#askunfortunatefortunes

[askadragonite]

“N-N-NOOOOoooo!

How am I supposed to strike fear into the world with this asymmetrical maw!?!?!”

[askeon]

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[askadragonite]

“Perhaps the discord between dragon and mon is not as strained as I once thought, if they are so open to share mouth to mouth exchanges like this...

[askmareep]

Dave> You all ask a lot of big questions... I already forgot some of them, meep. S-sorry. If you want to know more about how things work around here maybe try asking one of the Wolves or Dolly? 

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[askmaz]

you’ve got a friend in me

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[tamrielsfinest]

Dar’mhed >> “Does this one not know how Khajiit work? We come in many shapes. It’s the moons at work.

But, we are half brothers. We have the same mother.”

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[askbookwormflareon]

⟲ FOR SHALE!!!!

My first thought when I saw her fidgeting there at the doorstep was that she had brought someone home. Was she just going to sit there at the door forever..? I glanced over at my husband sitting next to me on the table, downing yet another cup of coffee.

I'll have to remind Honey not to buy so much coffee for him...

"Mom, Dad,"

We both looked up.

"There's someone I want you to meet..."

"Oh that's great dear, what's his name?"

"Rory."

"...or her name."

Honey fidgeted a bit more before resting a paw on the door handle. "Um, why don't you just see for yourself?"

She opened the door.

...Uxie.

Uxie was at the door, that could only mean-

"Mom, Dad, I'm Uxie's patron."

My heart sank.

[askshinydeerling]

Cailean: And you don’t have to speak so loudly...