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hiccstid
Hiccup: Are you mad?
Astrid: No
Hiccup: So sharpening an axe at 2am is just a hobby?
From the studio that brought you Hiccstrid hiking in cinque terre I present to you Hiccstird camping in Norway inspired by my camping escapade with my best bro and my trip to Norway to see my bestie.
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Hey Hiccup, what's Astrid's record for number of braids she's put in your hair at at time? (Does she keep score?)
"This is Astrid. Of course she keeps score. Let's see...I think the current record is...twelve? Yeah, twelve. I, I was asleep at the time, and she wanted to see how many she could braid before I woke up."
Hiccstrid: The seven stages of 🐓 shock
Hiccstrid wedding night
**Hiccup and Astrid kissing heavily, tearing at each others ceremonial wedding clothes.**
Astrid: **Straddles Hiccup on their bed** You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment.
Hiccup: **Joking** What? You've fantasised about us having sex for the first time?
Astrid: *dead serious** Yes.
Hiccup: W-what?
Astrid: Ever since I realised my feelings for you, I've imagined this moment, being atop of you, or you being atop of me. Visualising your face, whether it be flustered pleasure or lustfully hunger, with your eyes always being the same, filled with love as we finally join as one.
Hiccup: Astrid...
Astrid: And now, I don't have to imagine because I get to see it and feel it. **Reaches for his under garments but Hiccup grabs hed hands.** Hiccup?
Hiccup: **Nervous and avoiding eye contact** Astrid... I... I just don't want to disappoint you by my...
Astrid: Hiccup. I stood by your side for years because I love you, I married you because I love you. I don't care if its big or small, because your heart and mind is what won mine. **Leans down to Kiss Hiccup and trails kisses down his body until her face is level with his crotch.**
Hiccup: A-Astrid-!
Astrid: Shh. Relax, **Pulls down his underwear slowly** I want this. I want you. All of you. Big or sma- **Feels something thick hit the underside of her chin.**
STAGE 1: SHOCK
Astrid: **Wide eyes and jaw nearly touching the bed** H-Hiccup?! What the fuck?!
Hiccup: Gah! I knew it. It's too small.
Astrid: Hiccup, how in the ever living Hel is THAT small?!
STAGE 2: CONFUSION
Astrid: No, seriously, how have you hidden this?! How do you fucking walk with it?!
Hiccup: W-well, I- uh
Astrid: Wait. When we were making out that one time at the Edge and I said I felt something large poking me, you said it was the Dragon Eye... Was that your cock?!
Hiccup: I-I didn't want you to think I was a pervert.
STAGE 3: EVIDENCE GATHERING
Astrid: **Hesitantly wraps her hand around it**
Hiccup: Urf! A-Astrid...
Astrid: Freya- Hiccup, my fingers aren't touching. Its thicker than my axe handle. **Puts her forearm beside it** Its as long as my fucking arm...
STAGE 4: BARGAINING
Astrid: M-Maybe we should w-wait until I've gotten ready for this. Maybe if I talk to Valka, she may have some advice.
Hiccup: Why would we involve my mom?!
Astrid: Hiccup, I can only think of one man on Berk who'd have a cock just as big, and your mom fucked him. She'll know what to do.
Hiccup: I'd wish I had a small dick if it meant you didn't bring up my parents' sex life.
STAGE 5: ANXIETY
Astrid: Get it together, Girl. You're a Hofferson.
Hiccup: Pretty sure we just had a whole ceremony that changed you from a Hofferson to a Haddock.
Astrid: You've rode a dragon you just barely trained to fight a queen dragon. You’ve faced a screaming death without fear. You've trained a wild, hostile dragon while blind. You can do this! Then again, you done would you could to avoid being stabbed with claws, teeth and stingers, now you’re about to have THIS thing inside you.
STAGE 6: RESOLVE
Astrid: **Takes a deep breath and gains a look of determination that Hiccup fell in love with.** Okay. Let's do this.
STAGE 7: ACCEPTANCE
**Loud slapping noises and moans and groans coming from the Chief and Chieftess' home**
**Slap!Thwap!PlatPlatPlat!**
Astrid: **Bouncing on Hiccup’s cock** Oh, fuck yes! 💕💕💕
Hiccup: A-Astrid! *Barely keeping up with his thrusts**
Astrid: Oh, gawds! Its~ Tearing me apart! But I love it! I-Ah! Won't be able to- OH~♥️! W-walk after t-HISSSSS! GAWWW!
Hiccup: Astrid, you're so warm! NRG! And tight!
Astrid: No! Y-You're just- Ha~❤! Fucking BIG! Ha! Ah! AHHH~💕! E-even iF!-💕 I wanted t-to be unFAIthFUL- so fucking full~💓 n-no man w-would evER be able to FEEEEL MEEEE!♥️ HAAAA~💕! I'd- be too stretched OUT! By your massive FUCK meat!💕💓♥️
**Thwalp!Palp!Slap!**
HTTYD sketches cause i love em sm!! 🌟 The little pookies and Hiccstrid for your soul 💗
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