#depository of junk...i mean...your asks

[sagechan]

This is a tumblr cummie ❤️ that means you make someone really squishy! uwu（≧ω≦）send this to 10 daddies that make you squishy ishie and don't break that chain! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ ~This message was given to us by the Illuminati~

robin-goodfellow I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF THIS WAS YOU LMAO

[sagechan]

Naruto

ew who actually watches this tho??

fav male: my sunshine savior nardo i guess hahahaHAHAHA HE IS BAE HAHAHAHAHA fav female: kaguya cuz she fuckin got shit done least fav: lee only because in the video games he’s literally impossible to beat, i have played as fuckin madara and pain and itachi and tailed-beast mode naruto and no one can touch that kid he’s like a demon from hell, loved him in the show for sure, but god damn him in the game who resembles me: sasuke because we both want to destroy our village most attractive: orochimaru fight me if you disagree, you see those hips? they don’t fckin lie three more favs: minato, itachi, pein

GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

Fav male:

Fav female:

✖ least favorite:

✔ who resembles me:

most attractive:

three more characters that i like:

[sagechan]

This is the tumblr bear hug ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃. Pass this to 15 of your favorite tumblrs to let them know that you love them (◕‿◕✿)

AWWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET BAB, ILYSM I WILL BEAR HUG YOU ANY DAY MY LIL CUTIE PATOOT

[sagechan]

Hi hi~ once you get this, reply with ten things that make you happy, then send it to the last ten people in your activity

ahahHa HAhahHaha i think i just did one of these but oh well let’s do ten things this time :)

1. killua zoldyck

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10. motherfucking killua fucking zoldyck being fucking happy and at peace with the fuckin world

[sagechan]

When you get this, state five things that make you happy and then send this to the last 10 people that liked/reblogged stuff from you :)

yikes this was 5ever ago but  finally have some time sooooooo in no particular order…..

1. shia labeouf

2. unripe fruit

3. “SCHWING”

4. lewd humor at the expense of old people being shocked by your potty mouth

5. idk birds are pretty great

[sagechan]

Fake Taxi is actually a particular porn series.

i’m in fucking awe right now holy shit

[sagechan]

my cat is laying literally on my face and i can barely see anything and i dont really know what the numbers on the ask thing are so im just going to choose random ones, 5 14 22 36 54

wow I’m absolute shit for not answering these until now [I FUCKING BLAME YOU UNENDING WATERFALL OF HOMEWORK] but oh well `\_(ツ)_/`

ok here goes

5. URL meaning?

lmoa idk bruh i came up with it like a year ago when i joined this shitty website and i havent been able to leave its grasp since. i like it though, but sometimes i think about dropping the “halfblood” part. i think it had something to do with sages (naruto) and halfbloods (percy jackson) just because those happened to be what i was preoccupied with at the time oops

14. smoke cigarettes?

lol ew

22. tried to commit suicide?

no. two years ago i was close. but i’m away from that place now.

36. job you wanted as a kid?

hahaha what do you mean as a kid? i still want them now :P writer/artist/explorer/actor/world-traveler/pirate (i’m legitimately serious i wanted to be a pirate)

54. tattoos/no tats?

listen if yu want to get art on your body fuckin do it that’s rad as hell. i don’t want any on me (yet, cuz who knows), and i just don’t like inappropriate/immature things. but other than that, your body is your canvas

thanks for the questions boo, you’re mathematical ;u;

[sagechan]

*gently licks mutuals* thank you

mmmm yesssss the feel of my mutuals licking me is what i live for. your saliva makes me stronger