#asoue characters

[aseriesofhyperfixation]

Send me the name of an ASOUE character (Or pairings of ASOUE characters) and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon that I have about them 

[mushi-and-junior]

asoue characters: Lemony Snicket

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

[theneighbourofthebeast]

ASOUE characters - Count Olaf

“ You should have given up a long time ago, orphans. I triumphed the moment you lost your family.”

[timetovolunteer]

Fiona Widdershins

~ Alt-J, Arrival in Nara

[aseriesofhyperfixation]

Hi!!!! To the Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender: are you aware,,,,,,,,that you're my second favourite character?????

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender: Well, subconsciously I’m aware that favoritism plagues us all in our day to day lives. It’s part of the monotony that we’re trapped in as a human race, the decision for favorites and second and third and a million other places of favoritesHenchperson of Indeterminate Gender: That said, you telling me I’m your second favorite makes me very happy and I appreciate that greatly.

[aseriesofhyperfixation]

To Klaus Baudelaire: Hi! I wanna let you know that A Friend of Mine adores you alot for Your Nerdy Personality and Pleasant Looks..You always manage to make her day shine a little brighter! She wishes She could give you a Hug because She feels like you deserve one after everything you've been through ❤

Klaus: Well that’s absolutely wonderful! I wouldn’t necessarily say I have the most pleasant of looks, but I do certainly have a nerdy personality and it does take me feel very good to hear that your friend appreciates it. And I do quite like that she wants to give me a hug.Klaus: Unfortunately, I’m not quite sure that there’s a way to give hugs over the internet at this time, but I’ll have Violet start looking into an invention to allow that immediately. Klaus: In the meantime, may I suggest to your friend a few poems to read? Three poems by Dr. Antony Theodore (I’ve been studying him lately for one of my classes). Tell her to try reading I Have Roses For You My Friend, Just Want To Send You A Hug, and God Of The Lonely Hearts. Since we cannot hug, I believe these poems properly encapsulate the feeling of a hug (or general affection) among two people who are not able to do so. 

[aseriesofhyperfixation]

Hi! I wanted to ask "The Plastics" a question. Did you guys ever really feel like a real family? Or just like people stuck together?

Count Olaf: Family isn’t really my thing. I’m a well established, edgy, lonerEsme: Don’t listen to him. There was a time when we were a functioning family. He just had to ruin it, because he’s the most OUT person there isOlaf: Would you stop blathering about what’s in and what’s out? Nobody gives a damn!Carmelita: Don’t listen to Countie. He doesn’t understand because he’s out, and I’m the innest of all because I’m so adorable! 

[mushi-and-junior]

asoue characters: Isadora Quagmire (requested by anonymous)

Don't worry, Baudelaires. Don't feel disgrace. The Quagmire triplets are on the case.