#asuhemi

[leilaniwaialiki]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- ariana, noa, hemi

Send me three names + a number…

Kill: @hemimanawa. I’m sorry, Hemi! This hurts me more than it hurts you. Unless I’m really bad at killing you and you have a slow and painful death. But hopefully it’s quick and painless and you don’t feel a thing, and then I just live with the emotional pain of having done this to you!

Betray: I’ve technically already betrayed Ari at this point by killing her person and keeping mine alive, but realistically, if that hadn’t been part of the equation, I’d be betraying @n-atua.

Have on your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @ariliki! Unless she doesn’t want me. I am probably dead weight, although I could start reading zombie books now so that I have useful information at least!

[sunshinepan]

fuck, marry, kill -- ariana, hemi, noa

Fuck: @n-atua. Double dates with him and @marykatehood would be really awkward if I married her boyfriend; this seems slightly better.

Marry: @ariliki is hot, fun, and we’d be a tourney power couple; what more could the world want?

Kill: @hemimanawa. He’s fine, I’m sure, if my favorite people all like him... but he’s the faves’ fave, not my fave.

Send me three names + a number…

[nadiadecordoba]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- eddie, hemi, carlos

send me three names + a number…

Stop! Daddy will find a way to fix the zombie thing! But like, just in case he doesn’t...

Kill: @carlos--devil‘s whole ‘covered in dog hair’ look. 

Betray: @eddie-delacruz. I’m all for being friends with a popstar or whatever but not if I die.

Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @hemimanawa! The demigod! He could create a net to protect me with his plants. 

[marykatehood]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- hemi, ariana, freddie

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @ariliki‘s awesome. 

Cuddle: @hemimanawa.

Sleep with: @fredcilier. I know I don’t have good enough abs for her but she should have made an exception!

[cassidystabbington]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- noa, hemi, ariana

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: I’m not interested in human raisins, people who hang out with unclean animals, or people with unpredictable magical powers!

Steal from: All of them? I have no other use for them.

Serenade: I guess they can listen to any music I publicly produce and pretend that it’s for them? @ariliki @hemimanawa @n-atua

[hannaharendelle]

i ship you with hemi! why not give the guy a chance?

Maybe I would have if he’d been more chill about it! But @hemimanawa was a little overwhelming, and now he’s got other things going on, so it’s fine.

I ship you with ______!

[jeremypotts]

TEXT ✉ JEREMI

Jeremy: I really do like kids, but they're scary sometimes.

Jeremy: The cafeteria didn't have tater tots as usual yesterday and I felt like the kids were THIS close to starting a riot and/or food fight over it.

[javierchvez]

text 🥞 jemi

Javier: Dude, I have a massive craving for some pancakes.

Javier: Not like Ihop pancakes though, those suck. I'm gonna go make some.

Javier: Homemade is always better.