Fuck it incorrect quotes time since I have no requests and/or ideas!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes:
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Satan : Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Leviathan : Heck.
Satan : You're on thin fucking ice.
Satan : Oh no-
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Barbatos : Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Mc : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Leviathan : Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Mc : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Simeon: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Mc : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Satan: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Satan: cuLt leader.
Satan: God hates me personally.
Satan: cowBoy hat.
Satan: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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Belphegor: What? I'm not aggressive!
Luke: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Belphegor: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Barbatos : What do rainbows mean to you?
Asmodeus : Gay rights.
Mammon : There's money.
Simeon : The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Satan : It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
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Mammon: I’m quick at math.
Belphegor: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Mammon: 24.
Belphegor: That wasn’t even close.
Mammon: But it was quick.
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Diavolo : Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Mc : Why start now?
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Lucifer: Why are your tongues purple?
Asmodeus : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Solomon : I had a red one.
Lucifer: oh.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: OH.
Luke:
Luke: You drank eachothers slushies?
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Leviathan : Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Leviathan : But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”. Ugh.
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*DISCLAIMER ~ I used a generator for this and posted the best/most accurate/?funniest? ones.*
Thanks for reading, I might make more but idk.
