OMFG I AM SO EXCITED HERE WE GO
always wins when they play Trivia Crack: Hermione Jean Granger because she is so smart and Fred just gives up within the first round because Hermione KICKS HIS ASS
laughs when their partner trips on something: Fred does tbh but he always Hermione afterwards because he’s such a kind soul (not)
would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: Fred. He would find it HILARIOUS and Hermione would DEFINITELY get revenge
spoils the ending of books/movies: I feel like Hermione would but not on purpose it kind of just slips out and when she realizes she does it she tries to cast “Obliviate” but Fred is so offended “HERMIONE SEE WHAT YOU DO”
always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: Fred would like he would take adorable pictures of Hermione when she’s just sitting there reading or like sleeping and he has the cutest WCW captions
eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: Fred does always especially when it’s chocolate. If it’s Hermione’s favorite flavor he leaves it because he doesn’t want to deal with her wrath
obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: Fred. ALL THE PUNS
makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: I feel like Hermione would tbh because she finds it hysterical
has to beat their partner in every game: Fred tries, oh does he try. But Hermione always wins. Always.
keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: Fred would and Hermione just beats him with a pillow like “Oi, Fred, I love you but please not now” and he’d be like “Hermione, we HAVE to talk about The Little Mermaid! How do mermaids have children! Hermione please!”
eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway: Fred. The little shit.
