#asktheseven

[abbyisanerd]

To: The 7 and Nico

If you could change who your parent was, who would you pick?

Percy: Even though she hates me, I'd have to say Athena

Annabeth: I've gotta say Poseidon, he seems cool.

Hazel: Either Apollo or Poseidon

Leo: Poseidon for sure

Frank: Since I thought he was my dad, then Apollo, but other than that, Poseidon

Jason: Definitely Poseidon

Piper: Either Hades or Poseidon

Nico: Poseidon or Nike

Poseidon: Take that brother, your own son prefers me over you

Zeus: At least mother Rhea likes me more

Rhea: Actually I prefer Hades

Hades: Take that losers

[ask-percy-and-friends]

Hey

So this is our first post! So I guess that all I want to say is that we love getting questions so Jason helped me make this and bam! We have a tumblr-Percy If you could ask us anything and tell us who it's for (it could be for more than one of us) that'll be super nice-Hazel And if your blogs cool we'll follow you,especially if you ask a lot-Annabeth

[shieldagentwidow]

[asktheseven]

Are the rumours true about Blake pairing up with Jenna and Avon with Cally? How did you and Gan feel about that, Villa?

Cally: Rumours? What rumours?Exit VilaJenna: I haven't heard anything about this. Zen? Have the crew of the Liberator featured in any public broadcast news reports recently? Zen: THERE ARE OVER TEN THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ONE...Jenna: Narrow your search parameters to include reports about... romantic entanglements.Zen: NEGATIVE RESULTS RETURNED. THERE IS HOWEVER SIGNIFICANT SPECULATIVE CONTENT DISTRIBUTED VIA SOCIAL MEDIA IN RELATION TO THE PRACTISES OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE BETWEEN...Blake: storming in Right, we've got ten minutes to make our preparations for the mission. Cally, I want you paired up with Jenna. Vila, I want you scouting...Jenna: ...oh, is that what was meant?Cally: There is a double meaning of 'paired up'?Jenna: ...how embarrassing.Gan: miserably For who, exactly?!

[asktheseven]

If you had the chance to eat your dream meal, what would it be? You can pick a few courses if you like!

Servalan: Oh, I don't eat. Not often, there's not much time when one is in my position. Though I will say that the elegance of one's dining location is proportional to the quality of the meal. A fine champagne tasted to the view of the rings of Saturn can be an exquisite experience.

Vila: I heard that there was this tradition, in a strange place on Earth. They would eat tiny food that was all laid out on a naked lady. She was the table! You'd eat your food off the lady because her body heat kept it warm, or something, and only the finest gentlemen could afford it. It's true! Although I can't help but wonder... wouldn't she get cold?!

Travis: (snarling) Blake's heaarrrttt!!!!

Cally: moondisc smoothie

[asktheseven]

Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeeeero?

Avon: (with distaste) And it begins. Jenna: Not even bothering to feign surprise at Blake accruing a following? For all your declarations of his incompetence...Avon: That would be to feign surprise that there are indeed fools in the universe.Jenna: Something which you have known a long while, no doubt.

...this is bothering you.Avon: I have no stomach for idols. They are, by their very nature, false. Jenna: Blake as an idol, it bothers you.Avon: But not you.Jenna: I never considered it so emotively. It's tactical and inevitable, and people have better intuition than you credit them for, Avon.Avon: Do they?