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19 🌹 Pan | Perth  lets fuck shit up

[theavengers]

Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of ‘Men in Black’

[talkgentlytome]

[bynike]

[dobladim]

[tanricaimera]

[transfemininomenon]

the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story

what a fantastic fucking movie

[transfemininomenon]

also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? “im out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his hands” “i bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retire”

that is the Exact shit that people come up with for dnd characters

[transfemininomenon]

DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps

Westley: do I know anything about this area? Any danger?

DM: roll a history check

Westley: 15

DM: you know of rumors of giant rats in the swamps, as well as quick sand

Westley: what do I know about the giant rats?

DM: roll nature

Westley: [nat 1] …… rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist

DM: hey what’s your passive perception-

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows

[spiritofsalem-deactivated201511]

[tendernessandhysteria]

this is the cutest shit i’ve ever seen

[factly]

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[someguycalledras-deactivated201]

[hamburber]

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

[partybots-archive-deactivated20]

#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win#oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)

[biipolarpriincess]

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.

[looking-for-a--lifeline]

[demigodgooglesearches]

how to tell a god to fuck themselves without them smiting you

[michaelmxll-moving-blog]

dbdjjd ok so i hate being That Person but i had to anyway i returned from the beach like two hours ago so i was sitting in the sand, wanting some water to wet my legs yknow?? cause its pleasant but nothing came to me so i jokingly go like “oh well fuck you too poseidon i dont want your water anyway” and i stand up to grab a plastic cup (a kid likes their cola) and a fucking wave hits me it reached until a bit above my mid-thigh and just

fuck you, poseidon

[demigodgooglesearches]

reblog with your godly experience i once told zeus to fuck off and lightning struck the field next to us i have two witnesses and i convinced my christian mother greek gods are real

[demigodgooglesearches]

also im convinced @the-ghosty-king is a son of zeus every time hes sad it storms out

[hamonnose-deactivated20241218]

My little sister asked me why birds sing so early in the morning and i told her it was because Apollo plays music when he pulls the sun into the sky and the birds are singing along. the day after I told her that, she asks if we can sing a song as we walk to school every morning. Of course I say yes and now we do (she usually picks the song so usually it’s like stronger than you from steven universe or the miraculous ladybug theme song). When i asked her why she said “cus i want to sing with the sun man too” so like… I hope Apollo enjoys my 6yo sister and I serenading him every week day???

[juan-ortez]

Reblog this again for this ^

[m0miichi-deactivated20181203]

I WAS AT A TRUCK STOP AT LIKE MIDNIGHT READING THE DIONYSUS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE AND I WAS LIKE MAN IM BORED DIONYSUS SEEMS LIKE A GUY WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

AND THEN THIS DRUNK GUY COMES TUMBLING OUT OF THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND BARFS ON ANOTHER LADY’S CAR

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IT WAS HILARIOUS THANKS DIONYSUS

[tiredtranstoby]

@verypatientmanatee

[medusa-must-live]

This is my new favorite post in the whole internet, thank you very much.

Also: don’t fuck with Poseidon, this guy just can’t stand rudeness

[redwavelove]

the 3 t's:

traveling, tattoos, & titties

[shwnty]

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

Hannah Snowdon