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-- audaciousArchitect [AA] began a bulletin -- -- siliconSwashbuckler [SS] broaches -- -- intenseImpressionist [II] broaches -- -- phaithfulPhysician [PP] broaches -- -- bebopBelter [BB] broaches -- -- equineEngineer [EE] broaches --
BB: yo EE: hi everybody :)! EE: its been like forever since we all talked II: yeah SS: Everybody okay? BB: yea EE: yep! PP: I’m glad to hear that. AA: The Genesis Frog is complete. EE: hes kinda cute! EE: all blinky and rainbow colored PP: I hope you have him somewhere safe. I’d hate to lose him at the last second to some unforeseen disaster. AA: I placed him in a hermetically sealed container I crafted from pieces of the Forge. I personally vouch for its security. BB: ok II: are we done then? AA: Not yet. He needs to be delivered to the center of the Battlefield on Skaia so he can grow. AA: All of Derse will stand in our way. SS: My mom says they’ll take care of the queen. AA: They won’t be able to deal with her. She’s too powerful. SS: I trust my mom. If she says she can do it, then she can. AA: Tell her to stay away. We’ll find another way. SS: No. She said she’ll do it, and we need to fight the king anyway. AA: The queen is beyond the power of anyone below god tier as long as she has the ring. BB: i say we let her do it BB: ive seen her kick ass AA: I will not let anyone else enter harm’s way when I can prevent it. BB: what EE: do you want me to tell them? PP: Tell us what? AA: Our mutual enemy placed my father in her throne room. We were unable to rescue him before he received fatal injuries. BB: oh shit BB: sorry dude SS: …Wow. SS: I’m sorry, man. Are you okay? AA: I'm over it. AA: We don’t have time for pity parties. We have to get this frog to the Battlefield. II: okay II: well all go there now AA: Wait. AA: This will be the finale. It will test us beyond anything we’ve faced. PP: You have a point. Are we really ready for this? II: were all god tier PP: Is everyone comfortable with their abilities? BB: fuck up peoples luck BB: im good at that EE: yep! EE: i think i can focus on just whats about to happen and make sure nobody gets hurt AA: This will be a difficult operation. We’ll need to carve our way through the entire Dersite army, and that will be the easy part. AA: We need strong leadership to see us to victory. BB: ug II: fine II: tell us what you want us to do AA: Actually, I was hoping someone with experience would take the lead. AA: Steve, we’ve reached the end of the game. What happens now? SS: …Wait, what? AA: You’re the one with the best game credentials. And we all trust you, don’t we? PP: Absolutely. EE: yep! ;) BB: im cool with that II: agreed SS: …Really? AA: You’re clearly the best for the job. AA: So, what do we do now? SS: …Uh. SS: Okay. Before the final boss, we finish all the sidequests and get the best gear. Did everybody complete their quests? II: I did BB: me too PP: As did I. EE: i think my quest was just to help make the frog, so i did! SS: Okay, so. We have a lot of grist. Can we make better weapons? AA: I’m fairly certain I’ve already made the greatest weapon in the game. EE: um EE: we do need to save a bunch of grist for the ultimate alchemy BB: what EE: i think its part of making the frog grow :/ SS: Okay, we can probably do fine with the weapons we’ve got. SS: I think all that’s left is some last minute grinding. EE: :O! EE: steve! >:/ PP: That’s incredibly inappropriate! SS: Woah woah! SS: Not like that! SS: I mean getting the last bit of experience we need to earn the best moves! SS: I’m pretty sure this is one of the games that resolves romance plots after the finale anyway. PP: …We are going to have a talk when this is done. SS: It was a joke! BB: rofl AA: My consorts did make mention of something called a fraymotif. I took the liberty of investigating and found that they were unnecessarily expensive, so I disregarded them. AA: We should have enough funds now. BB: oh hey BB: thats weird BB: i think i have one already EE: :O you do? BB: yea BB: when i put on my white glove i can do this dance move BB: its really fucking strong AA: Fascinating. SS: Okay, so we should all get as many fraymotifs as we can. Don’t worry about hording boondollars. BB: shit BB: i was gonna retire on this BB: buy my own island BB: jamestown SS: Trust me, islands are way overrated. PP: Shall we meet again in an hour? SS: Make it two. Everybody do whatever you need to get ready, and we’ll meet on the Battlefield. AA: Understood. BB: whatever you say fearless leader EE: see you guys soon! ;)
-- equineEngineer [EE] bids goodbye -- -- phaithfulPhysician [PP] bids goodbye -- -- bebopBelter [BB] bids goodbye -- -- intenseImpressionist [II] bids goodbye --
AA: Steve. SS: Yeah? AA: You can do this. AA: I’ve never said it before, but I am impressed by you. AA: And I’m glad to call myself your friend. SS: You know, Greg. You can be really annoying some times. SS: But even when you’re acting smug, it’s because you’re cool enough to deserve it. SS: And I’m glad we’re friends too. AA: I wouldn’t follow anyone else. SS: I’ll try not to let you down. AA: I already know you won’t.
-- siliconSwashbuckler [SS] bids goodbye -- -- audaciousArchitect [AA] bids goodbye --













