Adventures of my autistic family - Part 1
1. My brother was reading a book that he doesnt like and so he made a noise by breathing in through his mouth. this caught my attention so i looked at him and he apologised and looked embarrassed so i made the same noise. He immediately joined in with me and we were making a bunch of different noises and it was really fun! our mum walked in to the room and stared at us.
mum: “what are you two doing”
me, happily: “stimming!”
and she just walked out without another word and it left me and my bro in tears because we were laughing so hard.
2. Over dinner one of the cats walked under the table and left the room to go and eat but when he passed under he made a little purr-meow where he made a short chirp but it trilled. and my bro said he’d want to be able to trill like that so naturally i started trying to make the sound. I started trying with rolling my r’s but then i started using the back of my throat to trill and i kept trying to do and while i was doing this my bro started dancing to it which was hilarious enough as it is but it prompted my mum to say
“and here we see the two [last name]’s in the wild”
which made all of us laugh hysterically. this also changed the topic slightly because me and my brother have the same last name but our parents have a different one (long story) and my mum stated how me and my bro are the only ones of the same blood line in England with that last name and me and my bro were like,, what why,, and my dad just whispers “we killed the rest”.
we fucken died
(its because the only relatives that would have that name are in italy,, my dad didnt kill anyone)
