#australia lore

[dougielombax]

The Succulent Meal cinematic universe.

[grimbleshank]

Contrary to what many people believe, Australia hasn’t always existed. It was created by a guy named Ausstin in 237 BCE who fled from Antarctica to Hawaii and stole thousands of tons of lava, traveled across the sea on his ship, and spread the lava around for miles to create Australia. This was his home and once plants started growing he began smuggling new people to populate this area. He then got to work creating creatures like the platypus by sewing other creatures together and using other body horror techniques to make his strange creations as he was inspired by his vision of the book Frankenstein which did not yet exist. His favorite creature he made was the thorny devil lizard

which he let loose into the wild and its shadow with the spiky horns and its name began the conspiracy of Satan and little devil imps in hell. Later as he began aging (which only started once he was alive for nearly 300 years.) He realized he needed to continue his legacy with a child, that is when he began creating prototypes for his successor. Some failed ones to note being the alien like one with human lips, the gruffalo, and the wild things. His final draft of his successor was Mothman, however Mothman decided that they were too good for Australia and fled to the fields of West Virginia. So he settled for an eldritch dog named Scoobert doobert doo. Scoobert took over managing this strange Australian lands for years before he decided that it could manage itself and went to join a group of silly highschoolers to solve murders in crystal cove.

Australia then became what we know now, however there are still many eldritch beings created by Ausstin that live just beneath the lava crust that began Australia, just waiting to break free and curse the heavens for their wretched lives.

[arcanemadman]

RHONDA AND KETUT GOT MARRIED?!