#aurumacadicus

[sea-owl]

Was scrolling on the internet and saw these

My mind immediately went to @aurumacadicus hc that Carol carries Tony around in an Ikea bag. They're about to go shopping in the first picture. Second pic is human Carol dog sitting Carol the pomeranian. Tony might be in the bag too.

[april-the-fan-girl]

Priorities

(@aurumacadicus this is about you btw 💜)

[superdecibels]

Ngl I got slightly too obsessed with @aurumacadicus 's Hope Is The Thing With Feathers AU and I finally made a decent sketch idea for it!

((I wanted Tony to have that fresh-from-crying look and I hope it shows QwQ))

[copperbadge]

Sam Sam oh my God my sister and I tried Beef Fizz literally two days ago and it literally just tastes like sour beef broth. Like beef broth that has gone bad. I even bought the bold ginger ale so that it would have a more bold ginger flavor and it did NOTHING. We drank SOUR BEEF BROTH and it was exactly as bad as it sounds.

LOL that is how I imagined it would -- sour and so, so salty :D THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE. 

[aurumacadicus]

Are all selkies just Like That or is it unique to the iron fam? xD (and are all swan changes so intense or is that just How Steve Is? Lol)

I’d been imagining that the iron fam is just Like That except for Happy, who is a large selkie who knows how to talk to people like a normal person and not an oblivious idiot. I’m also considering Natasha looking at Pepper and Rhodey and being like, “Damn......... guess I’m gonna court some selkies too” and then suddenly being a whole lot more sympathetic for Steve. (However when she finally gets her two selkie brides she is very smug about it in Steve’s face and Pepper and Rhodey are horrified when the two swans immediately get into a fist fight.)

Also that’s just How Steve Is. He’s just so fucking overcome with how much he loves Tony that his body physically cannot handle it. Tony once accidentally put his hand on top of Steve’s when he was trying to stand up and he apologized because he thinks he’s heavy (boy is he going to be surprised when Steve just picks him up and fucks him when they’re finally together) and Steve spent the entire night agonizing over how he should have reacted instead of just whimpering wantonly at the idea of holding Tony’s hand.

[iam93percentstardust]

Kudos to your little monster for finally defending your home and your honor but if you ever get another lizard in your house would you consider...... using a broom????? It works on carpet, you just scoot the sucker out, I have done this many times with jumping spiders

You have jumping spiders???? nope nope nope nope nope

In regards to the lizard and the broom, my first attempt at shooing it outside this morning resulted in it running behind the couch which is a problem because the couch is a huge leather sectional that i can’t move by myself. My second attempt did use the broom and was almost successful. He was almost outside and I thought Binx was in the bedroom but apparently not because she caught him on the threshold (and now I feel bad)

I’ll definitely remember the broom for next time though because it’s a lot better than my mom’s suggestion, which was to pick it up with my bare hands and throw it outside myself. She says this like I didn’t scream loud enough to wake my neighbor this morning when I discovered a lizard right above my head when I got up

[itsagentromanoff]

Stuckony Featheruary part II

Happy Birthday, @aurumacadicus

Hello Featheruary

[mishastoesies]

I must say the shade you throw at Florida as a Floridian is so surreal because every other Floridian I've met has always been super invested in saying "We're really not that bad!" But you. You're just like "Actually we ARE that bad and let me show you this slideshow as to why!" and I adore it.

listen we have SO much potential to usurp new jersey as the bastardous rats of the united states, we just need to embrace it and make it part of our brand!

Florida: At Least We’re Not Alabama

Florida: Home of the Florida Man

Florida: Key Limes and Crackheads