#askthesage

[sagechan]

Owari no seraph

i still hate you for making me watch this i am still in pain

fav male: my bab yuichiro fav female: shinoa least fav: fuckin ferid why the fuck is he allowed near children he just kills people and creeps on them fuck him with a cactus who resembles me: yoichi bc i don’t know what the hell is going on half the time and im just there like what the fuck? who the fuck? why the fuck? most attractive: MIKAELA HYAKUYA HE SO PRETTY three more favs: guren, crowley, shiho

GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

Fav male:

Fav female:

✖ least favorite:

✔ who resembles me:

most attractive:

three more characters that i like:

[sagechan]

Naruto

ew who actually watches this tho??

fav male: my sunshine savior nardo i guess hahahaHAHAHA HE IS BAE HAHAHAHAHA fav female: kaguya cuz she fuckin got shit done least fav: lee only because in the video games he’s literally impossible to beat, i have played as fuckin madara and pain and itachi and tailed-beast mode naruto and no one can touch that kid he’s like a demon from hell, loved him in the show for sure, but god damn him in the game who resembles me: sasuke because we both want to destroy our village most attractive: orochimaru fight me if you disagree, you see those hips? they don’t fckin lie three more favs: minato, itachi, pein

GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

Fav male:

Fav female:

✖ least favorite:

✔ who resembles me:

most attractive:

three more characters that i like:

[sagechan]

For the meme, hunter x hunter?

ROBIN I HATE YOU OF COURSE YOU’D START WITH THAT ok motherfuckers here we go: fav male: KILLUA OBVS, fav female: torn between machi/paku from the troupe, least fav: FCUKIN ILLUMI, who resembles me: leorio???? for best dad??? also dark hair and glasses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), most attractive: hisoka OBVIOUSLY, three other favs: my literal son kurapika, meruem, and ikalgo probz

GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

Fav male:


Fav female:


✖ least favorite:


✔ who resembles me:


most attractive:


three more characters that i like:

[sagechan]

This is the tumblr bear hug ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃. Pass this to 15 of your favorite tumblrs to let them know that you love them (◕‿◕✿)

AWWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET BAB, ILYSM I WILL BEAR HUG YOU ANY DAY MY LIL CUTIE PATOOT

[sagechan]

Hi hi~ once you get this, reply with ten things that make you happy, then send it to the last ten people in your activity

ahahHa HAhahHaha i think i just did one of these but oh well let’s do ten things this time :)

1. killua zoldyck

2. killua zoldyck

3. killua zoldyck

4. killua zoldyck

5. killua zoldyck

6. killua zoldyck

7. killua zoldyck

8. killua zoldyck

9. killua zoldyck

10. motherfucking killua fucking zoldyck being fucking happy and at peace with the fuckin world

[sagechan]

When you get this, state five things that make you happy and then send this to the last 10 people that liked/reblogged stuff from you :)

yikes this was 5ever ago but  finally have some time sooooooo in no particular order…..

1. shia labeouf

2. unripe fruit

3. “SCHWING”

4. lewd humor at the expense of old people being shocked by your potty mouth

5. idk birds are pretty great

[sagechan]

good sir i heard you have a novel

hahahahahahahahahahahayoumeanthatpieceofshithahahahaha

[sagechan]

Fake Taxi is actually a particular porn series.

i’m in fucking awe right now holy shit