#avenger incorrect quotes

[trikruismybitch]

Y/n: Hey Nat did you know jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains?

Natasha: Theres some hope for you then.

[mlsletflo]

Y/N: Why do I have to share a room?

Tony: It could be worse. Harry Potter slept in a cupboard under the stairs.

Y/N: Yeah. By himself.

[coollemonsaresour]

The Breakfast club

 *Y/n,Peter, Wanda, and Pietro walks into kitchen talking, and sit at the island*  

Steve turns around wearing an apron: Mornin kids, what do you want for breakfast?  

Wanda: can we get some cooked chicken fetuses, with...  

Pietro: some cow juice  that has been acidification, coagulation, separating curds and whey, salting, shaping, and ripening.

Peter: with some of Peppa’s scraps.

Y/n: Raw toast and some Citrus sinensis piss.  

Steve: 

Steve: W-what  

Nat who walks in to her kitchen staring at her phone: eggs, *points to Wanda, still looking at her phone* Chess, *points to Pietro* Bacon, *points to Peter* Bread and orange juice * she points to you, looking up from her phone, with a smirk of question.  

Nat: To sum it up for you, they want breakfast sandwiches. 

Steve looks at the four: I am Confusion  

Everybody: Gasp

[wrote-my-own-deliverance]

the avengers as things i’ve heard at college

nat: men were just gods first draft.

tony: just woke up. Send help.

peter: college is like losing your mom in the grocery store for 4 years.

thor: who’s stealing all the dumplings out of the soup??? ITS NOT DUMPLING SOUP ANYMORE, ITS JUST SOUP

loki: my school id? It’s up my ass.

bruce: I’m either getting out of here with a degree or a grippy socks vacation and I haven’t decided yet

steve: that is a FELONY-

bucky: thought I’d have a boyfriend to bring home for Christmas this year, but no, all I have is depression and alcohol

Sam: I’m in…so much debt.

Wanda: how is it that I can be blackout drunk and still be the mom of the friend group

[trikruismybitch]

Natasha: What did Y/n do wrong

Yelena looks down at Y/n struggling to breath because Yelena has her in a headlock

Yelena: She stuck her nose in my business

Y/n's hands that were trying to tap out and remove Yelena's arms from her neck start to lose strength. Her face turns purple while her body slowly goes limp

Yelena: She tried to help me

Yelena lets Y/n's body flop on the floor. Natasha shakes her head walking over to Yelena and Y/n's passed out form to try and wake Y/n up

Natasha: Yelena you know she's just trying to help because she cares about you

Yelena who watches as Natasha rearranges Y/n into a more comfortable position

Yelena: Disgusting

[trikruismybitch]

Steve: It would help if we showed up looking like a loving put together team.

Natasha: For how long?

Steve: Ten minutes tops

*Clint, Y/n, and Sam arguing about who can last the longest in a fight against Natasha

Wanda: See if you can get it down to five.

*glass shattering in the background*