Leviathan: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, I'll wait
MC: You and me! ♥
Leviathan, tearing up: o-okay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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occasionally subtle

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER

#extradirty

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Leviathan: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, I'll wait
MC: You and me! ♥
Leviathan, tearing up: o-okay
Mammon: Don't do that.
MC: Huh?
Mammon: You think that whenever you say "please? for me?" that i'll do whatever ya want. Well, its not going to work this time!
MC: Pleeeaase? for me~? ♥
Mammon: ...damn it, fine
Leviathan, sighing: No one really loves me
MC: Are you sure?
Leviathan: yeah
MC, aggressively pointing at themselves: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT??
MC: When I see french fries, I get reminded of you
Satan: Tall, blonde, and gorgeous?
MC: Salty as fuck
MC: Hey, Simeon! Want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Simeon: Sure!
MC: lays down card Alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Simeon: MC, those aren't even tarot cards, they're pictures of me..
Barbatos: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?
MC: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Diavolo couldn't see so I shouted, "Diavolo, deer!"
Diavolo:
Barbatos: And are you going to tell me what your response was?
Diavolo:
Diavolo: "Yes, Honey?"
MC: GOD I HATE YOU, i hate you with your stupid soft hair, and your horrible dreamy eyes!
Simeon: Uhh, what?
Luke: whispering to Solomon What's happening?
Solomon: MC is trying to accept the fact that they're in love with Simeon
Lucifer: What's my name saved in your phone as?
MC, desperately trying to change it from "Daddy": Uhh, 666-666-6661?
Lucifer, disappointed: But that's my phone number..
MC: nervously laughs yep!
Leviathan, in the distance: horton hears a bitch ass liar
Leviathan: spins around in chair ominously I've been expecting y-
Leviathan: chair continues to spin shit
Leviathan: tries to stop spinning shit!
Leviathan: tries to grab at lamp or table to stop spinning sHIT
Leviathan: falls out of chair SHIT
MC: Can I say something?
Mammon: Sure.
MC: Your smile is the prettiest I've ever seen!
Mammon: Can I say something as well?
MC: Go ahead!
Mammon: This smile only exists when I'm with you.
Leviathan:
Leviathan: I think I'm gonna throw up what the fuck
Diluc: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Kaeya: Bold of you to assume I was held
Satan: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.
Leviathan: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.
Satan: …Out of anger.
Asmodeus: There are eight wonders of the world.
Satan: Uh, no. There are 7..
Asmodeus: No. Eight.
Asmodeus: Have you SEEN my ass in these jeans?
MC: I'm having a baby
Luke: Oh, okay that's gr—
MC, slamming down adoption papers: It's you, sign here.
Leviathan: beats mc in thumb wrestling get rekt noob
MC: Your thumb may be stronger than my thumb, HOWEVER…
Leviathan: …
MC: My tongue is probably stronger than yours, wanna find out? ;)
Leviathan: w H e e Z i N G
Mammon gets lost in the crowd
Lucifer: Don't panic guys I know what to do
Lucifer: MC, I love you
Mammon: merges from hell with an axe STAY IN YOUR LANE BITCH
Lucifer: There he is
Mammon: Ya wanna bang?
MC:
Mammon: ..Hang! I meant Hang!
Mammon: Stupid autocorrect
MC: This is a verbal conversation, Mammon