#assault?

[asktheheirofslytherin]

I cannot attend work today as I have to kick a baby. I will give you 26 lightbulbs (approx), a stereo and a thick rope.

Have a lovely day Mr Mort.

Is this slang for giving birth? Or terminating an unwanted pregnancy? I cannot imagine it would take an entire day to simply approach a child on the sidewalk and punt it. On the other hand, one day off of work is not enough time in the slightest for any of the previously mentioned scenarios.

I do not want any of these gifts, what would I do with some muggle technology, a radio that is not aesthetically pleasing in any way, and - ah, I will take the rope.

Mr...Mort? You know what. I am not even going to ask.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Accosted by a scary man outside luckily hotel room door was 10 feet away

[determinedcreature]

So... This happened while flying too and from my brother’s wedding.

It's a product of what happens when there's a nude scanner anomaly no matter what you do. I have both breasts and bits so either one or the other shows up on the scan as sketchy and the TSA agents are required to give you a pat down (no matter how many times you tell them you’re trans). On the way in, they patted down my breasts, on my way back, it was my bits... It deeply sucks and could be solved with a simple software fix.

[annabananaxxx]

WHO DID WHAT??

[mushroomjelifish]

They better be doing more than fucking “considering” oh my god.

[thesunbest]

Sir Michael Stoute Aiming Both Crystal Ocean And Poet’s Word At King George In Two-pronged Assault SIR MICHAEL STOUTE is to launch a dual assault on the King George VI and Queen Elizabeth II Stakes with Royal Ascot winners Poet’s Word and Crystal Ocean. 

[sleeping--ute]

I was thinking lately about some things that happened to me in the past...I didn´t deal with it bc that stuff happened with my friends when everyone was drunk (including me) so I thought it was kinda my fault that I got too drunk... but now I know I felt kinda forced into some things but I couldn´t stop them. now I think it might have been some sort of sexual assault or something, and I hate to think about it in that way bc some of those ppl are my friends

ughhhh