#ask midas

[therealmidasproject]

I sincerily hope that someone somewhere in MIDAS has pet cats based off the two warriors sexymen (ashfur and scourge. i kid you not those two had a CHOKEHOLD on the fandom at one point in time) soley because it is extremely funny

In today's news: I got busy with a new job and autistically forgot this blog existed—ANYWAYS!

All the dms were kinda discussing this concept for a while because on one hand, a tumblr sexyman cat would be very funny.

On the other hand, though, the roleplay is going to be heavily dabbling in human experimentation, questionable scientific and medical morals and ethics, and a bit of a hands-on delve into what makes us, yknow, us.

So the best we could do is name a cat after them, but I know I particularly find animal experimentation rather unsightly, but now I REALLY wanna name a lab cat Scourge or some thing lmaooo

—Mod Chrys

[24kking]

Can i marry you like i love midas 😂

“Has courting gone out of fashion already? What happened to trying to seduce a man,and win his heart? Can’t a man be romanced too?”

[therealmidasproject]

if people wanted to, would they be able join the rp? this has really gotten my interest gbhjrjhdfjhdf

So unfortunately the rp right now is a small, closed event, but I am considering (and planning *cough cough*) a secondary closed beta event after the current players have reached the second arc (oh yeah babey, there's a chapter 2) I'm not sure about the method of selecting or opening the second rp, but it is in the works currently, so keep an eye out for that! We're obviously hoping to keep this blog updated with major changes and events that happen to the PCs, so the story will most likely change slightly between iterations to keep it more fresh and interesting for the OG and the Beta, but I'm hoping to keep it similar enough so that the Beta players can still interact with well-known NPCs and other characters! But TLDR: the current rp isn't joinable, but I personally have a second generation on the drawing board, so stay tuned for possible updates for that! —Mod Chrys

[therealmidasproject]

I know wheatley is already here so it isn't possible but the midas project feels like something aperture science would do. It's the perfect combination of "human rights violation" and "hilariously absurd" that it feels right up their alley

"The lab boys are telling me that we can't just turn an innocent volunteer into a fictional terrorist. And to that I say, why not!? In the face of science, your value as an individual doesn't matter, and with enough cognitive manipulation, you can mold a man like clay. Anyway, those of you who signed up to get injected with triangular demon DNA, we've got a new test for you: Fighting an army of reality warping demons! Follow the blue line to your left. You'll know when the test starts. Cave Johnson, we're done here."

Science isn’t about WHY, it’s about WHY NOT! Why can't we merge human beings with fictional men? Think of the potential for making super soldiers, getting our facility under the radar of the military! Who cares if we give them gender crises or turn them into horrors beyond human comprehension, think of the money we could make once this is perfected! Or selling it to the common people. Imagine, enhancing little Timmy with the powers from his favorite cartoon character. We could make a fortune! [Rustling] Wait, is the mic still on?

(we are now considering a silly Cave Johnson character as the boss of all this)

-Mod Mel

[therealmidasproject]

Salutations. I made an Emmet kinsona a while back but then remembered "oh wait! my friends have this funny little thing going on where they get sexymanified!" And guess who happens to be on that list. Unfortunately, I've learned from one of said friends that Emmet is already yoinked). But I dare ask. What about Ingo?

The wording of this ask is a little confusing for mod Mel and I so sorry if I don't answer this quite right.

But neither of the subway masters have been assigned to any character within the rp. You might be thinking of mod Mel's character Emmet but his assignment is actually funeral of the dead butterflies from lobotomy corp.

The current list of player character assignments that we have and the npcs that we've already shown are:

Clive Dove (professor layton)

Princess Roselina (super mario)

Funeral of the Dead Butterflies (lobotomy corp)

Stolas (helluva boss)

Gaster (undertale)

Volga (hyrule warriors)

Snatcher (a hat in time)

Wheatly (portal 2)

and Netzach (lobotomy corp)

I know we're planning on posting the first round of character cards here relatively soon (once they all get done) and official npc cards will be posted after they've been introduced in rp.

-Mod Kass

[therealmidasproject]

Ok so idk if i've said this or not but considering this is a sexyman thing it's very important to me that you guys know who this is

https://sexypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Bodoque

It's ok if you don't use him lol but he's an interesting specimen

So I had never heard of this guy before until I checked the Sexypedia, but that would be such a funny character concept. I am personally VERY tempted lmaooo

Also I googled the show 31 Minutos and why is Guaripolo like that, he's horrifying

Mod Chrys

[24kking]

Hey Midas, what are your hobbies?

“In all honesty, I don’t have too many. I’m far too busy to delve into recreational activities,but I do enjoy art from time to time,and I do enjoy reading when I’ve got the time.”

[24kking]

“Having a heart of gold doesnt always mean what you think, gold is metal, it’s cold and heavy. Remember that.”