I probably should've asked this on Thanksgiving but could you do some Turkey headcanons?
Ah, no worries about lateness. I don’t even celebrate Thanksgiving so it doesn’t matter to me. I do sometimes have turkey at Christmas though so technically you’re still on time.
Literally just got the birb too. I wanna wrap him in a blanket.
Teeny weeny baby birb. He’s more wings than anything else.
He’s definitely tripped over those things.
If you offend him, he bunches up his shoulders and turn the wings into some big fluffy cape. He is very easily offended.
No, he does NOT make turkey noises. He does.
Super sulky at all times. You know he’s in a real huff when he refuses to talk to you.
Fastest way to bring him out of a bad mood is to make him fruit tea. He will begrudgingly drink it, scowling all the while, before he finally talks to you again.
Insists he doesn’t like cats. Ten minutes later he’s seen with multiple cats sleeping on him whilst he pets them. Probably the only time you see him smile.
He’s that friend who, when he sees you crying, will ask who needs to be stabbed. And he will actually stab someone if you don’t stop him.
When he’s scared, his feathers and hair poof up and make him look twice his size.
If you praise him his wings will flutter and he’ll hop about on his feet a little bit, trying to contain his glee. Please praise him more often.
He and Cheese develop a rivalry you’d expect to find in Pokemon and it’s hilarious.
If you let him, he’ll get himself a pet hawk or something else that he thinks is badass, and while he genuinely tries his best, he does sometimes need help looking after it.
Struts about everywhere. No exceptions.