#asscup

[hushhhushmyprince]

I refuse to believe asscup is anything other than an au with Hiccup with just a huge ass.

May I recommend this piece of art from @avannak?

[oseytorvan]

What I really like about Hiccup and Astrid's relationship is that they're both such nerds next to each other! In the media, you can see a lot of couples/bromances in which only one character is overly excited by some strange activity and drags another character along. Hiccup and Astrid don't have a clear division into a "keen nerd" and a "grumpy skeptic". 

You can easily imagine how Astrid forces Hiccup to participate in her strange new traditions for Snoggletog or insists on very tough sparring. You can also easily imagine how Hiccup persuades Astrid to try out another crazy invention with him, and Astrid has to cover his skinny ass while he is obsessed with the idea of taming another bloodthirsty fire-breathing killer. 

And yes, basically, it's a pair of leaders who hold all this harmony between Vikings and dragons. This does not prevent both of them from periodically being stupid and going on crazy adventures. Together or separately.

[spacenintendogs]

which one

hiccstrid

asscup

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

[waiting-for-nobody]

fic starter sentence: "Disbelievingly, she gazed down, up, and down at her hand again. It was trembling." (Vague, I know. But I'm curious to see what you make of it. ^^)

(Ahhh thank you for sending me something! I adore your stories 😄 I'm a little over 5 sentence but it's good snippet writing practice)

Disbelievingly, she gazed down, up, and down at her hand again. It was trembling.

He had done it; he had actually, honest to Freya, scared Astrid to her core.

Astrid breathed deeply and looked up again at the scene in front of her. The kitchen chairs were toppled over in a pool of sweet-smelling blood ('syrup,' she thought faintly) and Hiccup was sitting up now, an apologetic look on his face with his auburn hair caked in the dark substance. Hiccup was speaking but she couldn't understand him over the ringing in her ears.

A figure ran through the wide-open door and Astrid just barely managed not to jump. Snotlout laughed and punched the air in victory, "I won the bet!" He shouted.

Astrid growled and her world came into focus- that stupid bet. Oh, she was going to make Snot pay, and Hiccup for going along with his cousin's plan.

[plasmabluefire]

My late reaction to Hiccstrid as Parents

It’s kind of weird, but like, I had freaked out so much about the Hidden World and how awesome I thought it was around a year or so ago, but just last night at about 2 in the morning I was going through clips from the movie in my head (photo graphic memory, blessing and a curse) and I saw Hiccstrid with their two children and like....I just realized HOW FREAKING LIKE WOW it was that Hiccup-the dork we all know well and sweet bean we see in Race to The Edge and HTTYD2-and Astrid-the warrior who literally said at one point ‘no one is kissing me on the lips, ever’ and has such a free spirit-HAVE TWO KIDS!

I don’t know why but the shock and UwU’s and ‘Aww’s only came out a few nights ago, as before when I first saw the movie it was just a ‘detail’ that I didn’t really pay much attention to. Why was the reaction so late? I don’t know honestly speaking, but like WOW I had a whole hour long fangirl moment no joke.

[eliphantart]

A bunch of hiccstrid comin your way!!

[dragontatoes]

dean deblois, probably: immediately after the wedding, Hiccup threw away all of his maps and flying gear and Astrid threw away her prized axe, now they just enjoy themselves by sitting next to each other in their depressing, dragonless house

some of you for some reason: omg how they’ve grown ❤️❤️❤️ why can’t I find a relationsip like this 😩🙌💍💍💍

[whathappenedtomyweekend]

It’s Just A Spark Ch.1

Summary: She’d set her stove on fire. Again. While being only dressed in an oversized jumper, leggins and mismatched socks. Again. Also, it was 2 am. Again.

(Hiccstrid Modern Fireman AU)

(humour/romance; rated T)

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12754698/1/It-s-Just-A-Spark

“Oh nononono - shit - not again!”

Those were probably the most common words coming out of Astrid Hofferson’s mouth. Ever. Why? Oh, she set her stove on fire. Again. While being only dressed an oversized jumper, leggins and mismatched socks. Again. Also, it was 2 am. Again.

Cursing, the phone in one hand, already dialing 911, a wet towel in the other hand, she desperately tried to put out the fire. Her frantically screeching parrot digging her didn’t help much either.

“Stormfly, could you just - get - ugh - oh yes, hi, hi, it’s me again, my stove’s on fire, yes, I kno- what? Uh, the ... fifth time, I think ... okay ... yeah. Thanks. Thank you!”

Her wooden chopping board set on fire.

Gobber let out an exasperated sigh. He and Hiccup exchanged a quick glance and Hiccup shot him the look. “No.”

“Yes,” the older man confirmed, flashing his collegue a toothy grin.

Hiccup groaned, dragging his hands over his face.

“Don’t tell me it’s that time of the week again. I mean - come on, Gobber, you’re messing with me. Please be messing with me - tell me this is a joke and I will laugh and pretend it’s funny.”

Gobber grinned at his partner and just handed him his helmet while the younger man got up.

“What is this woman even doing? I mean, she should have figured out how this blasted thing works by the time of three months, but noo! She just has to set her stove on fire thrice a week!”

Gobber chuckled and watched his still ranting friend climb into his uniform.

“But you think she’s pretty.”

“I said, she’s pretty okay by the time the fire is out.”

“If I remember correctly, your correct words were, ‘Gobber, that girl is gorgeous but she can’t cook for shit’.”

Hiccup huffed. “Whatever. As long as she gets out of there in time and doesn’t forget to put her bird into its cage again-“

“Now, come on, don’t be so hard on her. You’d panic too if your stove would catch fire on a daily basis and threaten both you and Toothless.”

Hiccup’s head re-appeared out of his locker. “Yeah, but there’s a difference. Firstly, Toothless doesn’t have wings and secondly, I am a firefighter, Gobber! I don’t panic in a fire! That’s my job!”

Gobber laughed and leaned back in his seat, arms crossed behind his back. “Whatever you say, chief. Now go and save your lady in distress.”

“She’s in distress, my lady - not so much,” he deadpanned and stopped mid-action of putting his helmet on, noting Gobber still hadn’t moved from his spot.

“Wait, you’re not coming?”

The older man shrugged. “Somebody’s gotta keep an eye on Snot, who knew what might happen if he’s alone - also, I trust you with this and it’s no big deal. You can handle it.”

Taking notice of his friend’s scowl he chuckled and added, “Just think of this as your exam.”

The auburn-haired man in front of him sighed but mumbled, “Alright, see you later.”

Astrid really had tried not to panic. Really. But not panicking proved itself to be difficult when the old wet-cloth-on-fire trick didn’t work out as she’d hoped. Mainly because the fire had spread.

She heard someone open her front door. Footsteps hitting the floor.

“Why are you still not outside?” she heard the familiar voice of the firefighter yell.

Granted, it was the third time she saw him this week. Yet Astrid had never seen him this annoyed with her. But then again, it was 2 am.

“Miss Hofferson, please leave your apartment so can put this fire out and argue later about why we’ve seen each other more than I have seen my own father this week.”

Quickly the young woman grabbed her coat, parrot and fled the scene, all the while being angry at herself and her failed safety measures.

Five minutes later, an exhausted looking fireman stepped out of her apartment.

“You can come back in,” he mumbled and together they went back into her flat.

They stood in silence for a while until Astrid finally got out, “Thank you. And - I’m sorry this keeps happening, really.”

“What are you trying to do, I mean - how many times do I have to come in until you learn how to use your stove?”

“I’m really sorry,” she whispered, fiddling with her sleeves, “it’s just ... I had to start pulling night shifts and-“

“No, I ... listen, I should be sorry,” he interrupted her and took a step towards her, his face softer now. “This is my job and you’re just a bit,” he hesitated, then grinned lopsidedly. “inexperienced with the gas cooker.”

Astrid returned his smile almost involuntarily. This was the first time they really talked after one of these incidents. She found out his smile was infectious. She also realised that pretty much everything about his face was gorgeous.

Hiccup’s heart was beating up to his throat, so loud he wondered if she heard.

He had tried to push that feeling down and pretended to be exasperated anytime they received her call, but that act dropped pretty fast as soon as she looked at him.

Hiccup looked into her eyes and wondered if it was really possible for the sky to be caught in someone’s eyes. Looking at her made him remember that the only reason he hadn’t asked her out the first time he’d seen her had been because of the fire.

Then, he’d hoped to see her somewhere else, to pass her on the street maybe, or in a café, anywhere but at a place with a fire.

But then she called - again. And again.

And they had never seen each other outside her apartment.

After a while he finally realised all they had done in the past minute had been stare at each other, and he blushed, clearing his throat.

“I, uh, guess I should get going now,” he mumbled, quickly making his way out of the kitchen, already regretting he hadn’t said anything. “goodnight.” He felt like a coward.

Putting out fires regularily and facing death on a certain basis? No problem.

But asking out a woman he had a crush on? Impossible.

He’d just have to accept it. He’d never have the courage to ask her out, he would continue to put out her fires for the rest of his life. Or until she moved. Which would mean he would never see her again. Great. So much for a shared future.

Maybe he shouldn’t have let it come this far, just remain professional. That had turned out to be really, really hard. People shouldn’t be allowed to be this beautiful and funny and resilient - because, really, causing fires this regularily really said something for her reliability - and confusing.

Astrid panicked again the second he had turned around. This is stupid, she thought. I mean, look at him. He’d never. Oh, she had thought about giving her his number. She’d made up entire scenarios and conversation starters for just in case they met out on the street for heaven’s sake!

She could just ask him.

Or she could just let him leave. And wait until next time. Next time she set her kitchen on fire and would again be too scared to ask him. But what was she even scared of?

Rejection. Because he didn’t seem to be interested in her, like at all.

But he was leaving, almost out the door.

Astrid wasn’t really thinking.

But before she knew it she had already exclaimed, “Wait! Um, can I - do you ...”

“Can I have your number?” they both blurted out simultaneously.

They stopped.

Then a grin started blossoming on his face.

“I’ll give you mine if you give me yours.”

Astrid laughed.

And Hiccup couldn’t help but think it sounded like growing flowers on a balcony in the city somewhere.