#askskrall

[kingoftheravensarchive]

[lays head in your lap] Happy Yule, douche.

    Happy Yule, asshole.

[kingoftheravensarchive]

Would you like it if I got on my knees for you?

    “Mmm… maybe. Only if you plan on suckin’ somethin’ and are not just kneeling to kneel.”

[kingoftheravensarchive]

Red String of Fate (because i love your writing and want all of it)

Our muses are destined to only fall in love with each other when they are drunk

"And so then I said... Wait for it... Wait for it... NOPE!"

Okay, so, a lot of things are funnier when one was drunk, right? Typically, yes, and this event was no exception to that statement. It was 3 AM on a Saturday and Loki was piss drunk, snuggled up to a man he'd only met that day who ironically had the same name as his brother, but "is definitely not my brotheeeer." The Thor in question, was not his brother. Actually, he didn't even look like him, definitely didn't act like him. Currently, his arm was over Loki's shoulder, a beer bottle in his hand with the label ripped off. He'd just been telling a rather ridiculous story that normally wouldn't be funny but had Loki laughing until tears pricked his eyes.

"What... What did she say in reply?" Which more or less came out as "whut di'she saaaay?"

"She said 'fuck you aaand your stupid beard' and I said 'yur juss jealous 'cause your beard will never be as full as mine'."

The pair laughed at that and it wasn't until the silence finally broke through that they looked at each other and pressed their lips together in a rather sloppy kiss.

"You are perfect," Thor slurred with a crooked grin once their kiss was broken.

Loki preened softly and held his head high. "I know~."

And he did know. Nobody had to remind him of that.

But they should. Reminders were nice, especially coming from a man who was drunk and devilishly sexy.

[skjoldogsverd]

BAM. MAGIC FUCKING THOR, YOU'VE GOT A DICK. *magic powers*

"You're a child."

[lordsigynofvanaheim]

Askskrall has found you

Sigyn made careful notes for each of his students as he watched them. Every once in awhile instructing them how to move and when to. He sighed as he walked back to his seat and gave the person sitting next to him a smile. "My apologies, I don't have the time to reevaluate them. What can I do for you?"

[nucleardoctorarchive]

[thor is very drunk at this point just fyi] ⁈

Bruce tilted his head, jumping at the sudden contact from the bigger man sitting beside him. “Can I help you, Thor?”

[fortunefavorsthebravedude-blog]

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thisworldalone

askskrall

hope-and-fire

clintbetterfromadistancebarton

It was a rare day off for Newt. He was primarily a workaholic and actually enjoyed being busy with data and experiments and whatnot. But try as he might, the body could only go so hard and eventually, even he needed a break.

He'd gone to a bar that night. He could have stayed at home, but there were people in bars. And as much as he thought everyone was dumb compared to him (and that infuriated him sometimes), he inexplicably liked to be around them. He thrived off being around other people, even if he wasn't necessarily talking to him (although her certainly did his fair share of that anyway).

"So what's your deal?" he said to the person up at the bar next to him.

[tasergungoddess]

✦- Darcy was attacked and Thor saved her. How does Darcy react?

"You know, I could have handled it." Darcy wouldn’t look at him, instead tugging her sleeve down over the beginnings of the bruise forming on her wrist from where the bad-choice-of-the-night had gotten too ballsy for his own good.  "I had my taser and everything."

But that was a lie. She’d frozen, like she always did. Why did she always seize up?

Taking a breath, she shook her head. “I’m lying worth shit right now. Thanks for the help, man. I think next time I’m just going to stay home with a bottle of tequila.”