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Send "You let me think you were dead!" to shove receiver muse in the chest only to discover receiver was injured under their clothing.
Romance meme (collection of quotes)
"I truly, deeply love you."
“In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”
“You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.”
“You are sunlight through a window, which I stand in, warmed. My darling.”
“You and I, it’s as though we have been taught to kiss in heaven and sent down to earth together, to see if we know what we were taught.”
“I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and completely truthful you make my body forget it has knees at all.”
“You might not have been my first love, but you were the love that made all the other loves irrelevant.”
“Love starts as a feeling, but to continue is a choice. And I find myself choosing you, more and more every day.”
“I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.”
“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”
“I look at you and I would rather look at you than all the portraits in the world...”
"Why, darling, I don’t live at all when I’m not with you.”
“You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me.”
“You are the friend to whom my soul is attached as to its better half. You are dearer to me than language has the power of telling.”
“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.”
“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”
“You don’t love because, you love despite; not for the virtues, but despite the faults.”
“I don’t ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember. Somewhere inside me there’ll always be the person I am tonight.”
“I like myself better when I’m with you.”
“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”
“I thought an hour ago that I loved you more than any woman has ever loved a man, but a half hour after that I knew that what I felt before was nothing compared to what I felt then. But ten minutes after that, I understood that my previous love was a puddle compared to the high seas before a storm.”
“You are the friend to whom my soul is attached as to its better half. You are dearer to me than language has the power of telling.”
“Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.”
“You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”
“Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.”
“There are darknesses in life, and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights.”
In honor of the eclipse this weekend, have some werewolf memes! As always, feel free to adjust pronouns or phrasing as needed. -Xo
Excuse you, I do not get fleas.
Tell me 'good boy/girl/wolf' one more time. Do it. See what happens.
Oh no, the eclipse...isn't good. It won't prevent a shift, it will just feel wrong. Like, really wrong.
Who me? I'm fine. Dandy. Just need to get home before the moon is fully up, though.
You're going to mouth off like that? Are you trying to put in your place?
We can't all be an alpha you know.
Dude, calm the fuck down. Your eyes are glowing.
Do you mind putting the fangs away? I'm not looking for a fight.
You try being forced to shift every month and see how much you like it...
The bite is a gift, it's not just something you go handing out willy nilly to any meathead that wants it.
Did I say I wanted this? I was born into it.
Call me Moon-Moon and I will bite you in the butt. Don't push me.
I'm not trying to get kicked out of the pack, don't be stupid.
Oh I absolutely heard you. You breathe harder than steam engine, it's cacophonous.
There is no need to douse yourself in cologne around me. It's overly strong as is.
Why is there so much steak in your fridge?
I lost my clothes in the woods. What else is new?
How do you lose anything with a nose like yours?
It's so difficult to hold back, appear normal. But what are you going to do?
What do you mean it's common knowledge there's a pack here?
I'm sorry- maybe I'm not following, I'm now a what?!
Family Planning || Pregnancy meme pt. 1
Hey lovely nonny! I honestly have no idea what vibe you're looking for so there are fluffy and angsty options here, and obviously a lot of practical, real life stuff. I will be doing a part 2 & 3 for further along/birth, and a baby rearing soon!
TW: abortion, miscarriage, trying to conceive, vomit, blood
"How would you feel if we stopped using protection?"
"Why haven't you been taking your birth control?"
"What would your response be if I said I wanted a baby?"
"I don't want to try for a baby, necessarily. But if it happens eventually...I would be okay with that."
"Are you feeling okay? You just got pale as a sheet."
"I officially never want Thai food again. I've been sick for two days straight."
"I have to ask you to not wear that scent around me. I don't know why it's bothering me but it is."
"How can you be late? You just got home from work."
"There's options you know, if you're not ready. We don't have to do this right now."
"I feel like I should be happy about having a baby but really I just feel... numb."
"Don't get too excited just yet. My mom had a lot of miscarriages..."
"It could be stress. Or you know, it could be pregnancy. I generally have the timing of a well-wound clock."
"Hey, so...were you going to tell me you needed to buy a pregnancy test, or was I supposed to just find the box in the bathroom?"
"Is the test in the bathroom yours?"
"I'm sure. Babe, I took all three pregnancy tests at once. Do you need to see the box that says '99% accurate'?"
"No. It's just a big, fat negative sign. No baby."
"We weren't even trying. It's fine. We have all the time in the world to have a baby."
"What am I even looking- is this a positive? Are you pregnant?"
"I take it back. I don't want to be pregnant. If I get sick one more time I'm going to scream."
"I'm sorry, you want to put that wand where?"
"Holy crap, that little tadpole is our baby?"
"So the pregnancy glow thing isn't a myth, you look amazing."
"When was someone going to mention nosebleeds are a pregnancy thing?"
"When did you go want to tell your parents?"
"I don't want to tell anyone until I'm further along, until it's more...certain."
"I miss caffeine already."
"No, I can't eat lunch meat. It's not safe."
"You don't need to hold my hair back. Puking is embarrassing enough."
"A name list? Already? We just found out!"
"How does adding a baby to insurance even work?"
"I don't know if this is spotting, or more worrisome, but I want to go get an ultrasound."
Sticks and Stones || Injury meme
"Whoa, whoa! Liquor does not help wounds!"
"I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from blood belongs on the inside of your body."
"It's a head wound. They bleed easily. I'm fine."
"Do you think they want their bullet back? You know, once you're done digging it out of my ass, of course."
"What do you mean you don't have a first aid kit? What kind of moron doesn't keep a first aid kit?!"
"Touch it, and I cannot pretend to be in control of what happens. 12/10 pain."
"Oh. Shit. I am bleeding..."
"So are you going to tell me where you got the shiner, or did a door punch you again?"
"No, dying is illegal. Not allowed to die."
"Hey, you should not sit up just yet. We have no idea what's damaged."
"Superhero landing? Really? Of course you were going to shatter your knee, genius!"
"No, no going to sleep. You might be concussed."
"Huh, didn't know my arm could do that..."
"This? Pishaw. Just needs a bandaid."
"Hmm, yeah. Uh, that definitely needs stitches."
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I tried to keep the relationship and scenarios ambiguous. As always, feel free to change to suit your muses as needed.- Xo ❤❤❤
Tension’s running high
“And I can trust you?”
“What was that- that you just did? What did you do that for?”
“You’ve proven your word doesn’t actually mean anything.”
“Some things don’t get fixed...”
“You do know I’m not an idiot, right?”
“Talk to me like I’m a moron one more time, and you’re going to regret it.”
“You really don’t know how to just keep your mouth shut, do you?”
“This is not how I wanted to spend my afternoon.”
“If you tried- really, really hard, I bet you could stop being stupid. For like five minutes.”
“I feel like you climbed the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down...”
“What possessed you to think I would be interested?”
“Gee, thanks. I’ll remember that the next time I want to take shitty advice.”
“Are you really this stupid, or are you just that skilled at trying to look like one?”
“If I wished to deal with whining all day, I’d have chosen to be a parent.”
“Spoiler alert: I don’t give a crap.”
“Tell it to someone who cares.”
“...I do believe that’s the crappiest idea we’ve heard yet.”
“I’m sorry, I fell asleep. Your droning will do that. Don’t bother repeating yourself.”
“Ladies and gentleman, may I present: the Darwin Award. Congratulations, you numbskull!”
“Maybe if you had just listened to me, we wouldn’t even be in this mess.”
Random Sentence Starters
"I don't know how anyone looks at feet and finds them hot."
"You know that I'm not a child, right?"
"I'm sorry, was I supposed to care? Oops."
"Shiny! I want to eat it."
"No. Absolutely not "
"Will we ever live in a society that doesn't need the most obvious of warning labels?"
"There is nothing in life that super glue and or duct tape can't fix. Nothing."
"Um, I have a very legitimate fear of AIs thank you very much! Clearly you never watched Smart House."
"Time to make my offering to the mental breakdown gods- I have scissors, box bleach and dye, and junk food."
"I'm less of the fun aunt/uncle/insert here and more the...if they get in trouble, you were warned not to leave your child with me type."
"I need paper clips, jelly beans, and a razor. No, you do not get to ask why!"
"Is there a sound more annoying than a dog licking itself incessantly? Because right now I'm at a loss for one."
"Let's see...I've spent the last three days only listening to a playlist of the top hits from when I was a freshman in highschool. Does that give you an accurate assessment of my current mental state?"
"Yellow is such a hideous color."
"It's a 'lay down on the floor and wait for the end of time' day."
"I want that marathon your favorite movie series in one day kind of relationship...and then I remember I like not answering to other people."
"No. Not happening."
"What's wrong with your face?"
"Don't make me laugh."
"Smart Car? More like Idiot Box."