#autistic shitposting

[foone]

Being an autistic werewolf who can shift involuntarily must suck ass.

Like, why are you a 9 foot tall death machine with dripping fangs and claws? Well, you had to spend 2 hours at the pharmacy waiting for your meds, and you had to wear a mask (even werewolves can get covid) and the lights were too bright and it was too loud and crowded and now you're ready to kill everyone, but instead you just go home and hide in a dark room with some noise canceling headphones and a lot of recreational relaxation supplements.

[cnidarianmerfolk]

Does anyone else have the deep sea autism?

[runedscope]

Growing tits as a defense mechanism against eye contact

[gaytommykinard]

when a post starts with "whatever you do, don't think about-" i'm like ok i wont think about it and continue scrolling

[bigbutchgothgirl]

When you're sexting do you slowly over time add more and more paragraphs to your messages because you have hot ideas so after a few hours/days/weeks you're sending messages with like 11 paragraphs in, each one a totally different scene/take on a scene or conversation or are you neurotypical

[trans-wojak]

[metapianycist]

small brain: i have autism

big brain: i'm autistic

galaxy brain: i'm an autism

cosmic brain: i'm an autism with personhood

[gothtistic-stims]

Me: I'm so happy! I now have a Halloween tangle and the tangle zen bling! My collection is complete!! Me: *finds the tangle flatz* Me: *finds the tangle dna glow* Me: *finds the tangle glo* Me: *finds a tangle WITH LITTLE BATS ON IT* Me (with tears streaming down my face and empty pockets): I SAID My CoLlEcTiOn Is CoMpLeTe