’t take long until Seungmin to follow you, he couldn’t help but lick his lips as he watched your little show. Stepping behind you he soon had a tight grip on your hip then pressing you against the shower wall, you shivered slightly as the cold tile wall pressed against your already sensitive nipples. “You want to say that again? I know what you are doing baby, being a brat isn’t going to get you anywhere; what happens to brats sweetheart especially brats that touch themselves without permission?” He growled in your ear before backing up and telling you to bend over, you wanted to hit him with a smart remark but before you could even get a word out a hard slap was given to your ass; a small warning to do as you are told and not back talk him. You let out a small yelp as you answered his question. “The don’t get to cum until they get permission.” Seungmin smirked loving how obedient you could be sometimes especially when you were becoming desperate. He sat on the bench that was in the shower his cock becoming stiff the mushroom head red and angry. “Spread your cheeks for me baby let me see your pretty pussy.” His words made you bite your lip as you clenched around nothing, you wanted to be filled so badly not caring if it was his fingers, tongue or his thick cock.

You did exactly what he asked of you feeling so desperate that you would anything. Seungmin let out a hum of satisfaction taking both of his big veiny hands he rubbing them up and down the back of your legs. “Good girl. To bad you never remember that before you get mouthy. First you didn’t want to get up, then you call me boring; now here you are bending over like a dog in heat.” He emphasized the last part of his sentence as he gave a small slap to your dampening pussy. “Why do insist on getting my attention by being a brat? Don’t I treat you right princess? Do I neglect you so much that you have to act up to get my attention?” You whimpered and nodded. “Y-you do Minnie, you treat me very good. I’m sorry, please I’ll be a good girl.” His fingers played with your folds then let his thumb play with your tight hole never letting it push inside your greedy pussy. You whimpered trying miserably at grinding against his thumb trying to get some sort of relief.

Seungmin let out a breathy laugh, completely removing his fingers from you. “So desperate.” You opened your mouth to speak, you were so distracted that you hadn’t realized Seungmin stood up until his cock was completely seethed deep in your warm and wet pussy causing a loud moan to escape your lips at the sudden feeling of being stuffed full. You could feel the tip of his cock kissing your cervix, he pulled you up so your back was flush against his chest his long fingers creeping up to your throat giving a light squeeze. He slowly pulled out of you only to ram himself back inside of his, letting go of your throat he bent over again watching his cock disappear inside of you. “So tight but your taking me so well, damn you were made just for me.” He moaned landing a slap to your ass. “So deep.” You moaned clawing at the tiled wall of the shower desperate to find something stable to cling on too. The lewd sound of wet skin on skin filled the bathroom as his thrusts became more faster hitting your gummy center that made you see stars as well made you salivate along it. “That’s it baby.” He groaned holding two fingers up to your mouth, you knew exactly what to do, you opened your mouth and sucked on the digits in front of you, once he was satisfied you felt his arm reaching around to massage your swollen clit with his two of his fingers. “I’m so close. Can I cum? Please Seungmin. I promise I’ll be so good for you.” You whimpered your voice becoming scratchy due to you loudly moaning. “Hold on just a little longer baby, you are doing so good for me.” Seungmin let out a growl as his thrusts became more erratic and less precise. You gripped onto the his arm that was wrapped in front of you desperately grinding against his fingers pussy clenching around his cock that continued to hit the right spot. He threw his head back feeling you clench around him. “Fuck princess you are so good for me. Cum for me baby.” Once he finished his sentence you let go your body shaking your mouth falling open in a silent scream of euphoria. Seungmin was not far behind, giving a few more deep thrusts he emptied his hot load inside of you. Not to long after he finished he slowly pulled out of you, a whimper escaping your lips from being overstimulated. You stood up straight before turning to look at him, both of you wearing goofy smiles. “You know if you just wanted to be fucked all you had to do was say so.” He smirked leaning down finally pressing his lips to yours. Pulling back you let out a soft laugh, I know but this is way more fun. Seungmin rolled his eyes giving you another kiss. “Come on pup. Let’s get cleaned up and get things ready to got.” He said grabbing the body wash. You gave him a teasing pout, he smirked. “Yes we are still going, we promised the guys.” You let out a huff causing your boyfriend to laugh “okay how about this, we’ll get ice cream on the way there. How’s that sound?” You smiled and nodded giving him a light peck. “You are going to be the death of me.” He shook his head a playful smirk on his face.

[one-geck-to-rule-us-all]

When did Nim get eggbound? I must’ve not been following yet. I had that as well with my girl, $2000 surgery. She’s doing well now.

It was the fall of 2015! She was not a good candidate for surgery due to how small and sick she was, they ended up draining the stuck egg with a needle and hoping that made it small enough to pass and somehow it worked, along with some other stuff. It was a verrrry close call 🙃

[hojoslutoru]

Shuji is gross, but in the best possible ways. He’ll sniff your clothes, and he doesn’t care if you know. He’ll piss on you in the shower to “claim you as his” as he says. He thinks your farts are funny. He’ll eat his cum out of you and spit it in your mouth, moaning the whole time. He’ll lick you at random and any time anywhere on your body. He doesn’t mind cleaning up vomit if you more sick. He’ll eat you out on your period and happily have period sex, and usually spreads the blood all over himself and you. He thinks it’s a way of bonding together. He likes the way your armpits smell, and doesn’t mind being intimate with you when you’re hot and sweaty. He’ll randomly grind on you, whether at home or in public. When you’re not home, he’ll grind himself on your half of the bed and your pillows and not tell you, he’ll just look at you like a cat that caught a mouse and won’t elaborate. He’ll leave you text message voice recordings of him moaning and saying the most salacious things to embarrass you if you read your texts and forget to turn your volume off.

(Feel free to ignore if these make o you uncomfortable, I don’t mean to be that way by any means, just delete it. Thanks!

I am seeing the vision. I think the level of unhinged grossness would depend on the timeline. Shuji in the Bad Toman/Tenjiku timeline? He helped kill a teenage girl before he was even an adult, so what's a little bit of his partner's blood on the grand scheme of things? In the final timeline? I still absolutely think he would be the type to get 'too comfortable' in a relationship, but he'd be more hesitant and less feral about some of it. At least to begin with. No matter the timeline he would absolutely be a freak. Even the softest version of Shuji is a weirdo. But whether he's doing this out of love or solely to break up the monotony of his life depends on which version of Hanma you get.

[kaybonbon]

Thank you so much for responding to my HC ask! I have some thoughts based on canon. I hope it's okay to share since this ship is small and I need someone with the same hyperfixation to talk to!

So based on canon, I feel like by the time Roger hosts Doug's 1 year anniversary at his place, he's aware he likes him. He's not aware to what extent that "like" goes (frenemy like?), but he's conscious of it, which makes all the bullying that continues suspect. I'm not sure when the ferris wheel episode takes place in relation to the anniversary episode, but I think it's interesting he seemed dead-set on sitting next to Doug. Roger's absent father and busy mother have been pain points for Roger that he desperately tries not to show, so Doug suggesting Mr. Dink partner with Roger for the wheelbarrow race was probably a big deal for Roger (and again, I don't know where in the timeline this falls). Then on graduation day, on the cusp of transitioning to middle school, I think that "like" intensifies after Doug's pep talk and maybe he finally figures it out not long after.

As for subconscious attraction, I think you're right. I think it started as soon as Doug fell on his face at Honker Burger and got ketchup on his boots. Maybe Doug's blush did it and that triggered a confused and therefore angry response.

I personally like to think that Roger picks on Doug because receiving positive attention from someone he likes scares him. Because positive attention and affection can just disappear at the drop of a hat. Based on his family history, I think he may have avoidant-dismissive and disorganized attachment styles. He needs to feel tough and independent because he's alone in his trailer a lot, and he likely envies Doug's more secure family and home, as well as his inate ability to make friends easily. And I think the fact that Doug is considerate of Roger despite his contradictory push-pull behavior means a lot to him because he's starved for positive attention that Doug gives everyone so easily.

Anyway, yeah. Sorry for the text dump, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on all this because I love Roger and think he's more interesting than he gets credit for. Also, is the drawing of Roger hugging himself and crying part of Project Sunflower? Is he heartbroken to learn Doug slept with Patti? Can't wait to see this comic and any art you make off this amazing ship!

Please share away! To your point this fandom is teeny tiny and needs all the love and discourse it can get! 

You really know your stuff! I think you’ve hit the nail on the head with just about everything.

I’m inclined to agree with you that Roger was more likely to have realized his feelings even earlier than I was speculating. That subconscious attraction was there from the get go, but to your point Roger hosting a party at his place solely for Doug’s anniversary speaks volumes. I’d like to think it was his idea but he would never admit it.

The episode you mentioned with the Ferris Wheel is “Doug’s Fair Lady”, another one of my favorites. That takes place prior to the Party Roger hosts for Doug and you’re absolutely right, Roger would’ve killed for that seat.

One could argue that Roger became aware of his feelings as early as season 1 in “Doug Takes a Hike”. Roger teases Doug relentlessly in this episode, but when a snake shows up, Roger goes immediately into protection mode. Despite his crippling fear of snakes, he puts himself between the snake and Doug.

When Doug protects him in turn by not exposing his fear of snakes to the rest of the group, I think it really leaves an impression on Roger. “This person had every opportunity to humiliate me and get me back, but he didn’t. He protected me.” For the short remainder of the episode, Roger goes out of his way to be nice to Doug, something we don’t really see too often.

“I personally like to think that Roger picks on Doug because receiving positive attention from someone he likes scares him. Because positive attention and affection can just disappear at the drop of a hat.” 

THIS. THIS SO HARD!

Roger desperately wants to be close to people but the fear of losing them is so strong that he inadvertently ends up pushing them away. He’s obsessed with his image and what others think about him which screams he’s struggling with personal identity and self esteem issues.

Roger’s parents are big factors in this. Roger clearly wants his father in his life but his dad is off somewhere else at all important times. His mom is there but she works herself to the bone trying to support herself and Roger so when she physically is around she still isn’t fully “present” for Roger. Doug on the other hand has a wonderful family life with both parents being present and active in their children’s lives.

The drawing you’re referring to was actually inspired by a famous Sailor Moon screen shot that I felt perfectly encapsulated Roger’s internal struggle and his sorrow whilst no one is looking. 

Thank you so much for the asks! It warms my heart knowing others are interested!

[isacksteban]

icb Lance Stroll made a meme

omg i saw a similar one earlier that said "i love men" and it was just a picture of fernando and it was so lance coded

[kay-outside]

Hey! I happened to notice you have some ruggable rugs, could I ask what you think of them? 😅 I'm thinking of getting one but it's going to have to be big to fit my livingroom, so I want to hear from others (especially other dog owners) before I take the plunge. Are they comfortable to play/train on? I spend a lot of time sitting on the floor grooming my collie, so I've been worried about some reviews that claim they're rough/crinkly.

Hey! I was sold on them after my friend with 2 cats, 2 very high shedding dogs, and a toddler raved about them. They definitely have a weird, almost crinkly feel at first that was kind of icky... but once worn in, I love them! You can get a more cushioned under layer, i just have the basic one for all 3..4?? I have 4.. and a shopping problem.

We train in the living room and office a lot on the rugs and I don't mind being down on the floor. But if you're doing it a lot maybe get the thicker cushion. The only thing I haven't loved is the hallway runner moves a lot, i need to find a grippy underlayer or something.

I've had the living room and matching door mat one for probably 2 years now and they're still in great shape! My friend also said the customer service was great when she had some fraying on hers. Wait for their sales if you can, they're expensive even on sale 😭 I think i managed to get like 20% off all of them.

[sentient-deer-skull]

Heads up, the Frog Prince of Hell isn't mad at you. he's worried to text you about it because of your last conversation, but he wanted me to let you know. also he wanted to invite you to the Soul Barbecue idk if you would want to go tho...

Tell the Frog Prince of Hell I'm not mad at him either! He can text me no matter what, and I will bring my signature baked pumpkins and fly fries as well. I lobe you frog pring od help

[connversetheuniverse]

Hi!!! I just wanted to say that I absolutely ADORE A Decent Cup of Coffee! It's gotta be my one of my favorite fics now, you write all of the characters perfectly!! Thank you, and I hope you have a good day!

Aw, I've just woken up and this has made my day already. Thank you so much!

I love writing SU fanfiction because I love writing dialogue for the characters. They're all so vastly different to one another and it's awesome getting to write them all.

I don't usually write stories as fluffy as A Decent Cup of Coffee - so I'll get some angst in there at some point. It's super fun to write because I feel like I'm not taking it seriously and that brings both sweaty nervous snapback Steven and inappropriate Lars to the table.

If you need a bit of a cry, my other fic Emotional Self-Control is a TRIP. Literally. I loved writing that one. Once again, thank you so much for reading!

For those who haven't blessed your soul with my coffee shop AU, here's A Decent Cup of Coffee.