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text 💬 phad

Portia: I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.

#text #text: chad #asuchad #/ lmao tbh idk if this was meant for chad?#/ because i definitely would not if i knew his ass lmao #/ chad? cook for someone??? wtf are you on??#/ so probably meant for another person she hooks up with #/ not slut shaming but like girl gets around lmao

text 💬 peiress

Portia: I think I sorta joined a cult last night... Do they usually involve orgies? Because if so then I definitely joined a cult last night.

#text #text: heiress #asuheiress

text 💬 wortia

Portia: I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas. Is it correct? Probably not, but who cares? I own up to my incorrect but still amazing use of commas.

#text #text: waldo #asuwaldo

text 💬 panne

Portia: Can we talk?

#text #text: anne #asuanne #/ ....i had nothing to add lmao #/ but it's hilarious that she got this one for anne

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Mia: If we are what we eat, how many days in a row can I order boba before I turn into one? Because I really like the mango popping ones right now and they’re not exactly flexible 🤔

Portia: I haven't turned into a walking dick, so if it hasn't happened to me then it most likely won't happen to you.

#text #text: mia #asumia

TEXT 🤔 WORTIA

Waldo: i mean if thats what ur scared of we could just switch up positions ;) but being smacked by a hat is just being smacked by knowledge, u know?

Portia: Switching positions should be a given, the same one gets boring after a while. I mean, not that I've been bored, but we don't want that to happen now, do we? I don't think a hat equals knowledge, does it?

#text #text: waldo #asuwaldo

text 📲 latia

Laguna: Are you sure that was my dorm and you're not just drunk? Because I've never regretted anything in my life, aside from not making a play for Jane Tobin sooner. That and cherries is a really gross smell.

Portia: You really do have a type, don't you? All three people I've seen you mention are a little on the quiet side. Artificial cherry is absolutely disgusting though, I completely agree. Which is why I was worried, but I was a little tipsy so maybe it was your neighbor's dorm.

#text #text: laguna #asulaguna

text 📲 natia

Nadia: Ugh, please! I had to hang out with all these boring old men who are my dad's friends over the holidays, it's SO nice to be back at school.

Nadia: Spa weekend? I'll totes rent us all out a suite, hotel beds are way comfier than the dorm ones.

Portia: Ugh, you read my mind. They really should get better beds in the dorms, especially considering some of us practically live in them.

#text #text: nadia #asunadia

text 📲 phad

Chad: Did you leave it in my apartment?

Portia: Well, if I knew, I wouldn't be asking if you'd seen it and just telling you it was left behind. But I'll take your question as a no, and now I have no idea where it could be.

#text #text: chad #asuchad

text 💬 pk

Mary Kate: Oh my God, NO! Can you imagine how uncomfortable traveling all of Auradon would be PREGNANT? Or worse, with a baby in a sling on my back or something? I'm so not ready for that. I blame Will and Blake for acting like getting to be their surrogate is some kind of competition; that's one loss I'll happily take.

Portia: I refuse to imagine it, actually. Nor could I imagine having a baby for someone else! That just sounds absolutely dreadful.

#text #text: mary kate #asumarykate

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

How about someone I’ve actually spoken to? Besides, I don’t beg for dates, like you’re clearly asking me to do.

#answered #Anonymous

Who in Auradon most needs a makeover?

I’d start with that little science obsessed group. A lot of their members could really use a new look.

#answered #/ she means lh8 lol #Anonymous

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Clarissa La Bouff. You're welcome.

And why do you think that? @clarissa-lb

#answered #Anonymous

text 💬 pk

Mary Kate: Okay, was it just me, or was there way too much talk about BABIES during all those New Year's confessions this year?

Portia: I didn't keep count, tbh. I saw the word baby and checked out completely. Kind of says something about YOU if you did notice it. You aren't thinking about having one, are you?

#text #text: mary kate #asumarykate #/ she says as if it's scandalous to have a baby

text 📲 natia

Portia: I miss you, it's been far too long since we've had some quality girl time. We should really make up for that.

#text #text: nadia #asunadia

text 📲 phad

Portia: Have you seen my lucky bra? I seem to have misplaced it.

#text #text: chad #asuchad

text 📲 latia

Portia: The last time I visited, your dorm smelled like cherries and regret. Anything you'd like to share?

#text #text: laguna #asulaguna

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