Apr 3, 2019
@venusfitzherbert:
You have literally nothing to worry about, even theoretically. This is mainly for all of Auradon to read and hear, not just you, but the actual amount of times I’ve ever tried to or wanted to homewreck is none, scout’s honor! You don’t need to hide your dads, peeps; I think they’re hot but no one’s hot enough to do that.
Okay, okay! You can never be too careful -- I mean, there was that one girl at Merida and Elsa’s wedding last year doing body shots off of Noa’s dad, so I’ve seen firsthand that dads aren’t actually off-limits. I’m glad you’re not aiming to be my step-mum, though; just having regular normal fun with my dad means I can be there too without it being weird.
