#asucash

[pucksherman]

text 📲 push

Puck: Bruh, you hear of any end of summer parties? If not, we should totally do it ourselves! This summer's been kind of a bummer on the party scene, you know?

Puck: Plus, it'd make the drinking I've been doing a lot less sad if it was at a party, js.

[aliciatriton]

text 💬 alish

Alicia: You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.

Alicia: Not that I wouldn't have HAPPILY eaten a Krabby Patty with you if it turned out they were real, but like... I think maybe it's time to watch a little less Spongebob.

[asuxsor]

Cash and Margo never stopped seeing each other! That's actually a rumor they started as a cover-up for the fact that they're filming their own reality web series that'll debut on Auratube next year!

What a fucking snooze. I know reality TV can make even the most boring of people seem interesting, but like... Troll Boy and the Bottle Blonde? I can’t imagine being able to watch @cashforrester and @margovasilovich for more than five minutes without falling asleep.

[racheladale]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Leander Ambrosius. You're welcome.

Awww, @leanderambrosius is a cutie cute! But if I was ever going to catch heart feels for someone in that friend group it would probably be my bowling buddy @cashforrester instead!

[margovasilovich]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- cash, leander, alicia

send me three names + a number…

Lose my virginity to: @cashforrester. Of all of these people, he’s the one I at least felt some romantic attraction to, so it makes sense. 

Take a Bullet For: @aliciatriton I guess? Lucy’s my friend, I’d try to help out her cousin.

Murder: @leanderambrosius? Not that I could since he’s magical and all. 

[pucksherman]

text 💬 push

Puck: DUDE I saw a Dragons Christmas special and got so excited for it but then I turned it on and realized it was that dumb Rescue Riders that they made for preschool. I mean, I'm all for the younger kids getting into the Dragons series and all that, but it's not what I was expecting so now I'm a little upset about it!

[hadleyforte]

One, Two, Three, Not Only You and Me by PolkaDot98 reviews 

Alicia feels left out when Cash and Leander start dating, but the boys find the perfect solution to their problem...

Rated: T - English - Romance/Fluff - Chapters: 1/1 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 0 - Favs: 0 - Follows: 0 - Updated: 1m ago - Published: November 18, 2020 - Alicia T, Leander A, Cash F 

[aliciatriton]

fuck, marry, kill -- Cash, Leander, Kion

Wow, whoever sent this must really hate @kiontaji.

Bangarang: @cashforrester, because I’d feel super comfortable with him and we both have about the same experience level and it would just be... good. I know it would be really good. 

Marry: @leanderambrosius is my other favorite person, so he gets the other answer that involves living.

Kill: Sorry, Kion! I really am a fan. 

send me three names + a number…