Ugh.
Mom was Chatty Cathy tonight.
She asked an array of questions, too.
Never mind the old aged typical questions like "How long is he staying?" and "Where will he be sleeping?"
No, she prodded me in a different way.
What she once reserved for Keiko she now expresses over Kuwabara.
"What's your sign?" She asked him firstly.
Then; "What's your favorite color? I see you like blue."
And then add the other Q's came spewing forth, rolling off her damn tongue.
"Do you like my son?"
"How much do you like my son?"
"Are you two going to share the same bed?"
"Sleep under the same covers?"
"Are you two going to lock yourselves in Yusuke's bedroom tonight and make-out?"
"Are you two going to have sex?"
"Will you both be using protection?"
After I told her to quit her shit, to just drop it-
She then coolly added; "Oh, I see you brought your cat. I'm not changing its litter box. Yusuke can do that. You're his boyfriend, Yusuke."
And Kuwabara was just... quiet.
Jeeze, thanks, mom. Goddammit, woman.
Then she suggested we go out and watch a movie because she needed the living room for her "friends" whom she usually hangs out with.
Yeah, the guys in drag she invites over. Her "drinking buddies" as I call them. The bitch likes to get high and takes all day the next day to dry the fuck out.
*Sigh*
We're not going to watch a movie tonight, though.
We're meeting up with Kurama and Hiei, whether Kuwabara likes it or not.
I know that he doesn't mind Kurama, though, but there's so much tension between him and Hiei that at times you can cut it with a knife and serve it on a platter.
