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@deadpool-askblog
Welcome
To my ask blog! If you didn’t know this by now- you can ask and interact with me! Everything is on the tables! Go ahead and stab me strangers on the internet! Oh! And make sure to be nice to each other at least! Oh who am I kidding? The likelihood of that is- practically none!
Magic anons allowed.
Rp starters allowed, asks allowed.
Smash or pass? Deadpool/Wade Wilson
Smash
Pass (but I can see the appeal)
Pass (I don’t see the appeal)
Wanna see the results.
“Heyyyy Wolvie!~ merry late christmas! I got you A MATCHING SWEATER! Now you can match with me!!” he enthused holding up a deadpool Christmas sweater, slowly inching closer and closer with it. He himself already wearing a wolverine christmas sweater.
@deadpool-askblog
Y’know, Wade, I don’t celebrate the holidays. I also wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that thing. If you really were keen on getting me something, a case of beer would’ve helped. But Merry late fucking Christmas, Bub.
“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”
I ain’t going to the bar dressed in that. But if it gets you to shut up then I’ll wear it for five minutes. Deal? And no pictures either or the deal is off.
“…but it never truly happened if I don’t get a picture Wolvieeee~” He leaned closer, hands closed together in a pleading manner. “Just ONE TEEENYYYY TINY photo? Come onnnnnn”
Knock it off, Wilson! Has anyone ever taught you boundaries? Matter of fact, do you even know what that word is?
“Hmm… not really!” He mused, before turning back to Logan. “But- fine! It will have to be a mere fading memory in my mind!” He gasped dramatically looking away.
Poor you. Now I’ll wear the damn thing for a few minutes and then I’m heading off to the bar.
“Ooo! The bar? Can I come? I’ll buy you a drink!” He enthused. “I haven’t actually been to a bar in awhile! I’ve been sooooo busy kicking evil asses!”
“Heyyyy Wolvie!~ merry late christmas! I got you A MATCHING SWEATER! Now you can match with me!!” he enthused holding up a deadpool Christmas sweater, slowly inching closer and closer with it. He himself already wearing a wolverine christmas sweater.
@deadpool-askblog
Y’know, Wade, I don’t celebrate the holidays. I also wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that thing. If you really were keen on getting me something, a case of beer would’ve helped. But Merry late fucking Christmas, Bub.
“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”
I ain’t going to the bar dressed in that. But if it gets you to shut up then I’ll wear it for five minutes. Deal? And no pictures either or the deal is off.
“…but it never truly happened if I don’t get a picture Wolvieeee~” He leaned closer, hands closed together in a pleading manner. “Just ONE TEEENYYYY TINY photo? Come onnnnnn”
Knock it off, Wilson! Has anyone ever taught you boundaries? Matter of fact, do you even know what that word is?
“Hmm… not really!” He mused, before turning back to Logan. “But- fine! It will have to be a mere fading memory in my mind!” He gasped dramatically looking away.
“Heyyyy Wolvie!~ merry late christmas! I got you A MATCHING SWEATER! Now you can match with me!!” he enthused holding up a deadpool Christmas sweater, slowly inching closer and closer with it. He himself already wearing a wolverine christmas sweater.
@deadpool-askblog
Y’know, Wade, I don’t celebrate the holidays. I also wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that thing. If you really were keen on getting me something, a case of beer would’ve helped. But Merry late fucking Christmas, Bub.
“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”
I ain’t going to the bar dressed in that. But if it gets you to shut up then I’ll wear it for five minutes. Deal? And no pictures either or the deal is off.
“…but it never truly happened if I don’t get a picture Wolvieeee~” He leaned closer, hands closed together in a pleading manner. “Just ONE TEEENYYYY TINY photo? Come onnnnnn”
“Heyyyy Wolvie!~ merry late christmas! I got you A MATCHING SWEATER! Now you can match with me!!” he enthused holding up a deadpool Christmas sweater, slowly inching closer and closer with it. He himself already wearing a wolverine christmas sweater.
@deadpool-askblog
Y’know, Wade, I don’t celebrate the holidays. I also wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that thing. If you really were keen on getting me something, a case of beer would’ve helped. But Merry late fucking Christmas, Bub.
“After all I went through to get this made? Come onnnn... If you wear it... I’ll take you to a bar! Ay? Interested???” he sang, nudging the other with his elbow as he looked up at the other enthusiastically. “Yeah? Come on, it will be fun!!”
Another Deadpool? How many of you are there on here?
@official-askanison
“CABLE! What is up pookie! That’s what the kids say now-a-days.” He enthused. “Though I suppose you definitely wouldn’t know that, out of all people.” He smirked moving over to lean on the other obnoxiously. “Oh! Not sure! Some here, some there- some everywhere.” He shrugged. “Why? Can’t handle my charm times infinity?”
“Ughhhh! I’m soooo bored! I could really use someone to stab, or annoy! You know- whichever distracts me from my thoughts more effectively.” he mused, leaning back in his chair.
Asks open along with interactions and rps.
Hey me! It’s you! Me!
@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon
“I thought we already cut the budget for one Deadpool multiverse- how am I talking to me? You? You-me? Oh well I must have gotten a raise! Hah! One step closer to joining the avengers! Oh and- hello other me! You’re very handsome, super charming too. I absolutely loveeee your costume, the red is just so good and convenient!”
Right back at ya you handsome devil! Yeah you would think that the execs would cut the budget but nope! So there are tons of variants of us! I even have an assistant! Say hi assistant!
Please don’t call me that.
“Ooo! Like a robot? Like Ironman? That’s rad dude!” He sighed staring at the fourth wall “yes, I used the word rad, get over it.” He turned back toward the other version of himself. “How did ya get your hands on an assistant?? I can’t lie, I’m a bit jealous! Might have to kill ya for it!” He chuckled “I’m joking!” He waved his hands dismissively before looking toward the ground. “Somewhat..”
“Hello! Again! Very important thing I need to ask- we can all agree I’d make an awesome magical girl right?! What do I got to do to make this happen?! Come on! Just look at me! I’m perfect for it! PLEASE!!”
What can I say? I like my men tough, with a angsty backstory and who isn’t afraid to make me bleed a little. Then again- I like anybody who teeters on the edge of hating me and tolerating me at the same time!!
Hey me! It’s you! Me!
@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon
“I thought we already cut the budget for one Deadpool multiverse- how am I talking to me? You? You-me? Oh well I must have gotten a raise! Hah! One step closer to joining the avengers! Oh and- hello other me! You’re very handsome, super charming too. I absolutely loveeee your costume, the red is just so good and convenient!”
How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable
“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.
“It’s fuck, marry, kill it’s not that serious. After all I do two of those things very often!!” He mused. Pouting as the other spoke “well- maybe you invited me to your house to kill me!” He quickly spouted, but he knew it was unbelievable and a dumb defense, but this was Wade, he didn’t make sense. And as the other spoke he hummed, thinking about it. “Would I want to date you? Hmm… Why wouldn’t I? We have fun here!” He mused putting a hand on his hip. “Why you wanna date me?” He leaned over and tilted his head with a wide smirk. “I won’t blame you if you do! I have that affect on people!!”
Yeah, Wade was right. It wasn’t that serious. Cable chuckled and shook his head as he walked up the stairs and into his apartment, the merc following close behind.
“Why the fuck would I mess up my own apartment with your blood? And I already tried to kill you once. Didn’t stick. Not going to try again.” Cable sighed, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips as he fished a sandwich out of the fridge. He tossed one half of it over to Wade as he unwrapped the other half, taking a bite.
“And it’s been fucking years since I’ve seen you, Wade. What makes you think I’d date you?” Dumb question. He already kissed Wade. And he was suddenly regretting getting himself into this scenario.
He mused “reds a good color.” He said as if that was obvious. He stretched out his arms as he continued to follow close behind the other. “Sounds like you gave up! Are you a chicken?” He narrowed his eyes in a tease. Before putting his hands up in surrender. “Hey! I was just joking! You know I flirt with everyone! No need to get you panties in a twist old man!” He snickered, plus relationships never went well for him anyway.
“Not chicken. Just know when murder isn’t worth it, bud.” Cable shrugged, sitting down on the sofa casually. He kicked up his feet, his left eye glowing a bright gold as he lifted his hand in the air. Two cans of beer floated into his hand from across the room and he tossed one over to Wade.
“And if you flirt with everyone, you’re laying it on pretty thick with me. Do you want to date me?” Cable asked with a raised brow, his gaze fixed on the merc.
“Is it murder if I can’t die?” He raised a brow with intrigue. As the other sat down on the couch he followed suit sitting beside him, and catching the soda that the other tossed over to him, setting it on the floor as he stuck his tongue out and took out his sword, holding his sword like a putter as he aimed it at the top of the can. Trying to focus and not really fully listening to what the other was saying. “Mmm, yeah… uh uh..” he mumbled as he continued to line up his sword before raising it back and slicing off the top of his can, rather sloppy cut but he shot up out of his seat, his fists in the air in victory. “AHAH! I DID IT! Did ya see that?!” He quickly turned toward Cable and pointed at the can enthusiastically.
Cable pressed his lips into a hard line before taking a large gulp of beer. He shook his head and sorted his fingers through his silver hair, taking another bite of his sandwich as he watched Wade use his katana to slice the top of his can of beer off easily, barely paying attention to the question cable had asked.
“Guess it’s not murder, but I’d still not want to deal with that clean up process. And if you can’t die, why would I bother wasting energy on trying to murder you?” Cable asked, setting his can of beer on the side table.
He pouted as the other didn’t bother to acknowledge his little trick, moving to grab the can and raising his mask slightly as he chugged the beer. When he was done he looked back at Cable. “You say that as if you wish I could die” he mused. “And you’d be surprised! I’m a pretty stubborn guy. I’ve tried my fair share to try and see if I can die.” He said as he began to toss the can into the air and catch it repeatedly.
Cable had thought about it once; trying to kill Wade. But that was when he was trying to get to Russel. And sure, there was definitely a way to kill Wade, but that involved those power-dampening collars. He didn’t have that, and he wasn’t about to go through the effort of getting one of those when he had no reason to kill Wade. Hell, they were making out half an hour ago.
Fuck. Don’t think about that, Cable.
“No, I know you’re pretty damn stubborn when it comes to dying. Let’s not talk about that though. I’m sure we’ve both suffered enough loss in our lifetime already. Might as well not dwell on it. So what exactly have you been up to?”
He nodded as the other spoke, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his legs. “Oh me? The usual. Killin’ bad guys. Hmmmm… flirting with people.” He mused “the usual.” He hadn’t been doing much actually, with the way he naturally isolated himself he’d actually been a bit bored and depressed lately. “Taking care of Dogpool.” He snickered. “What about you? Other than stalking me?” He smirked as he placed his mask all the way back on and turning back toward Cable.
Cable listened as Wade started listing off the usual shit he did. Merc jobs and flirting. “Been successful on either front? Or am I the only idiot to fall for your schtick?” Cable chuckled softly and shook his head.
“Dogpool? What the hell is that?” Cable raised a brow and glanced at Wade as he pulled his mask back over his face.
“And if I were staking you, I’m sure you would have seen me more frequently than this. But doing my own world-saving tasks when they arise. Also racking up a few winnings with the lottery to get by, if you know what I mean.” Cable chuckled softly. There were bonuses to being from the future. Like rigging the lottery.
“Hmm… I’m good at the killing thing, I mean- it’s easy because I can’t die, so all anybody can do is run. And on the flirting front? You know I’m a master of charm.” He said pretending to swish his none existent hair dramatically. And as the other spoke he snickered. “Me and Wolverine saved the timeline, blah blah- I have a alternate universe Dog version of me under my care that I totally didn’t- steal. I didn’t! The guy just didn’t make it! The owner died tragically and in a way that was totally not my fault.” He looked away and whistled suspiciously. “Also if your rigging the lottery… are you rich?? How many lottery’s have you even won?”
Master of charm? Cable snickered, shaking his head. Wade just got lucky that he was willing to humor the guy with a kiss. He sat back on the sofa, tossing the empty wrapper of his sandwich in the garbage as he took a sip of beer.
“Huh…you and Logan saved the timeline? And is he at your place dog sitting or did he decide to leave you high and dry as well?” Cable finished off his beer, crushing the can in his hand before he tossed that in the garbage as well.
“Think I’m on win number five. No one knows it’s me though. Fake identities and telepathic manipulation work wonders,”. Cable shrugged, glancing over to Wade. “Why? You looking for a sugar daddy? Because I don’t do that.”
He snickered “at my place. He’s pissed, well- he always is. But deep down he likes the dog.” He said in a assured tone. And as the other told him how many times he won he blinked. “Woah! Really?!” And at the others second words he smirked “you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad!! Plus who doesn’t like money anyway?” He leaned back more
Cable sighed and lifted his hand up, summing two more beers as he listened to Wade talk about Logan. Of course that man would be pissed. If he had to deal with Wade twenty-four seven and his shenanigans, he would be pissed too.
“Told you I don’t do the sugar daddy schtick. I’d be living in a lot better place than this shitty apartment if I did. But I wanna keep a low profile, and I’d want something a bit more genuine than a relationship based on monetary needs.” Cable frowned softly and cracked open his beer, handing the second can over to Wade.
He hummed “hey! I’m more than just a money person! I’m great at loving.” He quickly said as he looked around. He just wasn’t good at saying it at loud in a genuine manner, he became a stranger to genuine love, plus he could never take anything seriously, after all if he did- he’d have to actually think about everything and that would just be depressing.
Cable raised a brow. “Are you trying to tell me you’d date me, not just for my money?”
Cable was probably just making assumptions, and hell, he hadn’t been on an actual date in years. He glanced up at Hope’s teddy bear he had sitting on a bookshelf with a small frown. He did miss his family, but he had no way of getting back to them. It had been too long. Would they even want to see him if he had the chance to go back to them?
Cable tried to wipe the look of sadness and longing off of his face by taking a few large gulps of beer.
“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly
Ah yeah, Wade did offer up a date before the whole money thing came into play, didn't he? Odd way to go about it, if he recalled, but then again, they had just randomly met up. He pressed his lips together into a hard line in thought before he glanced over at Wade. "Alright--" Cable started, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Would you like to go on a date with me, then?" Would Wade take him seriously? Or just call his bluff and then they both just go their separate ways and never see each other again?
He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”
Cable shrugged a shoulder as he finished off his second beer. Wade seemed to have ignored his drink. He tossed the can aside and smiled. “Yeah, why not? Friday. 6 pm. You dont have to wear anything fancy, unless you want me to take you out somewhere now.” Cable’s features softened as he looked at Wade, seeing the slight look of disbelief in his eyes.
He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly
Cable raised a brow as Wade laid across his couch, his head resting in his lap. He felt the heat rise to his face at the action, his face turning a light shade of pink. "You can wear your suit of you want. And no, not pulling your leg." Either he was batshit crazy and left his mind back at the Bodega, or the fucker had really weaseled his way into his heart. And sure, he didn't have feelings for the fucker, but he somehow managed to get him to ask the merc with the mouth out on a date.
He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely
"Just because we're going on a date doesn't mean we're boyfriends, Wade." Cable huffed. It was just a date. One date. Would there be more? He wasn't fucking sure. He decided to ask Wade out on a whim, just for something to do, to get out of the house and not do the same repetitive shit over and over again. Cable raised a brow when Wade suggested he spend the night. Jesus fuck. If he had a drink in his hand he probably would have spilled it. "Jesus fucking christ...We kiss one time and you're asking to spend the night. Why? Is Wolvie going to be pissed if you come home without the two dozen tacos you said you'd bring home?" Cable teased.
“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”
Cable chuckled softly and shook his head. Wade was really trying to convince him to let him spend the night, but he wasn't really making a good argument. But then he felt a comfortable weight sitting on his lap, and he inhaled sharply. "Shit...alright. Fine." How the fuck did Wade always know what to do to get him to roll over and show his belly? Cable sighed, glancing down into their laps for a moment before looking back up at the masked merc. "You know I can teleport, right? Transportation is nothing for me." Cable chuckled.
He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously
"Don't make me regret it. I can always kick you out." Cable stated as he shifted his hips up so he could get the sour patch kids out of his pocket. That action caused Wade to shift his own weight back against his knees, which were dangerously perched off the edge of the sofa. "Alright, c'mere. You're gonna fall off the couch." Cable growled, gripping onto Wade's thighs. He quickly pulled the other man closer, his breath catching in his throat when their hips connected.
He rolled his eyes. “Aww you won’t kick me out!~” he churred and as he shifted his weight back against his knees. And as the other growled out gripped onto his thighs and pulled him closer, his face turning a red hue under his mask. Taking a moment before smirking “my hero!~ what would I do without you?” He sung in a high pitched tone wrapping his arms back around the back of the others neck.
@ohfckitscable
Cable sighed and shook his head. He did consider it. He could, and still take him out on that date the next night like he had promised. He looked up at Wade as he wrapped his arms around his neck. “Hm…what would you do without me? Probably just hang out with Logan at your apartment and annoy the fuck out of him. Damn. Maybe I should have left your annoying ass alone.”
And yet the lonely days and nights were getting to him. He still felt out of place in this timeline but he never did make an effort to really try to make friends.
“Alright. So do you want me to surprise you on what we’re doing for our date or do you have some suggestions?”
He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.
Cable stiffened slightly when he felt Wade rest his head on his shoulder. The merc's touchy-feely attitude and demeanor was something Cable was going to have to get used to, if things progressed. Hell, he was just trying to make an excuse to go out and do something, make a friend. "Well, I was thinking of going to Coney Island, or maybe a tactical laser tag venue. Haven't really decided." He knew the tactical laser tag would be right up their alley, but would Wade want to essentially do a mock-merc job as a date? Probably not.
He hummed “both sound fun! How did you know I was originally going to suggest laser tag?” He enthused “whatever you have in mind will work for me! As long as we are having fun!”
Cable sighed and shook his head, observing Wade carefully. "Considering we're both expert tacticians, figured it'd be right up our alley. Anyways, handsome, you hungry? Could order us some food, unless you've got something else in mind."
He smirked “well good deduction skills Cabes!!” He mused nuzzling into the other more. And as the other asked him if he was hungry he nodded. “I’m always hungry! What did you have in mind for food?” He raised a brow curiously
Was there any tension between you and Logan in the Honda Odyssey? You guys are so periwinkle.
“The Honda odyssey? Oh yeah! Good times…if you mean sexual tension! You bet ya! Hate sex at its finest if you know what I’m saying!” He sung almost proudly
How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable
“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.
“It’s fuck, marry, kill it’s not that serious. After all I do two of those things very often!!” He mused. Pouting as the other spoke “well- maybe you invited me to your house to kill me!” He quickly spouted, but he knew it was unbelievable and a dumb defense, but this was Wade, he didn’t make sense. And as the other spoke he hummed, thinking about it. “Would I want to date you? Hmm… Why wouldn’t I? We have fun here!” He mused putting a hand on his hip. “Why you wanna date me?” He leaned over and tilted his head with a wide smirk. “I won’t blame you if you do! I have that affect on people!!”
Yeah, Wade was right. It wasn’t that serious. Cable chuckled and shook his head as he walked up the stairs and into his apartment, the merc following close behind.
“Why the fuck would I mess up my own apartment with your blood? And I already tried to kill you once. Didn’t stick. Not going to try again.” Cable sighed, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips as he fished a sandwich out of the fridge. He tossed one half of it over to Wade as he unwrapped the other half, taking a bite.
“And it’s been fucking years since I’ve seen you, Wade. What makes you think I’d date you?” Dumb question. He already kissed Wade. And he was suddenly regretting getting himself into this scenario.
He mused “reds a good color.” He said as if that was obvious. He stretched out his arms as he continued to follow close behind the other. “Sounds like you gave up! Are you a chicken?” He narrowed his eyes in a tease. Before putting his hands up in surrender. “Hey! I was just joking! You know I flirt with everyone! No need to get you panties in a twist old man!” He snickered, plus relationships never went well for him anyway.
“Not chicken. Just know when murder isn’t worth it, bud.” Cable shrugged, sitting down on the sofa casually. He kicked up his feet, his left eye glowing a bright gold as he lifted his hand in the air. Two cans of beer floated into his hand from across the room and he tossed one over to Wade.
“And if you flirt with everyone, you’re laying it on pretty thick with me. Do you want to date me?” Cable asked with a raised brow, his gaze fixed on the merc.
“Is it murder if I can’t die?” He raised a brow with intrigue. As the other sat down on the couch he followed suit sitting beside him, and catching the soda that the other tossed over to him, setting it on the floor as he stuck his tongue out and took out his sword, holding his sword like a putter as he aimed it at the top of the can. Trying to focus and not really fully listening to what the other was saying. “Mmm, yeah… uh uh..” he mumbled as he continued to line up his sword before raising it back and slicing off the top of his can, rather sloppy cut but he shot up out of his seat, his fists in the air in victory. “AHAH! I DID IT! Did ya see that?!” He quickly turned toward Cable and pointed at the can enthusiastically.
Cable pressed his lips into a hard line before taking a large gulp of beer. He shook his head and sorted his fingers through his silver hair, taking another bite of his sandwich as he watched Wade use his katana to slice the top of his can of beer off easily, barely paying attention to the question cable had asked.
“Guess it’s not murder, but I’d still not want to deal with that clean up process. And if you can’t die, why would I bother wasting energy on trying to murder you?” Cable asked, setting his can of beer on the side table.
He pouted as the other didn’t bother to acknowledge his little trick, moving to grab the can and raising his mask slightly as he chugged the beer. When he was done he looked back at Cable. “You say that as if you wish I could die” he mused. “And you’d be surprised! I’m a pretty stubborn guy. I’ve tried my fair share to try and see if I can die.” He said as he began to toss the can into the air and catch it repeatedly.
Cable had thought about it once; trying to kill Wade. But that was when he was trying to get to Russel. And sure, there was definitely a way to kill Wade, but that involved those power-dampening collars. He didn’t have that, and he wasn’t about to go through the effort of getting one of those when he had no reason to kill Wade. Hell, they were making out half an hour ago.
Fuck. Don’t think about that, Cable.
“No, I know you’re pretty damn stubborn when it comes to dying. Let’s not talk about that though. I’m sure we’ve both suffered enough loss in our lifetime already. Might as well not dwell on it. So what exactly have you been up to?”
He nodded as the other spoke, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his legs. “Oh me? The usual. Killin’ bad guys. Hmmmm… flirting with people.” He mused “the usual.” He hadn’t been doing much actually, with the way he naturally isolated himself he’d actually been a bit bored and depressed lately. “Taking care of Dogpool.” He snickered. “What about you? Other than stalking me?” He smirked as he placed his mask all the way back on and turning back toward Cable.
Cable listened as Wade started listing off the usual shit he did. Merc jobs and flirting. “Been successful on either front? Or am I the only idiot to fall for your schtick?” Cable chuckled softly and shook his head.
“Dogpool? What the hell is that?” Cable raised a brow and glanced at Wade as he pulled his mask back over his face.
“And if I were staking you, I’m sure you would have seen me more frequently than this. But doing my own world-saving tasks when they arise. Also racking up a few winnings with the lottery to get by, if you know what I mean.” Cable chuckled softly. There were bonuses to being from the future. Like rigging the lottery.
“Hmm… I’m good at the killing thing, I mean- it’s easy because I can’t die, so all anybody can do is run. And on the flirting front? You know I’m a master of charm.” He said pretending to swish his none existent hair dramatically. And as the other spoke he snickered. “Me and Wolverine saved the timeline, blah blah- I have a alternate universe Dog version of me under my care that I totally didn’t- steal. I didn’t! The guy just didn’t make it! The owner died tragically and in a way that was totally not my fault.” He looked away and whistled suspiciously. “Also if your rigging the lottery… are you rich?? How many lottery’s have you even won?”
Master of charm? Cable snickered, shaking his head. Wade just got lucky that he was willing to humor the guy with a kiss. He sat back on the sofa, tossing the empty wrapper of his sandwich in the garbage as he took a sip of beer.
“Huh…you and Logan saved the timeline? And is he at your place dog sitting or did he decide to leave you high and dry as well?” Cable finished off his beer, crushing the can in his hand before he tossed that in the garbage as well.
“Think I’m on win number five. No one knows it’s me though. Fake identities and telepathic manipulation work wonders,”. Cable shrugged, glancing over to Wade. “Why? You looking for a sugar daddy? Because I don’t do that.”
He snickered “at my place. He’s pissed, well- he always is. But deep down he likes the dog.” He said in a assured tone. And as the other told him how many times he won he blinked. “Woah! Really?!” And at the others second words he smirked “you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad!! Plus who doesn’t like money anyway?” He leaned back more
Cable sighed and lifted his hand up, summing two more beers as he listened to Wade talk about Logan. Of course that man would be pissed. If he had to deal with Wade twenty-four seven and his shenanigans, he would be pissed too.
“Told you I don’t do the sugar daddy schtick. I’d be living in a lot better place than this shitty apartment if I did. But I wanna keep a low profile, and I’d want something a bit more genuine than a relationship based on monetary needs.” Cable frowned softly and cracked open his beer, handing the second can over to Wade.
He hummed “hey! I’m more than just a money person! I’m great at loving.” He quickly said as he looked around. He just wasn’t good at saying it at loud in a genuine manner, he became a stranger to genuine love, plus he could never take anything seriously, after all if he did- he’d have to actually think about everything and that would just be depressing.
Cable raised a brow. “Are you trying to tell me you’d date me, not just for my money?”
Cable was probably just making assumptions, and hell, he hadn’t been on an actual date in years. He glanced up at Hope’s teddy bear he had sitting on a bookshelf with a small frown. He did miss his family, but he had no way of getting back to them. It had been too long. Would they even want to see him if he had the chance to go back to them?
Cable tried to wipe the look of sadness and longing off of his face by taking a few large gulps of beer.
“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly
Ah yeah, Wade did offer up a date before the whole money thing came into play, didn't he? Odd way to go about it, if he recalled, but then again, they had just randomly met up. He pressed his lips together into a hard line in thought before he glanced over at Wade. "Alright--" Cable started, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Would you like to go on a date with me, then?" Would Wade take him seriously? Or just call his bluff and then they both just go their separate ways and never see each other again?
He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”
Cable shrugged a shoulder as he finished off his second beer. Wade seemed to have ignored his drink. He tossed the can aside and smiled. “Yeah, why not? Friday. 6 pm. You dont have to wear anything fancy, unless you want me to take you out somewhere now.” Cable’s features softened as he looked at Wade, seeing the slight look of disbelief in his eyes.
He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly
Cable raised a brow as Wade laid across his couch, his head resting in his lap. He felt the heat rise to his face at the action, his face turning a light shade of pink. "You can wear your suit of you want. And no, not pulling your leg." Either he was batshit crazy and left his mind back at the Bodega, or the fucker had really weaseled his way into his heart. And sure, he didn't have feelings for the fucker, but he somehow managed to get him to ask the merc with the mouth out on a date.
He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely
"Just because we're going on a date doesn't mean we're boyfriends, Wade." Cable huffed. It was just a date. One date. Would there be more? He wasn't fucking sure. He decided to ask Wade out on a whim, just for something to do, to get out of the house and not do the same repetitive shit over and over again. Cable raised a brow when Wade suggested he spend the night. Jesus fuck. If he had a drink in his hand he probably would have spilled it. "Jesus fucking christ...We kiss one time and you're asking to spend the night. Why? Is Wolvie going to be pissed if you come home without the two dozen tacos you said you'd bring home?" Cable teased.
“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”
Cable chuckled softly and shook his head. Wade was really trying to convince him to let him spend the night, but he wasn't really making a good argument. But then he felt a comfortable weight sitting on his lap, and he inhaled sharply. "Shit...alright. Fine." How the fuck did Wade always know what to do to get him to roll over and show his belly? Cable sighed, glancing down into their laps for a moment before looking back up at the masked merc. "You know I can teleport, right? Transportation is nothing for me." Cable chuckled.
He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously
"Don't make me regret it. I can always kick you out." Cable stated as he shifted his hips up so he could get the sour patch kids out of his pocket. That action caused Wade to shift his own weight back against his knees, which were dangerously perched off the edge of the sofa. "Alright, c'mere. You're gonna fall off the couch." Cable growled, gripping onto Wade's thighs. He quickly pulled the other man closer, his breath catching in his throat when their hips connected.
He rolled his eyes. “Aww you won’t kick me out!~” he churred and as he shifted his weight back against his knees. And as the other growled out gripped onto his thighs and pulled him closer, his face turning a red hue under his mask. Taking a moment before smirking “my hero!~ what would I do without you?” He sung in a high pitched tone wrapping his arms back around the back of the others neck.
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Cable sighed and shook his head. He did consider it. He could, and still take him out on that date the next night like he had promised. He looked up at Wade as he wrapped his arms around his neck. “Hm…what would you do without me? Probably just hang out with Logan at your apartment and annoy the fuck out of him. Damn. Maybe I should have left your annoying ass alone.”
And yet the lonely days and nights were getting to him. He still felt out of place in this timeline but he never did make an effort to really try to make friends.
“Alright. So do you want me to surprise you on what we’re doing for our date or do you have some suggestions?”
He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.
Cable stiffened slightly when he felt Wade rest his head on his shoulder. The merc's touchy-feely attitude and demeanor was something Cable was going to have to get used to, if things progressed. Hell, he was just trying to make an excuse to go out and do something, make a friend. "Well, I was thinking of going to Coney Island, or maybe a tactical laser tag venue. Haven't really decided." He knew the tactical laser tag would be right up their alley, but would Wade want to essentially do a mock-merc job as a date? Probably not.
He hummed “both sound fun! How did you know I was originally going to suggest laser tag?” He enthused “whatever you have in mind will work for me! As long as we are having fun!”
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“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.
“It’s fuck, marry, kill it’s not that serious. After all I do two of those things very often!!” He mused. Pouting as the other spoke “well- maybe you invited me to your house to kill me!” He quickly spouted, but he knew it was unbelievable and a dumb defense, but this was Wade, he didn’t make sense. And as the other spoke he hummed, thinking about it. “Would I want to date you? Hmm… Why wouldn’t I? We have fun here!” He mused putting a hand on his hip. “Why you wanna date me?” He leaned over and tilted his head with a wide smirk. “I won’t blame you if you do! I have that affect on people!!”
Yeah, Wade was right. It wasn’t that serious. Cable chuckled and shook his head as he walked up the stairs and into his apartment, the merc following close behind.
“Why the fuck would I mess up my own apartment with your blood? And I already tried to kill you once. Didn’t stick. Not going to try again.” Cable sighed, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips as he fished a sandwich out of the fridge. He tossed one half of it over to Wade as he unwrapped the other half, taking a bite.
“And it’s been fucking years since I’ve seen you, Wade. What makes you think I’d date you?” Dumb question. He already kissed Wade. And he was suddenly regretting getting himself into this scenario.
He mused “reds a good color.” He said as if that was obvious. He stretched out his arms as he continued to follow close behind the other. “Sounds like you gave up! Are you a chicken?” He narrowed his eyes in a tease. Before putting his hands up in surrender. “Hey! I was just joking! You know I flirt with everyone! No need to get you panties in a twist old man!” He snickered, plus relationships never went well for him anyway.
“Not chicken. Just know when murder isn’t worth it, bud.” Cable shrugged, sitting down on the sofa casually. He kicked up his feet, his left eye glowing a bright gold as he lifted his hand in the air. Two cans of beer floated into his hand from across the room and he tossed one over to Wade.
“And if you flirt with everyone, you’re laying it on pretty thick with me. Do you want to date me?” Cable asked with a raised brow, his gaze fixed on the merc.
“Is it murder if I can’t die?” He raised a brow with intrigue. As the other sat down on the couch he followed suit sitting beside him, and catching the soda that the other tossed over to him, setting it on the floor as he stuck his tongue out and took out his sword, holding his sword like a putter as he aimed it at the top of the can. Trying to focus and not really fully listening to what the other was saying. “Mmm, yeah… uh uh..” he mumbled as he continued to line up his sword before raising it back and slicing off the top of his can, rather sloppy cut but he shot up out of his seat, his fists in the air in victory. “AHAH! I DID IT! Did ya see that?!” He quickly turned toward Cable and pointed at the can enthusiastically.
Cable pressed his lips into a hard line before taking a large gulp of beer. He shook his head and sorted his fingers through his silver hair, taking another bite of his sandwich as he watched Wade use his katana to slice the top of his can of beer off easily, barely paying attention to the question cable had asked.
“Guess it’s not murder, but I’d still not want to deal with that clean up process. And if you can’t die, why would I bother wasting energy on trying to murder you?” Cable asked, setting his can of beer on the side table.
He pouted as the other didn’t bother to acknowledge his little trick, moving to grab the can and raising his mask slightly as he chugged the beer. When he was done he looked back at Cable. “You say that as if you wish I could die” he mused. “And you’d be surprised! I’m a pretty stubborn guy. I’ve tried my fair share to try and see if I can die.” He said as he began to toss the can into the air and catch it repeatedly.
Cable had thought about it once; trying to kill Wade. But that was when he was trying to get to Russel. And sure, there was definitely a way to kill Wade, but that involved those power-dampening collars. He didn’t have that, and he wasn’t about to go through the effort of getting one of those when he had no reason to kill Wade. Hell, they were making out half an hour ago.
Fuck. Don’t think about that, Cable.
“No, I know you’re pretty damn stubborn when it comes to dying. Let’s not talk about that though. I’m sure we’ve both suffered enough loss in our lifetime already. Might as well not dwell on it. So what exactly have you been up to?”
He nodded as the other spoke, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his legs. “Oh me? The usual. Killin’ bad guys. Hmmmm… flirting with people.” He mused “the usual.” He hadn’t been doing much actually, with the way he naturally isolated himself he’d actually been a bit bored and depressed lately. “Taking care of Dogpool.” He snickered. “What about you? Other than stalking me?” He smirked as he placed his mask all the way back on and turning back toward Cable.
Cable listened as Wade started listing off the usual shit he did. Merc jobs and flirting. “Been successful on either front? Or am I the only idiot to fall for your schtick?” Cable chuckled softly and shook his head.
“Dogpool? What the hell is that?” Cable raised a brow and glanced at Wade as he pulled his mask back over his face.
“And if I were staking you, I’m sure you would have seen me more frequently than this. But doing my own world-saving tasks when they arise. Also racking up a few winnings with the lottery to get by, if you know what I mean.” Cable chuckled softly. There were bonuses to being from the future. Like rigging the lottery.
“Hmm… I’m good at the killing thing, I mean- it’s easy because I can’t die, so all anybody can do is run. And on the flirting front? You know I’m a master of charm.” He said pretending to swish his none existent hair dramatically. And as the other spoke he snickered. “Me and Wolverine saved the timeline, blah blah- I have a alternate universe Dog version of me under my care that I totally didn’t- steal. I didn’t! The guy just didn’t make it! The owner died tragically and in a way that was totally not my fault.” He looked away and whistled suspiciously. “Also if your rigging the lottery… are you rich?? How many lottery’s have you even won?”
Master of charm? Cable snickered, shaking his head. Wade just got lucky that he was willing to humor the guy with a kiss. He sat back on the sofa, tossing the empty wrapper of his sandwich in the garbage as he took a sip of beer.
“Huh…you and Logan saved the timeline? And is he at your place dog sitting or did he decide to leave you high and dry as well?” Cable finished off his beer, crushing the can in his hand before he tossed that in the garbage as well.
“Think I’m on win number five. No one knows it’s me though. Fake identities and telepathic manipulation work wonders,”. Cable shrugged, glancing over to Wade. “Why? You looking for a sugar daddy? Because I don’t do that.”
He snickered “at my place. He’s pissed, well- he always is. But deep down he likes the dog.” He said in a assured tone. And as the other told him how many times he won he blinked. “Woah! Really?!” And at the others second words he smirked “you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad!! Plus who doesn’t like money anyway?” He leaned back more
Cable sighed and lifted his hand up, summing two more beers as he listened to Wade talk about Logan. Of course that man would be pissed. If he had to deal with Wade twenty-four seven and his shenanigans, he would be pissed too.
“Told you I don’t do the sugar daddy schtick. I’d be living in a lot better place than this shitty apartment if I did. But I wanna keep a low profile, and I’d want something a bit more genuine than a relationship based on monetary needs.” Cable frowned softly and cracked open his beer, handing the second can over to Wade.
He hummed “hey! I’m more than just a money person! I’m great at loving.” He quickly said as he looked around. He just wasn’t good at saying it at loud in a genuine manner, he became a stranger to genuine love, plus he could never take anything seriously, after all if he did- he’d have to actually think about everything and that would just be depressing.
Cable raised a brow. “Are you trying to tell me you’d date me, not just for my money?”
Cable was probably just making assumptions, and hell, he hadn’t been on an actual date in years. He glanced up at Hope’s teddy bear he had sitting on a bookshelf with a small frown. He did miss his family, but he had no way of getting back to them. It had been too long. Would they even want to see him if he had the chance to go back to them?
Cable tried to wipe the look of sadness and longing off of his face by taking a few large gulps of beer.
“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly
Ah yeah, Wade did offer up a date before the whole money thing came into play, didn't he? Odd way to go about it, if he recalled, but then again, they had just randomly met up. He pressed his lips together into a hard line in thought before he glanced over at Wade. "Alright--" Cable started, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Would you like to go on a date with me, then?" Would Wade take him seriously? Or just call his bluff and then they both just go their separate ways and never see each other again?
He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”
Cable shrugged a shoulder as he finished off his second beer. Wade seemed to have ignored his drink. He tossed the can aside and smiled. “Yeah, why not? Friday. 6 pm. You dont have to wear anything fancy, unless you want me to take you out somewhere now.” Cable’s features softened as he looked at Wade, seeing the slight look of disbelief in his eyes.
He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly
Cable raised a brow as Wade laid across his couch, his head resting in his lap. He felt the heat rise to his face at the action, his face turning a light shade of pink. "You can wear your suit of you want. And no, not pulling your leg." Either he was batshit crazy and left his mind back at the Bodega, or the fucker had really weaseled his way into his heart. And sure, he didn't have feelings for the fucker, but he somehow managed to get him to ask the merc with the mouth out on a date.
He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely
"Just because we're going on a date doesn't mean we're boyfriends, Wade." Cable huffed. It was just a date. One date. Would there be more? He wasn't fucking sure. He decided to ask Wade out on a whim, just for something to do, to get out of the house and not do the same repetitive shit over and over again. Cable raised a brow when Wade suggested he spend the night. Jesus fuck. If he had a drink in his hand he probably would have spilled it. "Jesus fucking christ...We kiss one time and you're asking to spend the night. Why? Is Wolvie going to be pissed if you come home without the two dozen tacos you said you'd bring home?" Cable teased.
“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”
Cable chuckled softly and shook his head. Wade was really trying to convince him to let him spend the night, but he wasn't really making a good argument. But then he felt a comfortable weight sitting on his lap, and he inhaled sharply. "Shit...alright. Fine." How the fuck did Wade always know what to do to get him to roll over and show his belly? Cable sighed, glancing down into their laps for a moment before looking back up at the masked merc. "You know I can teleport, right? Transportation is nothing for me." Cable chuckled.
He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously
"Don't make me regret it. I can always kick you out." Cable stated as he shifted his hips up so he could get the sour patch kids out of his pocket. That action caused Wade to shift his own weight back against his knees, which were dangerously perched off the edge of the sofa. "Alright, c'mere. You're gonna fall off the couch." Cable growled, gripping onto Wade's thighs. He quickly pulled the other man closer, his breath catching in his throat when their hips connected.
He rolled his eyes. “Aww you won’t kick me out!~” he churred and as he shifted his weight back against his knees. And as the other growled out gripped onto his thighs and pulled him closer, his face turning a red hue under his mask. Taking a moment before smirking “my hero!~ what would I do without you?” He sung in a high pitched tone wrapping his arms back around the back of the others neck.
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Cable sighed and shook his head. He did consider it. He could, and still take him out on that date the next night like he had promised. He looked up at Wade as he wrapped his arms around his neck. “Hm…what would you do without me? Probably just hang out with Logan at your apartment and annoy the fuck out of him. Damn. Maybe I should have left your annoying ass alone.”
And yet the lonely days and nights were getting to him. He still felt out of place in this timeline but he never did make an effort to really try to make friends.
“Alright. So do you want me to surprise you on what we’re doing for our date or do you have some suggestions?”
He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.
So you make out with friends?
What’s wrong with making out with friends? It releases dopamine and relieves stress.
“Exactly! And you know- I think I need to relieve some stress!”
