“It’s fuck, marry, kill it’s not that serious. After all I do two of those things very often!!” He mused. Pouting as the other spoke “well- maybe you invited me to your house to kill me!” He quickly spouted, but he knew it was unbelievable and a dumb defense, but this was Wade, he didn’t make sense. And as the other spoke he hummed, thinking about it. “Would I want to date you? Hmm… Why wouldn’t I? We have fun here!” He mused putting a hand on his hip. “Why you wanna date me?” He leaned over and tilted his head with a wide smirk. “I won’t blame you if you do! I have that affect on people!!”
Yeah, Wade was right. It wasn’t that serious. Cable chuckled and shook his head as he walked up the stairs and into his apartment, the merc following close behind.
“Why the fuck would I mess up my own apartment with your blood? And I already tried to kill you once. Didn’t stick. Not going to try again.” Cable sighed, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips as he fished a sandwich out of the fridge. He tossed one half of it over to Wade as he unwrapped the other half, taking a bite.
“And it’s been fucking years since I’ve seen you, Wade. What makes you think I’d date you?” Dumb question. He already kissed Wade. And he was suddenly regretting getting himself into this scenario.