#muggle items

[asktheheirofslytherin]

I cannot attend work today as I have to kick a baby. I will give you 26 lightbulbs (approx), a stereo and a thick rope.

Have a lovely day Mr Mort.

Is this slang for giving birth? Or terminating an unwanted pregnancy? I cannot imagine it would take an entire day to simply approach a child on the sidewalk and punt it. On the other hand, one day off of work is not enough time in the slightest for any of the previously mentioned scenarios.

I do not want any of these gifts, what would I do with some muggle technology, a radio that is not aesthetically pleasing in any way, and - ah, I will take the rope.

Mr...Mort? You know what. I am not even going to ask.

[jilyarchive]

Do you know of anything where James/marauders/Lily play scrabble? Or any games that are similar? Thanks

Jily Scrabble here we come:

Title: Twenty-Eight PointsAuthor: magnetic-poleRating: GGenre(s): Friendship, FluffChapters: 1 Word Count: 3,100Summary: James always believed that Scrabble was what won Lily’s heart.

Title: Rules of the GameAuthor: BookWorm77071Rating: K+Genre(s): Friendship, HumourChapters: 1 Word Count: 1,670Summary: In which Lily teaches James how to play Scrabble and claims it’s better than Quidditch. James doesn’t think so. K for slight language. Read and review! Criticism welcome.