#asuelle

[gretagesundheit]

text 💬 grelle

Greta: Okay, be honest with me: is my reputation 'the fun dwarf cousin,' 'the slutty dwarf cousin,' or am I just going to forever be the sneezy girl?

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, marry, kill -- elle, caramella, ariana

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: @caramellavonschweetz is just like, the cutest little human? I can’t even imagine what great Christmas cookies she could make for my annual party if I asked her to.

Marry: This is so hard but like, @ariliki is prettier? But she wears soooo many crop tops so JK, I’ll take @ellecharming.

Kill: @ariliki‘s wardrobe. 

[bobotomago]

Who are the prettiest girls in Auradon?

@zoe-tomago, my sister’s just the best. 

@austinfrederickson

@eveningstardubois, obviously.

@lyra-k.

@stargirlvasilovich

@ellecharming

@livoakens

@quincydavis

@sydneyandersen

@darlingvirginias

@therubyfitz

@melodytritonx

@nottingriri

@hailstormporter

@andreatriton

@autumnskellington 

@crisdubois

@prncsscndi

Brooke’s still hot, even if she’s evil.

And honorable mention to @aspenfrederickson, too. And to the other Skellingtons because if Autumn’s pretty then so are they.

HONESTY HOUR!

[hailstormporter]

Another day, another year of people loving and/or putting up with me. I wanted to do something different from the pints this year but I still ope you had a wonderful day and remember even if you think no one loves you, I sure do!  Customized flavors per your tastes. Love you all!!

Hailey V.

@hemimanawa @jacqueline-chavez @javierchvez @dizzybydesignx @viper-bubbles @margaerycharming @livoakens @marykatehood @racheladale @cassieadale @li-lonnie @sydneyandersen @ellecharming @maisy-macguffin @izzyslade @gastonthejr

[kalasinambrosius]

@ellecharming​:

Head empty. No thoughts. And unrelated, but do you think Eowyn Annabelle is a cute name?

Oh! So Lev’s never thought about kissing me ever, got it. That... makes more sense. Or at least is less offensive.

And that name’s adorable! It’s kind of perfect, I might be a little bit obsessed. Can I steal that? 

[enchantingrhi]

{text} 💜 rhielle

Rhiannon: You're my favorite person in the world.

Rhiannon: I mean it, you're one of the only people in this freaking city who gets how my brain works 😭

[asuxsor]

Valentine's Day is coming up! Do you ladies see any new couples popping up??

@marley-yao is desperate, so she’d be ready to insta-marry the first guy who throws her a bone. If anyone is stupid enough to be her Valentine, they’ll be stuck with her for months. Maybe @jeremypotts or @marcoalandale? They seem to be falling for her ‘oh gosh you think I’m cute?’ crap.

Is it just me, or does @sydneyandersen and @deeturkey happening give anyone else the feeling that @dumturtle and @quincydavis are going to get back together just so they don’t feel left out?

@stargirlvasilovich looks poised and ready to get some. Whether it’s from @neilbubbles being obsessed with her for being named after a star, or @nickelforrester being obsessed with her being an actual star, who knows?

@cashforrester and @margovasilovich? What the fuck is that? I saw them planning their first date though, and if I were her, I’d hold onto that forever.

@ellecharming and @rtpendragon. He’ll let her fuck his brains out like she wants, and then he’ll feel obligated to instantly propose because he’s just that special brand of boring and predictable.

@lilyofthegoth and @liamdvbois. I thought they’d been a couple already for like the past year, but based on their obnoxious faux-oblivious posts about each other, it seems like they’re waiting for the right moment to make it official. My guess is that’s going to be Valentine’s Day, and they can live snoringly ever after.

I’d say @fisaac and @cassieadale but... His little sister’s a huge cockblock and gloms onto him at every major holiday, so better luck next time? 

Am I the only one who heard that @casperlockex was actually asking about flowers? Last I checked he was into one of those Sherwood girls but I can’t remember which, so... him and @jojohood or @katie-kluck or @racheladale or whatever.

@dev-sinclair and @sweethilde. No prince is every going to fall for you, sweetie, just settle for an Isle hottie before they’re all snapped up and you’re a lonely old hag. 

[janetobin]

text 💬 jelle 🤒

Jane: Do you think if I have a 102 degree fever, it's okay to go to class as long as I wear a mask over my mouth? I really, really can't afford to miss a day, I'll be so behind!